RIP Muggy Mike edition
/brit/
very based. gl
CAM ON WOLVES SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
STICK IT IN THE FACKIN ONION SACK
lost my deano webm of some deano fingering a stacey in a club
for me it's salt and vinegar
might hop in to bed
had an absolute mental dream last night
massive in scale and scope
doubt I'll have one like it again
business idea: introduce free-roaming tigers, bears and crocodiles into university campuses and punish students who get low or even 'kind of' low-grades with being fed live to them,
>stacey
it's chantelle mate
Favourite girls aloud girl??
*to the sound of gino by dexys midnight runners*
ohhhh deannoooo
rapist? meh
racist? grr
i think it was ted bundy who wanted to make it clear he only killed so many black people (as opposed to white people) because he lived in a black neighbourhood, not because he was racist
literally "yeah i'm a serial killer but i'm no racist!"
problem with university is people think it should be as accessible as K-12 public school. who the fuck is telling people you need to go to uni to be successful?
Grim grim grimmmmmmm
Ah yes, bavarian mating rituals
all a bit rank in hindsight
Tell me your job and I will tell you how Deano it is out of 10.
brown hands rattled out this post
not sure that's hygienic.
JJB store manager
.com tesco
No Ted Bundy didn't kill any black people
Ted Bundy only killed white women with brown hair with a fringe
He also sometimes kidnapped two girls and then killed one in front of the other, fucked her corpse and then killed her
He would kill them while fucking them in doggy because muscles contract around his dick
IT Support runt, am I a negative?
No, it was a peng blonde girl in a white skin tight dress and it was quite dimly lit because it was inside a club
pffft
i must be thinking of a different serial killer
is this a slags n ting thread??
love them all
bank teller at Lloyds
I know the one you're referring to but I don't have it
9
2
0
got me willy out and probs going to do some stuff with it if im honest x
warehousing and consuming free beer
my deano status confirmed, I return to my virginoid grotto
i'm a racist.
oh dear no im sorry i mean im a rapist.
love prawn cocktail in my mouth
5
7
lads
run a corner shop
what can I get ya, chief?
Probably Jeffrey Dahmer
He only killed black men and worked at a chocolate factory
Bossman/10
Mango Rubicon
willy wonker whacker
pajeet/10
bottle of unmarked vodka
pack of 6 second hand fags
2 day porn pass
Can live in 33 countries
Soon only 2.
*does a little dance*
every time i meet someones dog i am reminded how much better cats are
orrible creatures
I'm guessing...UK and Bangladesh?
don't care mate blog on
Archaeologist
Ohhhh sorry, chief. We don't accept card payments under a fiver.
Why not throw in a lucky dip?
cats are runtpets for runtoids
Can't live in any country as I'm a white man
want a chubby gf to cuddle and fugg on a regular basis
>brits pronounce hoola hoop as "ooler oop"
lmao
*makes a little love*
:3
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
noticed my happiness declines the further away I get from female contact
I wasn't planning on leaving anyway.
I'm not some paki 'economic migrant' who jumps ship when things get a bit tough.
>neeeeesawn
>handeye
>jagwarrr
>mawzda
Nigger janny is on the prowl
Slampig
women are vile, disgusting creatures.
eddie stobart truck
Would rape her in the toilets
have got this
rental property owner/manager
ah yes how liberating
might pull off my skidmarked boxers next time in a club and wear them on my head
*whupeeeesh*
feel exceptionally smug when I go into a supermarket and there is some late 20s/early 30s sadcase working there who managed, after years of doing supermarket toil (which I did in my teen years), to become the store supervisor and is clean-shaven and marching around in his primark-tier 'suit' and still working with people half his fucking age telling them what to do
can't imagine having to toil like that where you're literally on display to the public all day as a literal 'this is where you could end up' warning to kids
am a factory toiler myself but its barely even toil ftmp and at least I'm not on full display to the public in the process
Well done user you fucking dickhead, jump the fence and get our fucking ball back.
>he doesn't pronounce whore HOOER
Ted Bundy was different from other serial killers, tbf.
He wasn't just a madman deranged murderer, he was actually good at serial killing
Nigga escaped prison twice through charm and cunning. In Colorado or wherever it was he escaped the first time, he was deep innawoods and killed to survive the weather and shit
If he lived thousands of years ago, he'd have been some warlord chief or some shit, but unironically. It was like he was made to kill
back home with half a gram of high grade charlie
>neeeeesawn
we say nee san, which is the proper japanese pronunciation
>handeye
not even sure what this is
>jagwarrr
sounds better than jag ooooo aaaar
>mawzda
again, it's ma zz da, which is very close to the japanese pronunciation
I work out back thankfully.
LOL
laced with anthrax
be right in there for a sniff
It's over
We’ve all felt it lad
lmao
NEET
Previously a lab technician
all women should be arrested
I don't think it's even controversial to say that as this point
>Half gram
Won't last long will it
yaaaasss go stace!
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
cowboy electrician (not qualified)
Well they sure didn’t like that
Based and you're right
People in those jobs are pure cunts as well, somewhere deep down they know they're failures
fat line of CHANG
got a fetish for fit girls
jealous 2bh