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Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

cumin edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=UnwT-kB4hfE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZaxF2vzoNNU
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022103113002047
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24997407
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21760636
vocaroo.com/i/s0cD1nY6GQ0U
youtube.com/watch?v=JjAdfDrh8v0
youtube.com/watch?v=W-Syk-7xoXM
youtube.com/watch?v=pnkOvapUJKk
youtube.com/watch?v=uHACbDEh0vg
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102797540/
youtube.com/watch?v=G0-Q-6MXdoE
youtube.com/watch?v=1uk5GlsYmXg
youtube.com/watch?v=ZxiLd5nBTbY
buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/Jow Forums-vs-the-yang-gang
lmgtfy.com/?q=meritocracy
youtube.com/watch?v=fRjiPEFMAXY
youtu.be/RttVsGmQjIA
youtube.com/watch?v=EH1byYD0D7o
youtu.be/eQNQ_c2179Y
youtu.be/j-Tqfd1KqqI
youtube.com/watch?v=C42QiTI4WyI
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102803114/

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

cumin edition
Jeje

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

obsessed with big thick booger edition

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

gonna stay in the library until 3 pm.
hope they allow me and don't kick me out.

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

desuarchive.org/int/thread/102777958/
19 and my friends are 21, why?

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

Wtf is wrong with ale, lol. Are you trying to hurt aliceposters feelings or something?

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Henry Price
Henry Price

desuarchive.org/int/thread/102777958/
i dont even know if youre being serious right now

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Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

m-m-m-molly

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Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

no? why would i

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

Ale doesn't like Ashley cause she makes fun of fatties, and aliceposter is ashley.

there solved it 4u

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

everyone stop rudeposting
it's cumin edition for fuck's sake

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

Am I the only one who feels disgusted when people burps? I feel like is equally disrespectful as spitting if it's done inside a house or any other environment that's not outside and sometimes even outside. I only do those things when I'm completely alone.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

i like ashley tho

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

real cripsy mccrisperton

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

you said you didn't like her before

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

The CHAD Airbus.

The virgin boeing.
When will Americans make plans that don't murder peeps by the hundreds? I know boeing started out as an armament company but doesn't mean they have to try so hard to kill people anymore.

David Harris
David Harris

Pussy

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

i'm not sure if i should move my car it's not near the line but the spaces are narrow and i'm afraid someone's gonna hit it

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

i said that i dont like her bodyshaming, that doesnt mean i dont like her

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

farted in library but no one noticed

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

glad to see beta focusing on the real issues now that he's running for prez

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Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

youtube.com/watch?v=UnwT-kB4hfE

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Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

I love that name

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

This started because aliceposter insulted ashley. Then ale insulted him several times.

I really don't think they're the same person.

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Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

being fat is not healthy and it should be called out just like smoking.

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

wtf is this real

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

french intern

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David Morales
David Morales

i never insulted aliceposter wtf

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

A new ramen place opened on campus. What does miso taste like? What about Tonkotsu?

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

I'm feeling it you guys

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Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

making fun of fat people does not help them lose weight
it doesnt help with anything

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

Are you implying there should be age restrictions and warning labels at fast food places?

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaxF2vzoNNU

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

yes lol although it was an offhand comment

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

My grandfather tortured hundreds of Muslims in the Algerian war. I bet your K:D from the unlawful war or Iraq is only 5:1.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

i'm not ashley, please leave me alone. i would never make fun of fat people, or anyone else unless they're mean to me.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

not Cuman edition

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Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

I agree

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

Want friends desu

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Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

making fun of fat people does not help them lose weight
WRONG

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Is Ashley a girl's name?

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

same

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

I'll be your friend, friend.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

t. Fatty fat fatty

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

telling ppl that being fat is ok encourages ppl to keep being fat and then they get diabetes and die young.

William Adams
William Adams

you've got us. well, not me...but us.

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Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

yeah I don't want to be friends with you though desu

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Same here. My attempts at making them fail. Added someone from here and he ignores me.

Grayson King
Grayson King

this has actually been studied
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022103113002047
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24997407
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21760636
hey im sorry i made you feel bad, that was never my intention

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

yeah nah that's bullshit and I'm still going to make fun of fatties either way so stay mad

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

I would agree with this approach. All fats have to do is not eat breakfast.

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

oh a true intellectual, i see

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

The Mexican tranny is fat? Holy shit kek

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

do zoomers know what halo even is?

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

get back to me when you can get a high school diploma, moron

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

dude don't you know how bad cigarettes are for you lmao
Yes, I fucking know. I'm also forced to inhale thousands of liters of oxygen every single day and that's slowly tearing my innards apart too. I've already made peace with my own mortality so just leave me alone.

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Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

I turned 18 this year. heard it was a popular game in the 80s

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

yes i weight 54kg, the stupid meds are making me gain weight

Zachary James
Zachary James

need to poop but I hate pooping in public restrooms.

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

yeah there's plenty of evidence that shaming fatties works. Tons of them are so fucking lazy they won't put in any effort otherwise.

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

just shit in the corner. let the mexicans clean it up

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

i used to use the womens bathroom as a kid

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Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

there's plenty of evidence that shaming fatties works
Such as? Link it please.

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

If you find a nice clean secluded one then its a really comfy experience

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

let me just google that for you, fatty

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

think I forgot the password for my google/youtube account ;_;

John King
John King

pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. especially when young

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

i know

David Wilson
David Wilson

Yeah no, not everyone is a mega faggot like you user

William Gomez
William Gomez

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Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

I've only ever used the women's bathroom if it's single use and there's a line for the men's

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

wow no he's special, his mum taking him into the womens restroom totes means he's like a girl. just being in a women's restroom confers magical gender changing power on people!!

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

if it's single use and there's a line for the men's
What magical alternative universe do you live in where there's a line for the men's bathroom but none for a single use women's restroom?

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

porque tú eres solo huesos, delgada como el viento

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David Torres
David Torres

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Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

ok time to walk back home

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

it's only ever happened like twice

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

god i hate being a neet fuck this shit

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

rude. i'm not gay

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

Good morning lads. So late last night the pc monitor at the front room of the house shit it's self, after I turned it off at the underneath the monitor. I think I'm fucking cursed or something at the moment? Well 2bh I did have 666 in my reference number for Centrelink the other day.

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Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

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Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Hey, bud
better luck today to ya

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

What would happen if I walked into you are a local bar in you are a local town, pulled out my guitar, and sung this?

vocaroo.com/i/s0cD1nY6GQ0U

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

Is there some kind of filter where I can get an iFunny watermark on all my images?

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

I had to remove my 8 metre Ethernet cable when I got into bed last night. Cause I think Jason from IT Corperate office is coming to replace the monitor & can't have him seeing that cable. Haha.

Brody Green
Brody Green

youtube.com/watch?v=JjAdfDrh8v0
Sad eyes, sad eyes.
You can't disguise sad eyes.

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

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Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

i am the eggman
youtube.com/watch?v=W-Syk-7xoXM

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

my mom was afraid of me going alone in public bathrooms as a kid because she heard a story about some young boy getting castrated in one

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

no one reads these

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

horrifying

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

my bf does my makeup

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

i did, was pretty funny

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

desuarchive.org/int/thread/102777958/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102777958/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102777958/
sounds like you'd make a good lil paypiggie

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

He gives you a facial eh?

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

I can't even imagine what it'd be like in one of those tranny discords. Imagine a discord full of Ale x100

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

dicord trannies are very different than me

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

My brother told me that snakes crawl out of the toilet pipes and will bite you if you sit down so I pooped in my bed out of fear

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

yeah, they're *actually* trannies, and you're just a pretender lolol

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

youtube.com/watch?v=pnkOvapUJKk
Canadians are strange

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

this besides they are mostly right wingers

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

there's tons of leftist tranny discords, but I suspect you're too boring even for them.

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

Shapovalov
Wow sounds very Canadian

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

*le is mostly passive if you just let him be. I would say it would be more to the equivalent of hundreds of *andos

Landon White
Landon White

muh cheeky nandos
Go back to /brit/

William Collins
William Collins

you seem awfully familiar with it. why don't you go back

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

this is hyoscine. it is found in the poisonous mandrake plant. in low dosages it is hallucinogenic, though risk of psychosis is very high as a result of its use.

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Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

I like walking. if only there was less cars and less people.

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

is Tyler considered a Chad name in USA?

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Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

Nandos is pretty good for a fast food place tbqh

Landon Green
Landon Green

dis is benzaldehyde, its one of my favorite chemicals because it smells like almonds

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Austin Hill
Austin Hill

ngl, way back i tried /brit/posting before i found out about /cum/
we just don't mesh. all my (You)s were hostile and it's generally boring in there

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

benzaldehyde
la di dah, mr. fancyaldehyde

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Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

Yeah I'd say so

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

What's goin' on big guy, why aren't you avataring?

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Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

shame. how does that make you feel to not be accepted by mummy?

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

In my experience it's always either been chads or gay lil hotheads named Tyler

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

oh zando why arent you a normal person

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

/brit/ is NOT my mummy

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Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

youtube.com/watch?v=uHACbDEh0vg
i didnt feel like it until this post made me smile

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Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

well BONJURE

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

theres no water bottles...

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

i can't even link the right posts lmao
this one made me smile

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

When I was 16, my name on Steam was NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERFAGGOT

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

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Jack King
Jack King

half those things fit me, but I only drink tap water

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

weirdo
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102797540/

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

government plates
kkb
lain
macintosh plus
Based

Everything else don't care or cringe

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

the stupid meds are making me gain weight
How about not stuffing your face and getting some exercise, fatass

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

will you put your peepee in my butthole?

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

lmao how tall are you

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

hey when are you Mexis gonna join NORAD?

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

this is a discord tranny

this is not me

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

classic wow
halo mc collection on pc
are we being transported back to the mid 2000s?

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

I'm a Chicano and I voted for Trump

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

170cm

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

will whey help me gain weight?

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

gays will put "not into hookups only relationships or friends" in their profile and then send you dick or hole pics

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Nobody is willing to fund new games cause they might not work so we're left with reruns.

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

i'm a Chicano and I voted for Jill Stein

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

What kind of hole?

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

just drink whole milk

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

pooping holes

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

youtube.com/watch?v=G0-Q-6MXdoE
Fila me akoma mono ena lepto,
sta oneira mono esy ki ego.
pes s'agapo edo na meineis ligo akoma.

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Angel Torres
Angel Torres

so will w*men

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

the butthole

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

Eww

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

more like hole milk LOL

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

this describes me the best out all of those kid of memes

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Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

for me, it's the coochie

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

nobody cares

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

you cared enough to reply XD

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

all the dots have finally connected. you're half russian, half greek. are you the jesus prayer and mo bamba posters??

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

you smoked marijuanas?

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

I have one hour to write a lab report before my next class. Everybody shut up

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
to the wall;

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

nope, nobody cares.

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

what class? what lab book you working out of?

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

*shushes everyone*

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

no jsut regular tobacco

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

not even once?

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

TO ALL THESE BITHES CRAWL
TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

are you the jesus prayer and mo bamba posters??
he is.

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

no
i was invited multiple times tho

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

A back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

I see.

James Perry
James Perry

underboob-cleavage dress
do greeks really do this

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

Not Orthodox but I really like the Jesus Prayer

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

youtube.com/watch?v=1uk5GlsYmXg

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Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

i watched that music video countless times on MTV2 sucker free sunday when i was in elementary school.

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Connor Stewart
Connor Stewart

It's for a neuroanatomy class. I have to write about a dissection we did yesterday and answer some questions related to disorders that affect those structures

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

I used to beat my dick in my grandmas basement to mtv back in the day when they only showed rap videos

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

women in general do this
i was raised non-religious, but it's beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=ZxiLd5nBTbY

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Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

dog is barking again

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Politely ask the dog to stop

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

delete it

John Martin
John Martin

buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/Jow Forums-vs-the-yang-gang

funny

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

why is everyone hyped about halo:reach though
why is that one the favorite?

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

back in the day we called that one Halo Reacharound

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

I never played Halo. I even went through a MW2 phase but never Halo

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

I have a code for halo master chief edition but I don't think I will ever redeemed it

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

refresh your page

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

based

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

angelina jolie had her titties chopped off

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Morel like Gaylo Reacharound

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William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

do they leave the nipples when they do that?

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

i thought frank sinatra was black

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

No

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

do you think they have some tattooed on?

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

is it bad that I don't know the names of most famous ppl?

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

i thought frank sinatra was black

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Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Yes, very bad. Here's your (You)

Robert Long
Robert Long

professor assigned an asian girl to TA with me starting next week even though I asked him not to because I can do it myself
my roommate yelled at me for half an hour
parents won't stop bitching
I am so fucking stressed my toe is swollen. why are people so god awful. why can't they be nice.

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Connor Clark
Connor Clark

do any of you have faye reagan nipples?

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

It's possible but I doubt it's common. After a mastectomy, some women decide to cover their chests with tattoos

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

he didn't grow up thinking Frank Sinatra was his uncle or something

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

he did

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

why can't they be nice.

i ask myself the same thing everyday

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Connor Parker
Connor Parker

he

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

I have no idea who is famous anymore. My knowledge of celebrities peaks with Tom Cruise

I blame capeshit

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Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

she

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

OwO that butger was soooooo big and yummy
Im so tiwerd nao
I wanna go sweepy

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

xer

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

vajazzling

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Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

Gonna spend $100 on burgers

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

I knew a guy in hs who had his nipple bitten off as "a joke" in middle school
It grew back

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

wat is a meritocracy?

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

I thought babe ruth was black
What kind of white guy is named Babe Ruth

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

*cracks*
"Chairman of the Board"
That's what old pop would call 'im - Sinatra, I mean.
I spent thirteen years of my life thinking Frank Sinatra was my dad's boss.
Those were thirteen of the best years of my life.
*sips*

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

lmgtfy.com/?q=meritocracy

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

wypeepo use their magic power to do well and get on top of everythign

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

a real basedball guy (god)

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

gawd damn wypipo always bein keepin us proud niggas DOWN!! dey goddamn devils dem wypipo, dunno how dey do it, keepin da strong black man down

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

how long until i can do this

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Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

I wish I still had a gf to send me this

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Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

someone gave me a really bad purple nurple and my nipple swelled for like 8 months.

also it like weirdly bruised with a crusty outer ring that i had to scrub off with those sos steel wool pads. thanks blog

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

youtube.com/watch?v=fRjiPEFMAXY
Things'll get better. I hope.

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Austin Flores
Austin Flores

In the thumbnail I assumed the dark spot under the tutu was where she shat herself
This website has ruined me

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

how long have you been stretching for?

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

2 days

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

youtu.be/RttVsGmQjIA
holy shit is this even posible to do

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

I have eraserhead nips that always look erect and poke through my shirt
I feel practically nothing when I pinch/twist them

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

got a $1 raise a month and a half into my new job buds
manager said I'm quickly becoming a major part of the team

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

depends on how flexible you are. took me 3 months when I was a kid, it can take anywhere up to a year.

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Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

I like meatflaps

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

i used to be quite flexible, but i became very stiff when i got fat

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

youtube.com/watch?v=EH1byYD0D7o

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

Congratulations, bud. I see big things for you around here too.

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

don't you want to have sex with a girl?

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

I want a cigarette.

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

does she have a cute feminine benis?

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

no

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

i hate this website so goddamn much

Juan James
Juan James

NO keep those roasties outta here!

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Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

gwb sounds appealing rn

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

want to do a drug buds

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

yes

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

same

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

girls are unironically complicated

William Thomas
William Thomas

Why is /cum/ so horny? Is it full of teenagers?

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

youtu.be/eQNQ_c2179Y

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

so yang thinks asians will start being shot up by "americans" because they'll have too much power.

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Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

pad thai is good GOOD

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

ale smale pale bale

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

I don't wanna be your fucking dog,
that you drag around.
A collar on my neck tied to a pole,
leave me in the freezing cold.

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Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

hmm very faggy of him.

Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

My room smells like BO so I'm leaving an open container of yogurt out to make it smell somewhat nicer

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

piss on everything to sterilize the bacteria

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

Just made up with a friend that I have been beefing with for a couple months. He's coming over with a couple homies in a few minutes to play some PUBG multiplayer.

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Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

discord tier response

James Fisher
James Fisher

GUYS
I NEED A NEW TV SHOW

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

t. discord tranny

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

youtu.be/j-Tqfd1KqqI

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

nosotros los guapos

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

The Wire
Breaking Bad -> Better Call Saul
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Silicon Valley
Orange Is The New Black
Seinfeld
King Of The Hill

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

i tried watching brooklyn nine nine and it wasn't funny it offended my sensibilities actually at how horrible it was

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

i'm actually amazed at how few tv shows there are on netflix

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

hulu has more tv shows
netflix is mostly movies.

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

networks are being greedy and holding it for their own platforms

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

i have issues with streaming on hulu

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

*does every drug*
*dies of respiratory depression and liver failure*
mmm yes

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

So my house chore this morning was mopping the lounge room floor. It will amaze you just how dirty the plastic flooring is in this place which is evident when you empty the mop bucket.

Isaac Murphy
Isaac Murphy

there's endless tv shows. unless you're talking about mainstream stuff

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

god speed

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

I suggested we get one of those robo vacuum cleaners. Haha.

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

they're trying to prepare you for when you leave and actually have to do this shit yourself

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

hulu has too much anime crap

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

Watch Tidying Up and learn to throw away all your belongings

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

I know. Yesterday night at the group meeting. The staff asked everyone where they see themself in 6 months time. Really wanted to say dead or still suffering.

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

I've been constipated for 5 days and today I finally took the biggest shit I have ever shat in my life. I had to flush 4 times mid-shit, I didn't even know that much shit could fit inside my body. Afterwards I felt something that only be compared to sexual afterglow.

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

I'm afraid my gf will make my sons manlets with her midget genes

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

how did you get into this group housing in the first place

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

How purist are you guys when it comes to poutine? Would you still define poutine topped with chicken and hot sauce as poutine, or should poutine be curds and gravy only?

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Urkel should start making music for white teenage girls like Spencer
youtube.com/watch?v=C42QiTI4WyI

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

It was suggested by the psychologist after I kept being violent at home. Smashing glasses etc on the tiles in the house.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

why yo roomy yellin

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

just tell them what they want to hear so you can get out of there. can you live on your own off of your neetbux?

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

Im using my boss' PC to post in here

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

Poutine requires gravy, fries and curds

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

She will. Get those genes edited or someshit

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

basado

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

I've never had poutine

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

how come discord is full of trannies?

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

the mcgriddle is objectively superior to the mcbiscuit. prove me wrong.

protip: you can't, fags

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

The one time I had it was gross tbqh. They're like nachos you have to eat it in 5 minutes or else they get soggy, hard and disgusting

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

I haven't been to McDonald's since they took chicken selects off the menu

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

waiting for my amazon review to update so I can get a $25 steam gift card

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Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Soggy poutine is my favorite.

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Their buttermilk chicken finger things are way better, but only if they're fresh

Michael Young
Michael Young

What? How.

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

rejected by society and rightly so.

Angel Green
Angel Green

if i register and review a PSU I got and send them a picture of the review they send me a $25 steam gift card

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

dowloaded game

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

woke up from a nap.
my eyes are on fire.

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Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

NEW
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102803114/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/102803114/

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

never had chipotle

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

its okay kind of overrated but they have fuckhuge portions

best burrito i ever had was made by my mexican friends mom and it was way better than chipotle

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

me neither

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