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Slavic God edition

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praise Tengri!

Any tips on working as a waiter in KAFANA? I' looking to start soon but I have 0 exp

Can someone give me the basic gestalt?

103216168
No.

1) work
2) collect tips and suck peoples dicks
3) don't report your boss when he gives you cash on hand

sex with mom

I wish my mom was still alive so I could have sex with her

>i swear i wont touch a cigarette from now on
>one hour later half of the packet is empty

>let’s just copy the Nordic-Germanic gods
Slavs were swamp dwellers and had ditched their old Gods for Germanic ones when they migrated outwards from the Pripyat.

I don't even try to quit tbqh, like what's the point when life really sucks after 40 anyway?

solid tips, appreciate it

holy shit hate these fucking fyromiansssss

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*blocks your path*
kek

true story
>Hear a faggot in high school saying "i can't quit because i'm addicted"
>Addict myself to cigs for 2 years just to prove I can quit anytime
>Smoke a pack a day for 2 years
>Quit cold turkey
>Don't smoke in 4 years
>Literally living life for years like I was a non smoker
lmaoo weak brainlets cant do this

you have no right to speak about slavs you diaspora

What do Slavic shitposters hate so much about living in swamps? We do great things with swamps here in the US.

most of us are not slavs. we didn't migrate out of jewkraine at all, we spoke balkanic oogabooga and then invaders made us speak slavshit.

The problem is that they cost money

Never tried to quit, but how hard could it be? It's not like alcohol where you have withdrawal symptoms like seizures and hallucinations and really bad nausea.

Should be easy if your resolve is strong enough.

cringe thracian larper

WE

It’s because they want to seen as natives in every land they currently reside in. Truth is that Slavs aren’t native anywhere except for Belarus.

what is your nationality

ARE

SLAVS

>nationality
Canadian obviously.

your actual one

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Rate me /balk/ (except Alboboons and turks, I don't care about your opinion)

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nice proportions. lose 20kg. also you are added to my collection

You look like you make Albaboons hide in fear

youtube.com/watch?v=zkPJCWGnZNQ

Cute, but
>receding hairline

why are you watching this crap

it fills me up with rage
i love it

you ever think swedoids really like immigrants? that they never had negative experiences with them and felt enriched?

just a possibility.

Some people have that shit naturally, thats not receding hairline

>get drunk
>eat big shaorma
>get sober
kill all jews and non-whites!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>kill all non-whites!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/balk/ mass suicide when?

Te omor moldovene

that nerd pulled out a sword lmaoo

>t.bozgor communist

>schwarma
spotted the kike . we eat gyros and pastrmajlija here

the guy with the sword is dead
pressdemocrat.com/news/6070825-181/fifth-person-dies-in-clear

How do you die from a kayak in a lake like nigga just swim LMAO

>blood moon outside
>listening to slayer
>barbarian blood boils inside me
>mfw

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nu este nici o fiinta mai frumoasa si mai alba decat moldoveanul. Sugi pula tigane!

youtube.com/watch?v=HTDa-gac_W0

>tfw this city is now majority albaboons, mosques every 2 feet
>albaboon city major, so nothing works, cities are filled with garbage
>albaboons wildly build houses and objects next to the river/lake not thinking literally 1 year in the future and what eco chaos it will create

We truly live to witness the end of an era and civilizations... fml

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Frumusetea nu te ajuta cand esti mai scund decat babuta

I once said i'll quit for 3 months just to see if I can.
I went back to smoking after, but I went 3 months without a single puff

t. retarded seljak larping
Shiptar billionaires are bringing investments like Skopje East Gate. They've been very helpful.

That's it, anyone can do it. it's easy as fuck. the question is are you deep down a non-smoker or a smoker personality. I always felt a non-smoker so I just "went back to my old life". it didn't feel like giving up.

moldovenii sunt inalti si frumosi ca brazii bronzatule

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why did you start smoking again?

t. onibler

Doua patrimi din an nu sunt bronzat, dar nu e nici o zi din an in care moldoveanul e inalt.

to be cool in elementary

it really depends of your lifestyle.
if you are working/busy/tired all the time, you will think less of it, if you get drunk every other day it's harder or if you drink coffee 2-3 times a day, since cigs are really good with that

Oh you mean after the 3 months why i went back?
Well I said i'll just go 3 months just so I can see how "addicting" and "hard" it is, never intended to completely stop smoking.

Same here i smoke since 14 and i quoted this month for 10days started to smoke again i even spammed my friends that i will quit smoking

Quited*

>Doua patrimi
esti poet, moldovene.

>to be cool in elementary
you start smoking at 10?

so you like to smell bad and throw money in the trash?

>you start smoking at 10?
12
>so you like to smell bad and throw money in the trash?
deal with it faggot

good goy

мaмин пиpoжoк :^)

>investments like Skopje East Gate
money laundering for shiptar mafia

>The highest ISIS recruitment per capita town in the world is Kacanik, Kosovo

>A town of 15,000 inhabitants had 300 active ISIS fighers

lmaoo shqips

the kumanovo clash wikipedia page had stated that the UCK was supported by ISIS but some kike removed it

Ooo ce go borim za ISIS

His name was
>Muhaxheri Abu Abdullah-Al-Kosova
lmaoooo it's not even a meme

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because mini ISIS(UCK) = freedom fighters because they kill balkan people
big daddy ISIS = terrorists because they kill western wh*toids

what the fuck are those handles

We are screwed if we go to war with shqips. We couldn't get 300 fighters in Skopje.

bulgaria would have cleansed everything, thank god we saved macedonia from the evil tatars, now we get to be culturally enriched.

categorically BTFO

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>diaspora
cringe

Many albaboons who were caught and killed are not counted there because when our millitary killed terrorists NATO was chimping out because they dindu.
Also their NATO instructors and mercenaries don't count.

>killed soldiers in an ambush
>daddy NATO comes to bomb macedonia and save the ''freedom fighters''

This is what BTFO looks like

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2+ terrorists got away though...

Why did people look so poor 19 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=Bowv9cuS61g

giga cope

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>nu este nici o fiinta mai frumoasa si mai alba decat moldoveanul

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Good Morning haha.

it is funny because I slept all day long haha and now I just wake up haha.

Montenegrin are so lazy haha

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wtf
didnt know Vardaria was a war zone

shiptars at 1:50

He does look like a chad tho. Look at that slayer brachycephaly. Dolichoslavoids cower in fear

Квo знaјaт чyждeнцитe зa Бaглapиљ

youtube.com/watch?v=Y62BcU71z0I

aa нe тoя зyмep нямa дa гo глeдaм дa ядe кyp

>ambush

I know albaboons and muslims in general have no sense of moral and dignity, but this is really too low.

>hide and blow patrol cars with RPG
>Special Police btfos you
>WE DIDNU NUFFIN PEACEFUL MUSLIMS NATO PLS HELP

they just care for kills. in kumanovo we arrested every fighter. if we wanted to look good for wikipedia we could off them

Another hungaran offing himself

>no sense of morality and dignity
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arminius

Guerrilla tactics are allowed if the opposing force has more resources to fight war. See Arminius and Vietnam war.

Bugar baits /brit/ successfully

Are you 1st world enough to see faggots driving electric scooters in your cunt?
Flag: Yes, and i hope those degenerates get killed.

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I remember these shits being a thing literally 10 years ago.
Now they come back(not really here, but LA has them on every 2 feet and you pay 2 use them)

i hate shiptars
i hate malakas
i hate tatars
i hate ciganians
i hate bozgors
i hate kurvats
i hate roaches
i hate SLAVEnes
srbe na vrbe

simple as

>be girl
>get tips 100x more than your salary
>complain about being underpaid

y balk so dead