/brit/

Reminder to report any loose aussies and kiwis you see post here to their local gestapo

Newcastle uni students are the biggest cunts on earth

haha sure
*throws the ball so hard in her face it knocks her off her wheelchair*

what happened that she can't use her legs

You've got bad AIDS not good AIDS

didnt notice my friends drifting away

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People don't care. Focus on improving yourself and not comparing yourself to others. I used to get social anxiety when going on public transport but then I realised the following day I can't even remember the faces of the people I passed and neither will they.

do you have any siblings?

babestation

I lost all my friends because I shagged my best mates gf

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What's a British meal thats easy to make that I can make for dinner lads?

very early memory of my dad watching it with some mates
extremely strange thing to do in hindsight

yeah 2 brothers
have a theory that /brit/ posters have a significantly lower rate of female siblings compared to the national average and growing up with a sister helps you to be more successful with girls

They listened to the equally shitty britpop. 90s music was dire.

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who's on tonight lad?

Breakdown of 'cancel Brexit' petition voters

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my mum:
>I just wish i understood what was going on with you

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leftypol FUMING that his little party isn't on the front page

To the person that keeps posting that image of sniffer that whatever fuck you I couldnt stop thinking about it at work today

brexit or no the UK is a horrible, depressing place to live with no future and anyone who isn't planning to leave is a fool

gf is telling me to get a therapist for my severe anxiety

yes I definitely want to shell out £150 a session to some old jew to talk about my feelings and get nowhere

lol yeah

>it reduces the incentive for people to be productive. a better idea to stimulate an economy would unironically be to have some sort of punishment for not working enough.

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jada, beth, caty cole and maybe ashley and lori
lucy zara on studio 66

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somethings wrong with recent generations
theres a reason so many people are fucked up

maybe its something in our food/water that we haven't discovered yet
like asbestos but a modern day equivalent

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me
>you wunt be able to understand you silly woman

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I would absolutely love it if Michael Gove did this. It would prove definitively that he's always been a complete piece of shit who only cares about personal power with no principles whatsoever. Brexiters would have a fucking meltdown if Gove knifed them all the way he knifed Cameron, then Johnson.

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the solution to todays ills is space colonisation

*ehm
*clinks glass

10mg of diazepam for this man stat

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how does reviewbrah eat all that delicous fast food without getting fat?

mad how yank employees are anti-union, and they vote for one of 2 parties whose policies they don't even influence

Quite insane that such a country can call itself a "democracy"

it's high time i offed myself lads

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he works out

had my little moan thanks for being there for me lads xx

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democracy isn't something to be proud of

The best advice I can give anyone is to only take the advice of people you know have your best interest at heart.
If the bird on your shoulder is afraid of you it isn't going to give you good advice.
You are your own best friend. If you just know then you just know. Shoot straight, travel far. Stone crazy's all we ever are.

the vast majority of yanks aren't capable of critical thinking

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iirc from a few years ago, what he eats on camera will usually be the only thing he eats that day

>If Alex Salmondick had waited literally 2 years he could have had an independent Scotland AND stayed in the EU
>Instead he got nothing, lost his job and is now a social pariah for being a serial noncecase sex pest

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being low test is advantageous

benzos are not the solution

You're a retard, U.B.I would destroy america from the inside out. Taking away peoples incentive to work would turn us into mexico within a year.

WHEN

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Canadian bros
What do you think of Montreal?
Good place to spend a year studying (McGill uni)?

based
post some french babestation slags

true democracy(i.e when the government fears the people) is

It works in an ideal world where people make rational, logical choices and can think for themselves, but in reality it doesn't because people are stupid and it just leads to endless civil war

where did it all go so wrong lads

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what's a good anime about girls bullying boys?

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do you speak French?

youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8eBeGtJ_w
for me its dungeon synth

probably when you were ages 7-12

got a REALLY itchy arsehole lads. like all i want to do is hold a lighter to my arse and burn all my arse hairs out

remember when reviewbrah spent 5 years making hundreds of videos reviewing every fast food item available in florida then some babyface london nigger turned up, made a quick 15 videos, earned 10x more than reviewbrah ever will then quit youtube lmao

sad!

Income tax is illegal

is the boomer still going on with lukewarm austrian economic arguments about UBI
fucking hell

this post brought to you by toilberg

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when my selfish parents afflicted me with their shite genetics

16 years old, though really I could argue it was when I went to secondary school.

for me? 2009 probably

When i fucked up my A levels and went in to clearing, then chose not to go to university

All my mates left my little provincial town leaving me friendless, a minimum wage toil job killed me inside over the next year, have been a NEET since while all my mates graduate, get good jobs, partners and buy houses etc.

Even if I started now I'd never catch up.

The triumvirate

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I was talking about MY problems jheez
self obsessed nerds

this video is essential viewing if you're going to montreal
there are countless bizarre individuals in the crowd and various storylines developing across the set, good choons too
youtube.com/watch?v=-5EQIiabJvk&t=690s

twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528
What the fuck is happening, can I get a rundown please anglofriends ?

it's been over a month and the anons still haven't noticed that I am a namefag

To much white cock last night

Yes they are

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haha what a nice doggy

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this is me. all thats left is apprenticeships

based stokesy

Michael Gove is like Scar and Theresa May is like Mufasa in the Lion King in the bit where he drops him into the canyon.

>jerked off yesterday
>felt like quitting the whole time during today's run

Shan't be jerking off again.

shes right you know

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Okay thanks, I see.

fuck it dude

Need Emma Watson to shrink me down with a ray gun and stuff me up her bum.

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Why do people back off and haphazardly put their hands up. The guy just knocked out his friend. He's going to fight you.