/brit/

is that are lana?

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Emma is better.

wound up like a clockwork toy
you know i dont post with those flags zhang you spasticated fucking incel pencil neck
get a real hobby child

What is the point of this general?

whenever emmett isnt posting the only thing we should be saying is “where’s emmett”

You can't eat a flag.

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still thinking about clockwork toys, little boy? you that fucking penetrated about it? cringe.

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omg its poo
SHES DONE A POO

name back on you freak

Pornstars do nothing for me to tell you the truth
It's like looking at one of those rubber dolls they have now, except it's walking and talking

They turn me on about as much as the rubber doll would. Their pussy can be bought in the same way, they're basically a living fleshlight

I want to smell Emma Watson’s bum b

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>thieves attempt to steal €40,000 Ducati 1199 Panigale with angle grinder

The London experience

thats my name

You reckon a fake ass feels like a real ass in the hand? fucking foreign bodies in there that aint even flesh

t. emmett patrick garcin

>weird looking mentally ill lefty pornstar

alri short fat incel, how are you doing today? still angry at th eworld I see. can't blame u tho for being so short and ugly

Feel sick (mentally)

>You reckon a fake ass feels like a real ass in the hand?
how could you tell the difference anyway virgy

omg its so cultural

Had a dream about ASR this week. It was really nice.

40 year old thai woman accidentally sent me a dick pic
not sure how to confirm if it's hers or not

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Only penetration going on is your sister by some white dude while you sit at home rapping your yellow fingers on the keyboard like it owes you money, lee xao.

'Ello love

always felt this way

her?

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Did she sit on your face and fart?

Yea

Yeah mate, I know you wouldn’t know the difference.

BREXIT IS CANCELLED LADS
HIP HOP HORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

course you use the sister as the basis of your insult. can't stop thinking about alannah?

youtu.be/iB_1kAFK9oU

No, she sat on my lap and leaned her head back against my shoulder and we just talked for a while.

>weird
you misspelt peng mate

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You can’t even spell the name properly mate we aren’t using cantonese phonetics yeah? keep it simple x

nice
dreamt about a celeb gf once too (think it was taylor swift? can't remember) and it was nice

her face is a bit weir dto be fair

>I know you are but what am i
based emmett
love you man never change x

her face looks fucked even in her "good" shots

sounds nice

she has her own subfolder on my porn drive

more silicone than a hardware store

>cantonese phonetics
brainlet.jpg

who the fuck is this stupid paki bastard

inb4 janny i’m brown so i can’t be racist per the contemporary definition

Right, well I was born in South Africa. I lived there for 15 years and have volunteered in Zimbabwe, Uganda, Namibia and Mozambique.

The level of sexual violence in these countries is difficult to believe. The statistics you’ve heard are much lower than the true numbers because most incidents either aren’t reported or are ignored by the police. That isn’t because of education, that’s a deeply rooted cultural problem at best and a genetic tendency at worst.

And that’s just the most shocking issue. I could talk at length about work ethic, honesty, general intelligence, everything relevant to social organisation. To be fair the youth is finally showing potential, but that won’t have an impact for at least another 20-30 years.

The justifications for African immigration are naive fantasy.

BASED

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Emmett Patrick Garcin.

haven't been here for almost half a year and that one emma watson yank is still at it
jesus wept

you know he is genuinely too low iq to realise your comment is sarcastic

Mate had a dream about Taylor once but then it turned into a horrific nightmare and she shifted into a bizarre, eldritch abomination and started creeping towards his bed in the pitch black room and he woke up in a cold sweat with literal tears leaking from his eyes.

It was.

How much better would this place be if only actual brits could post

Keep forgetting I'm bald

far far better

Wheres proxylad?

15% of all JustEat orders until Sunday using the code JUSTEAT15

thought you fat lads might like to know

honestly? fuckin terrible

Shoulder length to baldlad?

Yeah haha

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need to stop cracking my knuckles by pulling my fingers
they are becoming slightly sore

Only girl with her own subfolder on my drive is alycetn. She has a disgusting arse and a proper roastie minge but cracking body

>Mate had a dream
wow fascinating stuff

screeching
based janny

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who is more universally disliked out of the 3 most hated posters in this general:
schizo
amer (moni)
190cm?

yeah she does have a bit of a weird face cant lie but she has mentally nice eyes with a fat pair of chebs which to me enough to make up for it

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Based

Keep forgetting Dave’s a virgin

if this is real what an embarrassment

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get him janny

mate you are making classic mistake idiots make and think only eye colour matter. she has ugly buggy eyes

Poley by far
He is irredeemable on all accounts
The other two are just spastic dickheads but basically harmless

>"Mate I some crazy daydream earlier"
-my mate just about to start the most pointlessly boring story ever, didnt have the heart to tell him to stop

>i hate /brit/ celebrities so much thats why i cant stop talking about them
youre like some fucking tween girl discussing reality TV

Grey Goose reduced to £30 at tesco lads

For me it's the Pakistani man from London

>The level of sexual violence in these countries is difficult to believe.
any examples you know of?

beyond greasy right now
haven't showered in over 2 weeks

Jewish men are complete cucks and worship black men so they don't mind

My mate had a dream, said he forgot it though, i'm sure it was interesting.

>beyond greasy right now
>haven't showered in over 2 weeks

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god who is he and how do I live that life?

Literally no good posts in here thought we were getting somewhere with our literary discussion last thread but this one has just put banal shit into my cognitive scheme. On reflection simply not worth it. How I long for a place I can hang out with fellow high culture minded individuals not scrabble about in the muck with you apes.

Wearing me Canada moose jacket

listening to a bit of american football lads

Its the surgery.

touched a nerve there emmett