/brit/

this is /brit/ you fucktard

I wank pretty much once everyday. Even if I stayed with a gf I'd rub one off in the shower.

i dont know if you know this but i do actually read the books

>that generic british/irish look
>those ghastly eyebrows

feel like i'm only really attracted to qt french or mediterranean looking girls these days

look Irish

no gf

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you saying what you son of basterd bitch

need a 5'0" gf

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Me on the bottom

If your anxiety is severe enough then benzos can actually feel lightly psychedelic

can’t explain but if you know you know

>fucktard
More like fuck off yank

what's dating a girl this height like?
every girl I've dated has been around 5'7"+

if I won the lottery id hire Aletta ocean to bust my bollocks for a weekend

Having another 8 cans of holsten pils tonight

>anxiety

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genuinely wholeheartedly hate yanks and everything about them

just fuck off and let us discuss British culture in peace

nearly pissed myself when I found out theo walcott turned 30 the other day

are all girls really really messy?
my sister's room has always been a fucking tip for as long as I can remember, the ex's room wasn't great, the proto gf's flat makes my skin crawl, and with some other female friends there always seemed to just be clutter and stuff

>tfw my gf is 5'10

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>anxiety

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what does manning up feel like for you then? drinking a bottle of LSD?

Benzos make my vision sharper, clearer, more vivid. I also have trouble focusing when they wear off.

youtu.be/R7u8C-rcU3k

me n my bro Cody are going to the gas station to get some tallboys for tonight

D A V E
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you're thinking about it too much. if you can wank and maintain a hard on when alone, then you should also maintain it inside a fanny. tried shagging whilst drunk/high?

all women are whores

tallboys? you are gonna be fucked up my dude

nothing to do with manning up really user

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>Hairline visibly thinning

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single linking cunt

British genes

abandonment or active rejection of traditional femininity means there's no demand or expectation of them being clean or organized

yeah we're gonna get wasted with a few chicks from college

got diagnosed with the 'ression and 'xiety and take my citalopram but still think it's a bit of a meme

The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Dylan, my Bro.....

the demi gf's room is very tidy. she's also a virgin.

Speciesm, racism, sexism, xenophobia, ageism, classism, ableism, sectarianism, homophobia, transphobia, lookism, linguistic discrimination

if a frenchman replies to this I'll throw my sisters hamster out the window

twitter.com/Official_BRFC/status/1109500630945722368

>2 days after washing hair
>multiple strands appear in hands after each time i firmly run hands through it

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thoughts on this image?
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do you happen to lead an existence void of human interaction, particularly with women?

fuck me I'm good looking
should be slouching on a chair in prague smoking instead of here

proofs of hamster

eating of a kabab

youtu.be/A8zWWp0akUU
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day 1 of giving up smoking, lads

>she's also a virgin.
that's a lie

American tourist once came up to me in Glasgow asking for directions and I told him to fuck off

complaining about english spelling patterns is the most soyish thing possible

no I have lots of human interaction, especially with women recently

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didn't realize staring down at the ground while silently speed walking away was telling someone to fuck off

i honestly think it's harder for attractive people to find partners than average people
my reasoning: because a lot of people are just looking for hookups with attractive people and not a serious relationship

prove me wrong

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no it's not. she hasn't even been kissed.

i'm full jude law mode atm

how would you know? you're an ugly polak incel

Is interesting the obsession there is with gender and ethnic representation in parliament, but not actual political representation.

Ah yes, /brit/

FUCK OFF KOTYANK YOU FAT MIDDLE AGED INCEL

This

brosnan's an exemplar of a high test alpha male
has a woman ever told you she feels safe in your arms?

i'm hot and based

Kot

From that day the squirrel stopped saving the best biscuits for later because she had learnt her lesson

>mothers day tomorrow
>haven't even got a card

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corr

Exit Brexit.

english simple past tense for hop is hept

having sex

The UK as a single entity is done. Question is whether we split it along the old borders or create new ones based on our feeing towards Europe.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9DNpkfak0

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Gf used to be a Tory until I taught her the teachings of Karl Marx

When Sachin Tendulkar used to say "age is just a number" I thought that's bullshit but now that I haven't achieved anything 10 years into my youth I really think age is just a number

mother's day isn't a real holiday so don't worry

Looks like a Connaught jersey in the background.

currently high: stoned

isnt it on the 31st?

going to orkney next lads
getting that doctor ordered double dose of wildness

just give n.ire to ireland
problem solved

Led tube lights are like grace of God

just done it

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been with my gf one year and i’m still extremely anxious meeting her everytime

love being fucking retarded me

>mothering sunday isnt a real holiday
this is your mind on yankism

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Give her your (((credit card))?

business idea: make direland and the pooK the 51st and 52nd states of these United States of America