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>girls

toxic masculinity in ruins
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/on-drinking-bukowski-book-release-date-alcohol-hemingway-dylan-thomas-a8829511.html

not with that attitude

mad that she's only 13

WOAH mama

jog on woggy

polish-looking egghead

still not swedish

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What's the best newspaper and why is it The Times

If you eat fruit you're a legitimate idiot that deserves the cancer they'll get.

well?

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why are all the yanks (including our canadian friend) nonces?

youtube.com/watch?v=HUm1BGedsqU

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i fuck your mom lol

it's always sunny, retard

midge

My brother is a lazy cunt liar

yeah go for it

Oh lol well didn’t send it yet

not the telegraph though is it

Because of fructose? Redpill me lad

based. she's been a bit lonely lately
thank you for your service

>it's always philly
would honestly call the police if i got sent that

poverty

Jesus wept

I eat 5 chocolate oranges a day and will outlive your grandchildren

give over I’ve got gash on the mind

in awe of the jaw

>want some company?

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"Watching War & Peace"

jesus wept
jesus cried
i can't see with tear gas and dollar signs in my eyes

RORKE SPOTTED

>it's always philly

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stop bullying
tell me what to put

punched myself in the face when i was half asleep

ASOS is utter shite lads

thanks and welcome

20 cigs a day keeps the doctor away

We don't need your youth policies
Youth IS our policy

Because of the implication?

just send it mate

liked it quite a lot me

"Want some company?" works by itself. Straight to the point

What you put is fine, just send it nerd

>5PA1N

My brothers never call or text me. They obviously don't like me. Sad.

Need to smell Emma Watson’s asshole.

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>stop bullying
>tell me what to put

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Wish my relationship with my brother was better

Maybe you're the runt of the litter

So many people act like cunts and say cunty things and claim they are joking/banter.
Cunts.

do they like each other?

I want to dedicate my life to understanding the anglo delusional syndrome.

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They really aren't. It's cartoonish and gimmicky and the 2nd series starts imitating the laughable slo-mo rubbish from Guy Ritchie's films.
Shame because Sherlock Holmes is such a great character, but every modern adaptation on screen has been woeful

who assblasted you today my sensitive friend

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the republic of ireland played against gibraltar for 90 minutes and could only score one goal ahahah

thug father
cultured mother
through this joining they will spawn the people of the future

No one

Fill your country with the third world, enact policies to create a benefits-dependant underclass and this is what happens.

The welfare state effect

do this every weekend
wait until around now, message all my mates (all 4) asking if theyre doing anything then giving up because its too late to do anything that isn't getting pissed

why would you even need how to use a chequebook

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>Gibraltar, Population: 34,571

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Britain is a genuine shithole
nothing else to note

are you my brother

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the dream british girlfriend

Mick is just setting expectations before storming to the finals of the Euros

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Strapped for cash a few years back so I became a sperm donor. Only good traits are my blond hair and blue eyes but that was enough to get approved. 2 samples a month, $100 per sample, not a bad deal. Was noted that 7 of my samples have been used but patient confidentiality that's all I know. Often think about my 7 kids running around somewhere out there.

think rich people should pay more tax

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Would trade my younger sister into slavery in exchange for an older brother

at least they didn't lose 3-0 to Kazakhstan lol

Bet they all have downs

all french girls look the same
dark curly hair
reckon they must all have gypsy blood

this but for all the rich people in the world except in the UK, so we get all the rich people

Why are the Celts so shite at football?

commie

I'll be your brother if I can take your sister as my slave deal?

im a fat disgusting half-man

drudkh - blood in our wells

name a better black metal album
>protip: you can't!

Driving even more of them to move their assets and themselves abroad.
Great idea.

Miss the young Putin.
The gaunt man with piercing eyes
Not the puffed up weirdo we have now

Also reckon it's time for Wise Tony to come back and sort this mess out

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Probably, looked on the company's testimonials page and found two runts that look like they could be mine, both either half black or half mexican and both retarded looking.

>Britons

inigo_montoya_you_keep_using_that_word.bmp

so is England you deluded expat

you lads going out on the lash tonight?

Test cricket interests me

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