i like this
I like this
not removing Germany as well
what did we do to you
Hey wait a minute, where is spain?
always wanted to be an island, nothing personal spainbro
kosovo je srbija
Why remove Galicia?
Why are you rude to spen?
Spain is the closest thing to a friend we have. nice going.
what about anglos, your greatest ally?
Based. Fuck (as)spain.
Where I'm supposed to buy my cheap cigarettes now ?
The year is 2019
Lusitanian scientist create a portal that can take them to alternate timeline
They enter a timeline if there was a landmass connecting them to the mainland
They see brown people everywhere where their proud capital once stood
They quickly try communicating with the brown people using numidian and Arabic dialects
"que coisa" says the brown person,
the scientist believes this must be a timeline where the Romans conquered their land and imported millions of African slaves
They figure out how to translate their garbled speech
"Where did your people come from" Asks the noble scientist
The Moortuguese begins going on a tirade of how Portugal is white and that pigskins like him have to go back to the UK. "PORTUGAL numbah uno, stupid Moros didn't touch Aryan Portuguese blood whitey!"
Stunned the scientist barely escapes with his life, satiating the beast's lust with his wallet
He emerges from the portal and begins to destroy it, detailing his experience to his fellow scientist
claiming mallorca for germany
Very nice. Obrigado.
STOP, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
All of you cucks who hate us what problem you have
Wow, now literally 2/3 of France possess Seas