/brit/

do girls like it if you lick the arsehole?

i saw that Jow Forumsbirtishproblems thread tgoo hahaha

yeh

No
But they all love fisting

going to the kitchen

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would like a cup of tea

dey wo murdered
wi need justis

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OP here
Janny, please delete this thread
I regret it

>>DAY-O! DAAAAAYY-O!

Daylight come and me wan go home

Day! Me say day, me say day, me say day o

Daylight come and me wan go home

Work all night on a eat a hotpocket
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)
Ban shitposters till the morning come
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)

Come mister hiro man tally me shitposters
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)
Come mister hiro man tally me shitposters
(Daylight come and me wanna go home)

scuse me while i kiss this guy

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didnt mean to reply to that post

*honk*

>witty tinder profile with pics of me doing interesting stuff
>liked mostly by average looking 25+ women

>make it shorter and blunter
>replace profile pic with an ok looking one of me in a suit, other pics still there
>likes are now mostly 7/10+ 18-20 year olds

explain this

LOADS OF US IN HERE DISCUSSING BRITISH CULTURE

putting ketlon anywant owt

>10 posters
go away

cup of tea (3 sugars and a teaspoon of syrup)

looking forward to that new godzilla film

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youtu.be/cjmjewp3IJk

looking forward to wanking to that new godzilla film

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she doesn't want to cheat but she doesn't want me to leave her alone lads

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me, i take my tea with a dollop of negroid sperm

Leftists pushing pro-marxism, open borders, pro-everything stuff is a good thing. The more they push, the faster we reach a real crisis point. There will be an event which sparks the great happening of our times (well, we might be dead by then), it's inevitable, it's just a matter of in 20 years or 200

The best position you can take if you're far-right is to become far left and push everything they push since it's inevitable anyway. You just help speed us up to the point at which the dam breaks for good

have an open borders policy around my arsehole and lads

*yawns*

>ackselloorayshunissum

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Brainlets on the ropes

mmm that feeling of finally unleashing a shite after holding it in since yesterday because you’re with the gf

what can i buy with £1.95 hmmm

do i save it for bread, pasta, milk? or what?

>New Zealand shooting
>No Deal Brexit confirmed
>Trump not indicted

Leftypol not having a good week

ah

indeed my dude

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Loaf an a few tins of cheap beans

if i see another "brexit, explained simply" article on the bbc front page i'm gonna lose it!

>state-enforced islam to apologise
>rorke on the ropes
>drumpf on the drapes
another victory across the board for leftyGANG

You're so money supermarket you lad

The first is a good thing
The second isn't
Th third definitely isn't

You are retarded

starting to think china might be the future lads

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rorke on the ropes rn

>get a hotel together for 7 days
>have to shit tactically after nearly bursting 4 days in

Grim

SEETHING

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in the future as in when ur dead?

any seething gammon in?

can we go 10 posts without some inane boring political shit, nobody cares about muh leftists or muh nazis or some shit, just want some chilled bantz with the lads, if your post is even SLIGHTLY political in nature, you know which board you need to vacate to ASAP

Is there any other kind?

What does it mean to turn something on it's head? Can it be used to describe something thats completely abnormal? What idiom am I looking for?

HFP

so, which country are you moving to lads? we all know britain is doomed

Leftypol BEGGING to change the subject

yes

Ireland

for me? can only be pakistan

See above. Although we'll be onward to the mainland in a year or three.

what are you on about

it's the realisation that you are defending nothing, you are conserving nothing. Everything you are trying to conserve will be gone in 50-100 years at a maximum. All you do by acting as resistance to what is now absolutely INEVITABLE is to slow the process down and drag it out over x more decades. You do nothing. You are actually shooting yourself in the foot. The "great happening" can mean anything you want it to mean really, but I meant specifically a point at which the dam breaks and everything changes i.e. a war, a new party, or whatever else it may be.

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I find that term racially insensitive

Elsa's mum makes crepes for Spiderman and hill and

holy
fucking
LENG

lifting toil looms

我的陰莖

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Got work at 5

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thread isn't doing to well over at /tv/ lads

having a bit of a wank

no deal brexit is good for the left
cpgb-ml.org/2019/02/06/news/bring-on-the-no-deal-brexit/

Mannequin

Leftypol isn't the real left. They're the NuLeft.

in here "the left" is anyone who isn't into genocide.

Got work tomorrow as well

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resting between sets

browsing the 'dit

preparing to urinate

youtu.be/odCQhAezB_Q

opinion on the ol’ ‘cide (genocide) lads?

Can any of you lads do this?

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big fan

bout to eat a rack of ribs i got from tesco reduced(85p down from £3.50) last night lads

Probably, shan't be doing so though

why not?

Because I'm not 12

can? yes
will? never

meeting a girl in 20 minutes

oooooh you're hard

just chucked the fwb out what we up too?

post malone any good lads?
feel like I need to engage a bit with the zeitgeist

Practice in the shower everyday

any of you lads ever been to a soho walk up?