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tommy robinson got banned from peterborough in
Bit anti-semitic to ban him
shooting barbaric non assimilating invaders is bad
*surreptitiously reads shakespeare*
Really not sure if I've been superliked by a bot, someone trying to promote themselves, or someone actually likes me
Only social media on their profile they have is youtube and facebook, and I have one mutual friend. Even then, I'm not sure if it's legit because that friend is legitimately autistic and seems to friend a load of random people. He's in to his music performing, and it appears she is too so it could be legit.
buss up wi 49 skengs 'pon di /pol/ trap
dis one be fo abdi brap brap brap
*surreptitiously reads the wikipedia resume of shakespeare*
*surreptitiously reads the summary of a wikipedia article on shakespeare on /brit/*
rorke surreptitiously reading horrid henry
you know when you on the shore somewhere in whitby
and you taking a piss in the sea
you pissing on the remains of your ancestors
even in london that statement holds true because all of the piss goes straight into thames
just think about it
making a wiki page for /brit/ culture
you know you aren't anonymous on this website right? If the police wanted to find out who made this post, do you think Hiro would hesitate to hand over all the data about this post?
My mum don't know your mum stop telling man you're my cousin
*surreptitiously googles the definition of surreptitiously*
same but all stuffed into a baguette with a shitload of butter and smothered in ketchup
*surreptitiously asks jeeves the definition of google*
Rorke, you are forbidden to wear your tinfoil hat at the dinner table. I've warned about you this before, no ipad for the rest of the day
*Rorke screams and runs to his room*
not even tinfoil
loads of people have been arrested after posting here
Why are women with bitch face so damn hot?
leftypol trying to hide behind the curtain but his girth and fedora betray him
Ugh what are we going to do about him? He can't keep doing this
*surreptitiously tells man I'm your cousin*
That Jersey bloke
paddy's day is literally the whole world having the craic for a day regardless of the politics and divisions that rule the other 364!
how come pewdiepie didnt lose all his subscribers
drinking grey goose in bed
Got caught because he was ordering bomb making materials and magazines
fuck off literal billionaire
When all is said and done, history will judge him as a man who just done what he had to do, you know?
when you're getting ready to have a proper wank to an interracial cuck banger and the officah comes to your house for the daily loicense check and he sees that your wank loicense and your electric and gas loicenses are all out of date by one day so he puts the chastity lock back on
how the fuck do you drink a goose
leftypol on the ropes
it was on special offer
also bought a bottle of havana club 7yo, chivas regal, johnnie walker black, and some champagne for mothers day tomorrow
dont be that guy rorke
porn bans will help society
le blue checkmark
it's just interesting
someone going to piss on our dusty skulls sometime in the future
finna get schwifty
it's mother's day tomorrow
chit thanks for the reminder
snot nosed punk
You guys ever notice the vast majority of lefties are mentally ill burnouts with drug habits? Somehow they still expect their degenerate ideals to be respected and their excess needs to be catered to while contributing nothing tangible to society.
wasn't it already mothers day like a month ago
bollocks to that
it was the daily mail all along
definitely a cat
that zoomer haircut
My ASMR waifu is on the front page of BBC News.
making some notes
by the time we die we will be governmentally mandated to piss in a machine that converts it to Amazon™ Electricity to power our FaceBook™ Home and our Tesla™ Car™
Immigrations' negatives outweigh the benefit
Agree or Not?
look at that idiot
it must be excruciating being him
Why are right-wing views correlated so strongly with low IQ?
3 1 2
I am more based than catyank.
dont be that guy rorke
What went wrong?
1, 2, 3
wanna phone me mum but i don't
don't think he was arrested over Jow Forums posts
*Blocks your path and asks to see your momentum card*
a free drink from caffe nero?
*screeches into the microphone* ROOORKE HES DONE YOU AGAIN
I want to examine Emma Watson’s feces.
nah the guy pretty clearly said he was radicalised after the Muslims in Sweden truck rammed some people including splitting a little deaf girl in half as an Islamic attack
CARDI B ASMR WTF
star wars nerd
Nope. It's necessary to have any standard of life whatsoever. I cannot imagine living in a place where I only heard a single language, that life would literally not be worth living. Onwards, upwards, global Earth!
holy FUCK lads have you seen the news?
Dangerous and downright stupid
can feel the "niceness" emanating from this post
Why is there a mosque in New Zealand anyway? That's the real question that needs answering
What went wrong?
saying you're awkward probably
The very first impression you gave off was "I'm not confident" which is the number 1 way to get women to not be attracted to you. You also made it clear you were about to "flirt" and then asked the same sort of question you'd ask your mum if she popped over to your place unannounced.
That Jersey bloke (singular)
immigration in an ideal world should be great you're just filling gaps in your society e.g. you need another brain surgeon for some place in england so you get one in from a place that has too many brain surgeons (it's obviously still a net gain for us even if they don't have too many but if they have too few then a problem for them too if we take it).
the weak should fear the strong
Help me then, what's a good way to open?
is twitter going to be the new government?
Abdul Aziz, 48, picked up a credit card machine and ran towards the New Zealand terrorist, screaming: "Come here!"
"i want to rape your mouth you little minx"
Every man secretly wants to be a cuckold
how many people actually watched it live though? obviously it wasn't a planned promoted event and it was literally just some random lad who presumably only had a few friends on his account
LOL state of this cope number 1 way is how u look mate
keep it as boring as possible. "hey, hows it going" "oh good haha. what are you doing this weekend? i'd love to take a beautiful girl like you out for some drinks" "haha alright, see you then"
You could've saved it with a more casual response or comment instead of that retarded question. She looks like your average braindead woo girl so you never had a chance anyway (and I don't know why you'd even want her).
first line ask her if she wants to go out if you're not hideously ugly it should work at least 1/10 times
IQ correlates very strongly with a left/right political dichotomy, but doesn't correlate at all with race.
so lads what yous doing for paddys weekend
me and one of the lads are splitting an eight tonight. Gonna let loose
if i was asked how my day is by some average-looking person i wouldn't bother answering
and if you try something else now you look desperate (read: you fucked it)
Take it to /pol/ user.
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s anus.
now this is a track lads
did he forget his cashback
have won £447 from betting on the men kicking balls
who the fuck writes like this
are you doing a bit
is that what you're doing
So all in all I shouldn't be using tinder?
Probably thought he was still in the west bank fighting the IDF
Neighbors and I noticed an unfamiliar obese woman walking around with a camera with a large lens and what we guess is her young daughter the other day. A couple of the neighbors claim to have seen her taking pictures of houses and trying to peak around into backyards. Everybody on this street has been here for years, nobody knows who she is. Then yesterday a few neighbors with spare/project cars sitting around got letters from the county telling them to put tags on the cars or put them in a garage or risk fines/impound of the vehicle. Hope that lady didn't just move in around the corner and forget how to mind her business, she might be needing some new tires soon.
COME BACK HERE
IT DIDNT GO THROUGH
first time seeing mboko post?
nowt political about my image sweetie x
Journalists: HERO WRESTLES GUN out of SHOOTERS HAND and TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND!!!
Journalists: "DONT WATCH THE VIDEO!!!! ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!"
journalists will find any way to twist a story so there's some capeshit-tier normie hero vs villain plot when it was actually just the shooter tripping over his dead body (which there is proof of you can access right now, for free)
Gonna drown my sorrows tonight after that 6N humiliation (well done Wales, up the Celts!). And sleep most of tomorrow. Heading down to mate's place in Bray tomorrow evening for a meal.
weird how the old brain works. in bed till 2pm, force myself to eat. it's 5pm now and i wana go out and get smashed again haha
Girl at work has an unreal arse, I'm struggling to contain my frustrations, it triggers deep primitive urges that my conscious mind can't hold back
Got my summer chooooon ready lads
ignore mboko he larps as some posh cunt
why does Joe always make a big thing out of lighting up a joint on the podcast? especially given its now fully legal in his state, making any sort of formerly 'rebellious' aspect of doing so redundant...
yeah don't know why people pretend some sections of the media using hyperbole and disinformation when it comes to islam/immigrants when there's plenty of fact available to see.
Don't let him see this one
u a bit late radio 1 been shilling this for weeks
not a single wavelength of this abomination shall emanate from my speakers
joe rogan is a drug addicted mulatto and anyone who listens to him is the same
I have an unreal arse
He means I own my own home and don't eat 'spicy bags'
Heading down to mate's place in Bray tomorrow evening for a meal.
sounds a bit gay
so what side holds all of the Writers | Affiliated @Twitch Broadcasters, sons of Hades | Star Wars Nerds | pop culture nerds?
Shift up you neek pagan.
Ah yes based Scott "hello fello uni kids" Mills
Like I give a fuck about Radio 1
listening to podcasts
Specifically just to annoy you in particular.
Fuck no. If you want a GF get on Bumble before too many people just wanting hookups get on it. Or if you don't want to feel like shit all the time stop using these shitty apps. If it wasn't for the fact I actually got a GF from it I'd probably turn gay from how much it made me despise the average female my age.
this is a working class general you faggot
what the fuck did mboko mean by this
I'll tell his wife, she deserves to know.
lmao i'm mocking you mate for being behind even radio 1
Need to do things to Emma Watson with my nob.
the mboko menace
hi lads how's it foing?
did you ever get around to properly shagging a lass (not going soft in her) lad
grenfell was our 9/11
bacon lardons, curly fries, diced peppers & onions topped with pepper sauce for dinner tonight
Pint of Saltaire titus and half a gwynt y draigg scrumpy down the gullet
As you said that I got a message on Bumble
Guess I should limit my tinder usage
one love lads *does the peace sign*
any premature ejaculator in
Anyone else prefer manfaced women?
Don't want soyboy sons iih
Why didn't it fall down though
the rorke menace
we're about to go to walmart to buy some new combs lol
yes it was really unreal watching that footage of two planes flying into grenfell tower
go on then, say something funny
Scott "I'm 44 but hey uni kids check out THIS relatable thing! I'm just the cool mature student hanging around halls" Mills
is rorke STILL at it? fucking hell have a day off mate
burning pakis cant melt steel beams
State of this cuck
7/7 was our 9/11
Much worse desu x
Can last hours when getting a bj but last 5 minutes fucking
history is the history of violence
He's right tbf
do you compete
Reminder I offered to meet mboko in phoenix park for a round of fisticuffs to sort this all out and he refused
Don't even fucking bother with Tinder IMO. It's like a place for cashed up chads to hire prostitutes. I'd say with simultaneous use I had three times the number of matches on Bumble than I did Tinder, and not a single one of the Tinder ones was a girl I'd even remotely respect.
LITERALLY part of his plan
what a madman
watch journalists scramble to create a controversy over this and verified brainlets on twitter blast anyone who has ever used it
More brits died on 9/11 than 7/7 fact
2's got the nicest chebs though
should be illegal to not be a girl
lmao mate you're lucky i have severe facial deformation and my ear looks like an aborted 3 week old baby im nearly 30 and have never had a gf
Jo Cox was our JFK
Can't survive day to day without alcohol and drugs
Maybe I'm just not aware of that because I'm not a scrote. I've never had a woman not be physically attacted to me, so I wouldn't know if this was the case or not. So in my experience, it is exclusively how confident I appear that is my issue.
im nearly 30
from that picture u look 15 mate sort out your skin hair and clothes
all women are mendacious whores not having a pop just stating facts simple as
grim grim grim grim grim
"Ummm actually sweaty we'd be worse off without gays and pakis"
Off to the Marble Arch in a couple hours
Forgot about you mate. I've seen more deformed cunts out there with birds, so don't think you're automatically doomed. You really do need to be more forward and less "haha only if u want to" with your texting.
lmao copeaholics anonymous
Nuclear bomb just went off in Paris lads
being a white male in 2019 is like being a german in weimar germany.
Demonstrable oppression at the hands of judaic forces
i like body hair on women
mad when you see old pics of actual samurai lads from the 19th century before Japan outlawed them and they were all absolute manlets
honestly doubt any were even 5'
update on cheadle?
can i come
Reports in saying Macron is bombing Gilets Jaunes with kinetic bombardment
Bring back the bush!!
Work on the stuff you can improve if you're feeling insecure, like social skills or fitness. It'll happen user.
our thoughts and prayers are with the families
cant remember the last time I sent an actual SMS message lmfoa it's like ancient alien technology
blanket injunction on all media reports
mishima was 5 foot
Be moving out there this summer, best pubs?
lad, you're apparently so ugly that it has actively prevented girls from even talking to you. By your own admission. It's time to quiet down.
Asians are a short race. But fierce is must be said
look like this on a good day
didn't know a massive renovation was planned
on day 2 of unwank and i'm bursting at the seams
england kicking the egg lads
cannot imagine taking advantage of things like this
would feel obligated to buy something else just so i'm not turning up to a shop to mooch a free drink
all women should be arrested
only some of them.
indians aren't fierce at all.
o shit the grog's hitting me lads
Got a licence for that?
day out in the northern powerhouse
Unironically seen more deformed ones getting birds. Not even memeing you, lad.
indians are indian not asian
irrelevant, grand slam's already in welsh hands
read every post on /brit/ since 11.38
What pubs you going lad? Need any recommendations? If you’re in Salford try the Oxford, kings arms and the eagle
where is india
They targeted gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
chaddish in nature
enjoying my swill
Multicultural societies are a house of cards. Any dissent requires a disproportionate response to keep everyone in line, don't question the house of cards or it might come down.
pakis raping children? meh
mean words on the internet? grr
We are placing you under arrest violently, dragging you from your home and locking you in a cell for 24 hours to stop any violence coming from your words
there is a new and EXTREMELY cute librarian working at the front desk today lads
he has heavy 5 o clock stubble and was wearing a very nice loose-fitting grey shirt that rose up and exposed the small of his back when he went to shelve a book on the top shelf for me
hes called Owain so he must be Welsh - my plan is to take out a book of Welsh folktales next time i see him and chat to him about it before asking if he wants to get a drink or something when he gets off work. ive only ever seen this approach done in movies tbf but i dont see why it wouldnt work in real life as well
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take innit
not sure who you think you're talking to I simply called you out about thinking confidence is the most important thing to women.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
read every post on /brit/ in iambic pentameter
what a sweet girl you sound like
I wish you the best of luck
Weather is fucking mental
have this air corps pic as a thank you
Ohhh now the overtly violent police are a problem.
When white people are threatened.
Funny how the shoe fits
how did you pronounce that
warned you lads yesterday to watch what you type
it's just an ear, get it cut off
init i feel sorry for that french lad who has been travelling around
whites are the only people that matter in the British isles
Should I order a pizza or chicken wings?
I heard The Wellington is nice
hope this is real, good luck
Love R Loius
See myself posting here as a bit of an ode to his great brain.
If I can find some middle ground with the absolute lowest of the low then maybe salvation is possible
its pronounced the same as "owen" i think, just the welsh spelling
the sugar tax is undemocratic
wonder if they care about Jow Forums posts now
in the past it was just twitter because they can see it spreading
Is leftymong still pretending to be outraged over a terrorist attack on the other side of the planet? Getting a bit boring now
going to the black bull later then im going to head to the pub
fucks sake lads
meant to be meeting a girl tonight but she wasn't sure what time she'd be free, said she'd tell me today. Heard nowt, even sent her a little text 20 minutes ago.
the gamers are rising up
Teehee I’m bent btw >:)
why do they do this?
Part and parcel of living in a diverse country. Simple as.
A pizza wings are just a side dish
even sent her a little text 20 minutes ago.
I’ll let you know what time tmo
Obvious red-flag l, means you are nowhere near a priority
hate people who do this
mmmmh milky way crispy rolls
Gonna get double pepperoni and jalapenos
I stand in solidarity with the French people. Thoughts and prayers to the friends and families of those that have been affected
Government taking action against chonks like you
Cringe and can’t read between lines
looks like a fucking cheese grater
necking another red bull im out of control
Typing some words is a crime these days
think that happened in a battlefield game
Don't take it personally. Girls are ridiculously flaky, and they'll always convince themselves it's justifiable behaviour. I once texted with a girl for a whole month before she randomly ghosted, and I'm sure she literally hasn't thought about me since her last message.
I find her small hands, wide hips and big breasts very, very attractive.
state of those balconys
my thoughts and prayers are with rorkes family
Prefer the oyster next door
wasnt it london? i wish ahaha waaheyyy
thats how i pronounce 'owen' anyway coz my dad gave me his slight welsh accent
Shamina deserves a second chance
Anyone who said "bad thing" on twitter? Throw away the key
A nonwhite person in Europe can be and should be called a colonizer.
can't deal with the heat
gonna get extra sweetcorn chicken amd onion
What based Sadiq said was
“Part and parcel of living in a great global city is you’ve got to be prepared for these things, you’ve got to be vigilant, you’ve got to support the police doing an incredibly hard job. We must never accept terrorists being successful, we must never accept that terrorists can destroy our life or destroy the way we lead our lives.”
Kill yourself, Mboko