/brit/

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses

Who are the real kingmakers in the UK? And by king I mean the PM and Bank of England governor.

those are some powerful teeth

tiny brain: cider
medium brain: beer
large brain: red wine
extremely large galactic tier brain: a full bottle of vodka before lunch to stave off the shakes

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DUP

twitter.com/BKLYNRELL1/status/1108828338666307588

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Why dont spurs just buy Paqueta reeee

vodka is kino

>Try hobgoblin. Its easy to find, tasty and not too heavy or skunky like some lagers can be.

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for me, it's mulled wine, the best alcohol

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no one saw this was the thread theme

Average Remoaner

boomshakalakak is the best song ive heard in ages jee whizz

Got to be white cider for me honestly

already done two gay porn wanks today

northern power house will never get off the ground if we leave the EU.

im drinking heineken lager beer premium quality

everything north of high wycombe is norf

Good lad

>have exactly 10 albums in my library
>being into music is incredibly gay

haha what a fucking dullard

youtu.be/R-Uy2y6bQEY

Let's use democracy to destroy democracy!

At least you've got Pet Sounds, Frenchbro. The greatest album of all time.

Why would Wesley Snipes do that?

For me it's Midul, he seems to be a friendly jolly lad

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For me? It's Take it to the limit by the Eagles.

MYSTERIOUS GIRL
I WANNA GET CLOSE TO YOU

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going to play doom wads and get annoyed because the people who make doom wads are shitheads

>Beerdora

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brainlet

looks like he's bagged a slag

best part of this image is how little has been drank

you just know this was his first time buying it and he hates the taste

should i get into league of legends

cursed image

i'm drinking of a £3.65 11% tesco own "fruity" spanish red that i've been warming in front of the electric radiator for half an hour

drinking encona hot pepper sauce straight out of the bottle. in unimaginable pain from it haha

caught a live one

Always buy the cheapest, foulest tasting beer. Here that's shit like Turmbrau at like 30 cents a can.

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Rorke watching Pointless bloopers

and how does this relate in any way to britain or british culture?
kindly fuck off before i tell the mods on you

Rude.

rorke watching kitchen nightmares highlights

>drinking foul-tasting beer
>not british culture

oh christ there wasn't another /brit/ meetup was there?

corrr

peng

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Where is the best place to cum on a woman?

on his willy

Leftypol a mess with nerves as the start time for that party he got invited to inches closer

on her dick

spotted rorke on the set of deal or no deal trying to be the banker

state

I have fapped to girl in OP pic
I get a boner every time I see her

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sick in the head

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47678763

lmao at farage's gang who here turned up

on my arse

For real you're bent if you don't like beer though, and/or literally 14

rorke eternally and perpetually on the ropes

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do you get indirect boners when you see horses as well?

have done nothing all fucking day lads it's great

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dunno why people get shit like carling and f*sters when the cheap 4% stuff they sell in tesco lidl and aldi is legitimately far nicer AND cheaper

she would have fucked him had he pushed the other milquetoast faggot away

women are evil simple as

sorry leftypol but proper Brexiteers are grown ups with work to do, can't be out throwing tantrums in the streets all day

did you go lad, was fucking heaving at green park - could barely walk anywhere didn't make it to parlia

Remainers - too smart to win

youtube.com/watch?v=BdqMG4hDoto

Just saw a hearse go by with a floral boucet that spelled out rorke.

Mount Rushmore

yeah lad it's a saturday innit so idk where you work but i hope they pay you well

>see news a pornstar recently died
>violet rain
>find her twitter page
>this is her last post
rip beautiful soul

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*walks up to the bar*

hello I'll have a pint of your finest LIDL's own-brand umlaut-bräu please

"we don't sell those"

there were at least 18 million people marching against brexit today

i've tweeted worse

A vile alliance of students, homosexuals and the poor.

A skeleton in a black hooded cloak just asked me if could tell him where rorke is

anyone kind of enjoy wallowing in their sadness

crazy that nobody jumps in to stop him

i promise i will stop the rovers shitposting
but then again im only one bottle down and have another which isnt going to drink it self

you know they fake the results on jeremy kyle for drama and that innit

Lmao. Is The Guardian basically The Onion now?

>Why does Coronation Street keep exploding its lesbians?
theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/mar/22/why-does-coronation-street-keep-exploding-its-lesbians

Jow Forums is for respectful discussion of world cultures. Trolling will not be tolerated.

>boucet

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Income tax is immoral and wrong

Rorke slipping oma fucking banana peal

all women should be arrested

hash saturday