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obsessed with big thick booger edition
gonna stay in the library until 3 pm.
hope they allow me and don't kick me out.
19 and my friends are 21, why?
Wtf is wrong with ale, lol. Are you trying to hurt aliceposters feelings or something?
i dont even know if youre being serious right now
no? why would i
Ale doesn't like Ashley cause she makes fun of fatties, and aliceposter is ashley.
there solved it 4u
everyone stop rudeposting
it's cumin edition for fuck's sake
Am I the only one who feels disgusted when people burps? I feel like is equally disrespectful as spitting if it's done inside a house or any other environment that's not outside and sometimes even outside. I only do those things when I'm completely alone.
i like ashley tho
real cripsy mccrisperton
you said you didn't like her before
The CHAD Airbus.
The virgin boeing.
When will Americans make plans that don't murder peeps by the hundreds? I know boeing started out as an armament company but doesn't mean they have to try so hard to kill people anymore.
i'm not sure if i should move my car it's not near the line but the spaces are narrow and i'm afraid someone's gonna hit it
i said that i dont like her bodyshaming, that doesnt mean i dont like her
farted in library but no one noticed
glad to see beta focusing on the real issues now that he's running for prez
I love that name
This started because aliceposter insulted ashley. Then ale insulted him several times.
I really don't think they're the same person.
being fat is not healthy and it should be called out just like smoking.
wtf is this real
i never insulted aliceposter wtf
A new ramen place opened on campus. What does miso taste like? What about Tonkotsu?
I'm feeling it you guys
making fun of fat people does not help them lose weight
it doesnt help with anything
Are you implying there should be age restrictions and warning labels at fast food places?
yes lol although it was an offhand comment
My grandfather tortured hundreds of Muslims in the Algerian war. I bet your K:D from the unlawful war or Iraq is only 5:1.
i'm not ashley, please leave me alone. i would never make fun of fat people, or anyone else unless they're mean to me.
not Cuman edition
Want friends desu
making fun of fat people does not help them lose weight
Is Ashley a girl's name?
I'll be your friend, friend.
t. Fatty fat fatty
telling ppl that being fat is ok encourages ppl to keep being fat and then they get diabetes and die young.
you've got us. well, not me...but us.
yeah I don't want to be friends with you though desu
Same here. My attempts at making them fail. Added someone from here and he ignores me.
this has actually been studied
hey im sorry i made you feel bad, that was never my intention
yeah nah that's bullshit and I'm still going to make fun of fatties either way so stay mad
I would agree with this approach. All fats have to do is not eat breakfast.
oh a true intellectual, i see
The Mexican tranny is fat? Holy shit kek
do zoomers know what halo even is?
get back to me when you can get a high school diploma, moron
dude don't you know how bad cigarettes are for you lmao
Yes, I fucking know. I'm also forced to inhale thousands of liters of oxygen every single day and that's slowly tearing my innards apart too. I've already made peace with my own mortality so just leave me alone.
I turned 18 this year. heard it was a popular game in the 80s
yes i weight 54kg, the stupid meds are making me gain weight
need to poop but I hate pooping in public restrooms.
yeah there's plenty of evidence that shaming fatties works. Tons of them are so fucking lazy they won't put in any effort otherwise.
just shit in the corner. let the mexicans clean it up
i used to use the womens bathroom as a kid
there's plenty of evidence that shaming fatties works
Such as? Link it please.
If you find a nice clean secluded one then its a really comfy experience
let me just google that for you, fatty
think I forgot the password for my google/youtube account ;_;
pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. especially when young
Yeah no, not everyone is a mega faggot like you user
I've only ever used the women's bathroom if it's single use and there's a line for the men's
wow no he's special, his mum taking him into the womens restroom totes means he's like a girl. just being in a women's restroom confers magical gender changing power on people!!
if it's single use and there's a line for the men's
What magical alternative universe do you live in where there's a line for the men's bathroom but none for a single use women's restroom?
porque tú eres solo huesos, delgada como el viento
ok time to walk back home
it's only ever happened like twice
god i hate being a neet fuck this shit
rude. i'm not gay
Good morning lads. So late last night the pc monitor at the front room of the house shit it's self, after I turned it off at the underneath the monitor. I think I'm fucking cursed or something at the moment? Well 2bh I did have 666 in my reference number for Centrelink the other day.
better luck today to ya
What would happen if I walked into you are a local bar in you are a local town, pulled out my guitar, and sung this?
Is there some kind of filter where I can get an iFunny watermark on all my images?
I had to remove my 8 metre Ethernet cable when I got into bed last night. Cause I think Jason from IT Corperate office is coming to replace the monitor & can't have him seeing that cable. Haha.
Sad eyes, sad eyes.
You can't disguise sad eyes.
i am the eggman
my mom was afraid of me going alone in public bathrooms as a kid because she heard a story about some young boy getting castrated in one
no one reads these
my bf does my makeup
i did, was pretty funny
He gives you a facial eh?
I can't even imagine what it'd be like in one of those tranny discords. Imagine a discord full of Ale x100
dicord trannies are very different than me
My brother told me that snakes crawl out of the toilet pipes and will bite you if you sit down so I pooped in my bed out of fear
yeah, they're *actually* trannies, and you're just a pretender lolol
Canadians are strange
this besides they are mostly right wingers
there's tons of leftist tranny discords, but I suspect you're too boring even for them.
Wow sounds very Canadian
*le is mostly passive if you just let him be. I would say it would be more to the equivalent of hundreds of *andos
muh cheeky nandos
Go back to /brit/
you seem awfully familiar with it. why don't you go back
this is hyoscine. it is found in the poisonous mandrake plant. in low dosages it is hallucinogenic, though risk of psychosis is very high as a result of its use.
I like walking. if only there was less cars and less people.
is Tyler considered a Chad name in USA?
Nandos is pretty good for a fast food place tbqh
dis is benzaldehyde, its one of my favorite chemicals because it smells like almonds
ngl, way back i tried /brit/posting before i found out about /cum/
we just don't mesh. all my (You)s were hostile and it's generally boring in there
la di dah, mr. fancyaldehyde
Yeah I'd say so
What's goin' on big guy, why aren't you avataring?
shame. how does that make you feel to not be accepted by mummy?
In my experience it's always either been chads or gay lil hotheads named Tyler
oh zando why arent you a normal person
/brit/ is NOT my mummy
i didnt feel like it until this post made me smile
theres no water bottles...
i can't even link the right posts lmao
this one made me smile
When I was 16, my name on Steam was NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERFAGGOT
half those things fit me, but I only drink tap water
Everything else don't care or cringe
the stupid meds are making me gain weight
How about not stuffing your face and getting some exercise, fatass
will you put your peepee in my butthole?
lmao how tall are you
hey when are you Mexis gonna join NORAD?
this is a discord tranny
this is not me
halo mc collection on pc
are we being transported back to the mid 2000s?
I'm a Chicano and I voted for Trump
will whey help me gain weight?
gays will put "not into hookups only relationships or friends" in their profile and then send you dick or hole pics
Nobody is willing to fund new games cause they might not work so we're left with reruns.
i'm a Chicano and I voted for Jill Stein
What kind of hole?
just drink whole milk
Fila me akoma mono ena lepto,
sta oneira mono esy ki ego.
pes s'agapo edo na meineis ligo akoma.
so will w*men
more like hole milk LOL
this describes me the best out all of those kid of memes
for me, it's the coochie
you cared enough to reply XD
all the dots have finally connected. you're half russian, half greek. are you the jesus prayer and mo bamba posters??
you smoked marijuanas?
I have one hour to write a lab report before my next class. Everybody shut up
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
to the wall;
nope, nobody cares.
what class? what lab book you working out of?
no jsut regular tobacco
TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS
not even once?
TO ALL THESE BITHES CRAWL
TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
are you the jesus prayer and mo bamba posters??
i was invited multiple times tho
ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
A back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up
do greeks really do this
Not Orthodox but I really like the Jesus Prayer
i watched that music video countless times on MTV2 sucker free sunday when i was in elementary school.
It's for a neuroanatomy class. I have to write about a dissection we did yesterday and answer some questions related to disorders that affect those structures
I used to beat my dick in my grandmas basement to mtv back in the day when they only showed rap videos
women in general do this
i was raised non-religious, but it's beautiful
dog is barking again
Politely ask the dog to stop
why is everyone hyped about halo:reach though
why is that one the favorite?
back in the day we called that one Halo Reacharound
I never played Halo. I even went through a MW2 phase but never Halo
I have a code for halo master chief edition but I don't think I will ever redeemed it
refresh your page
angelina jolie had her titties chopped off
Morel like Gaylo Reacharound
do they leave the nipples when they do that?
i thought frank sinatra was black
do you think they have some tattooed on?
is it bad that I don't know the names of most famous ppl?
i thought frank sinatra was black
Yes, very bad. Here's your (You)
professor assigned an asian girl to TA with me starting next week even though I asked him not to because I can do it myself
my roommate yelled at me for half an hour
parents won't stop bitching
I am so fucking stressed my toe is swollen. why are people so god awful. why can't they be nice.
do any of you have faye reagan nipples?
It's possible but I doubt it's common. After a mastectomy, some women decide to cover their chests with tattoos
he didn't grow up thinking Frank Sinatra was his uncle or something
why can't they be nice.
i ask myself the same thing everyday
I have no idea who is famous anymore. My knowledge of celebrities peaks with Tom Cruise
I blame capeshit
OwO that butger was soooooo big and yummy
Im so tiwerd nao
I wanna go sweepy
Gonna spend $100 on burgers
I knew a guy in hs who had his nipple bitten off as "a joke" in middle school
It grew back
wat is a meritocracy?
I thought babe ruth was black
What kind of white guy is named Babe Ruth
"Chairman of the Board"
That's what old pop would call 'im - Sinatra, I mean.
I spent thirteen years of my life thinking Frank Sinatra was my dad's boss.
Those were thirteen of the best years of my life.
wypeepo use their magic power to do well and get on top of everythign
a real basedball guy (god)
gawd damn wypipo always bein keepin us proud niggas DOWN!! dey goddamn devils dem wypipo, dunno how dey do it, keepin da strong black man down
how long until i can do this
I wish I still had a gf to send me this
someone gave me a really bad purple nurple and my nipple swelled for like 8 months.
also it like weirdly bruised with a crusty outer ring that i had to scrub off with those sos steel wool pads. thanks blog
Things'll get better. I hope.
In the thumbnail I assumed the dark spot under the tutu was where she shat herself
This website has ruined me
how long have you been stretching for?
holy shit is this even posible to do
I have eraserhead nips that always look erect and poke through my shirt
I feel practically nothing when I pinch/twist them
got a $1 raise a month and a half into my new job buds
manager said I'm quickly becoming a major part of the team
depends on how flexible you are. took me 3 months when I was a kid, it can take anywhere up to a year.
I like meatflaps
i used to be quite flexible, but i became very stiff when i got fat
Congratulations, bud. I see big things for you around here too.
don't you want to have sex with a girl?
I want a cigarette.
does she have a cute feminine benis?
i hate this website so goddamn much
NO keep those roasties outta here!
gwb sounds appealing rn
want to do a drug buds
girls are unironically complicated
Why is /cum/ so horny? Is it full of teenagers?
so yang thinks asians will start being shot up by "americans" because they'll have too much power.
pad thai is good GOOD
ale smale pale bale
I don't wanna be your fucking dog,
that you drag around.
A collar on my neck tied to a pole,
leave me in the freezing cold.
hmm very faggy of him.
My room smells like BO so I'm leaving an open container of yogurt out to make it smell somewhat nicer
piss on everything to sterilize the bacteria
Just made up with a friend that I have been beefing with for a couple months. He's coming over with a couple homies in a few minutes to play some PUBG multiplayer.
discord tier response
I NEED A NEW TV SHOW
t. discord tranny
nosotros los guapos
Breaking Bad -> Better Call Saul
Orange Is The New Black
King Of The Hill
i tried watching brooklyn nine nine and it wasn't funny it offended my sensibilities actually at how horrible it was
i'm actually amazed at how few tv shows there are on netflix
hulu has more tv shows
netflix is mostly movies.
networks are being greedy and holding it for their own platforms
i have issues with streaming on hulu
*does every drug*
*dies of respiratory depression and liver failure*
So my house chore this morning was mopping the lounge room floor. It will amaze you just how dirty the plastic flooring is in this place which is evident when you empty the mop bucket.
there's endless tv shows. unless you're talking about mainstream stuff
I suggested we get one of those robo vacuum cleaners. Haha.
they're trying to prepare you for when you leave and actually have to do this shit yourself
hulu has too much anime crap
Watch Tidying Up and learn to throw away all your belongings
I know. Yesterday night at the group meeting. The staff asked everyone where they see themself in 6 months time. Really wanted to say dead or still suffering.
I've been constipated for 5 days and today I finally took the biggest shit I have ever shat in my life. I had to flush 4 times mid-shit, I didn't even know that much shit could fit inside my body. Afterwards I felt something that only be compared to sexual afterglow.
I'm afraid my gf will make my sons manlets with her midget genes
how did you get into this group housing in the first place
How purist are you guys when it comes to poutine? Would you still define poutine topped with chicken and hot sauce as poutine, or should poutine be curds and gravy only?
Urkel should start making music for white teenage girls like Spencer
It was suggested by the psychologist after I kept being violent at home. Smashing glasses etc on the tiles in the house.
why yo roomy yellin
just tell them what they want to hear so you can get out of there. can you live on your own off of your neetbux?
Im using my boss' PC to post in here
Poutine requires gravy, fries and curds
She will. Get those genes edited or someshit
I've never had poutine
how come discord is full of trannies?
the mcgriddle is objectively superior to the mcbiscuit. prove me wrong.
protip: you can't, fags
The one time I had it was gross tbqh. They're like nachos you have to eat it in 5 minutes or else they get soggy, hard and disgusting
I haven't been to McDonald's since they took chicken selects off the menu
waiting for my amazon review to update so I can get a $25 steam gift card
Soggy poutine is my favorite.
Their buttermilk chicken finger things are way better, but only if they're fresh
rejected by society and rightly so.
if i register and review a PSU I got and send them a picture of the review they send me a $25 steam gift card
woke up from a nap.
my eyes are on fire.
never had chipotle
its okay kind of overrated but they have fuckhuge portions
best burrito i ever had was made by my mexican friends mom and it was way better than chipotle