/asean/

>Government recruit a 4channeler
>How can I trust my government anymore?

>>Government recruit a 4channeler
>>How can I trust my government anymore?
how about a 4channeler passes doctor medical licenses examination and working in a state hospital like medfag?

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ka jogging yuk

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gw mau naik mrt ke cfd nih buat cari QTs

What does asean mean

>tfw parents are pushing me to get married

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Association of Southeast Asian Nations

/asean/????
More like /feceschan/…
Wkwkwk

I miss /ss/ OP ;_;

how old are you?

26

HEH PENAKUT! GUE TAHU SIAPA LO SEBENERNYE! GUE UDAH TRACING EMAIL LO PAKE PROGRAM YANG GUE DAPET DARI HACKER ARGENTINA. KALO

LO MACEM-MACEM LAGI, GUE UMUMIN IDENTITAS LO DI SINI. GAK USAH BAWA-BAWA REDDIT, KASKEK DAN IRC DEH! NGAKU AJA LO MAU ADU

DOMBA KITA-KITA /ASEAN/. KALO ITU PENDAPAT LO, LO SALAH BESAR BUNG! DASAR PENAKUT! OMONG GEDE TAPI NYALI SEGEDE KENTUT. LO

NGOMONG APA BERAK SIH? BERANINYA TERIAK-TERIAK DI Jow Forums+NEL ! LAGAK LO KAYAK ORANG BULE TAPI LIHAT TUH BADAN LO YANG ITEM

DEKIL KAYAK ITIL NYEMPIL SEGEDE UPIL.

UDAH DEH, MENDING LO NGUMPET SONO DI KETEKNYA ORANG BULE. GAK USAH PIKIRIN INDONESIA. DI /ASEAN/ LO NGGAK DIBUTUHIN.

LAIN KALI BELAJAR DULU YANG PINTER BARU BIKIN POSTING PALSU. MEMANG OTAK LO NGGAK JAUH DARI DENGKUL. DASAR PAYAH LO ...

PENAKUT ... NGENTOT DOANG BISANYA YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KIDDO!!

More variety is always nice to be honest.

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are they hooking you up with friends daughters or are you expected to find a candidate yourself?

They want to hook me up, I don't even know who she is.

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Do you have someone to get married with?
If so, then just go for it, don't forget to invite us on your kenduri

No, so they want to hook me up instead. Did any of you have this kind of marriage?

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what’s that like over there? can you date her for a while to try her out or is it pretty much a done deal once you agree?

Yes. Parents will introduce you to each other kids, but they will never force you to choose whether you marry her or not.

>can you date her for a while to try her out
Well if I can't even do this then my parents should just fuck off desu. This isn't the 1920s anymore.

my mom never overtly tried to marry me off, just introduced me to friends daughters and shit. Ended up marrying someone outside of our family’s social circle though

id go for it man, no harm in shopping around

It's more about me feeling sorry for her, I'm just a waste of time.

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KEK i felt you mate, if you are not ready to make her happy, just say to your parents you could hook me up with anyone and marrying anyone as i and you two like, but both of you and i couldn't decide to whom i fall in love with.
also a song for you and thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=1eIFTYhiy70

why?

>if you are not ready to make her happy, just say to your parents you could hook me up with anyone and marrying anyone as i and you two like, but both of you and i couldn't decide to whom i fall in love with
I...what?

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Because I'm a loser.

it works for me at least for now, but if you actually one of "pengen ngentot gan" fags than i suggested you should try to meet her.

if her parents are down, you’re probably salvageable and at least moderately good looking

If that girl can't find a husband by herself, she must be a loser too
Loser vs loser, there's a 50% chance you'll be the winner

youre fucking retarded holyshit, omiai is targeted for desperate retards like you, men or women.
she isnt going to set her bar that high dumbass.
bonus points if you found out their parents are rich :^)

No, that sentence was just very confusing so I didn't get what you trying to say.

No way, she definitely had like several ex boyfriends already while I've never had a gf ever!

Also I'm not desperate at all, my parents are.

Fuck you
I have had enough with /asean/. Why do everyone larping as 26yo khhv or neet!

Are you not supposed to be a virgin before marriage in Indonesia? It's how things are up here.

you don’t feel sorry for potentially wasting her time then, you just don’t wanna get your fee-fees hurt if it turns out you can’t measure up...stop being a goddamn pussy and just go for it

What the fuck does user mean by this holy shit

I know right, I think I just got a stroke trying to decipher it.

its actually a mental gymnastic, if you are not ready to marry just say so pake bahasa jaksel sja banyak muslim disini nikah karena dijodohkan namun akhirnya di tengah2 pernikahan malah poligami atau bercerai dgn alasan cinta yg lain dan sunnah nabi padahal ya kontolnya yg berbicara "pengen ngentot memek yg lain gan".
i suggested at least try to meet her once, the future still uncertain

Much better, I appreciate the advice.

Perilaku asusila

Not necessarily be a non-virgin. But at least at 26 you should have been a secret admirer to a girl. Or have a gf and touchy-touchy kissu-kissu a little. It's okay everybody's a little bit naughty when they're young.

"kamu bisa menikah dgn siapa saja, namun kamu tidak bisa memutuskan separuh hatimu jatuh ke pangkuan siapa"

Normalfags sure but I'm not one, sorry to disappoint you.

sontrek buat tret ini

youtu.be/jlQVAlmXqoE

Sok iye lu

This
Tinggal ngentot aja pake susah-susah separuh hati segala

t.Beta powered incell battery

KONTOL

Aku suka caramu sayang

fuck you dancok, im trying to pull up his confidence so he wont make a fucked up family that lasted its impact generations to come, a broken hearted girl or guy is still much better than this.

Maybe I should just get cancer and die.

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marry for stability and long-term compatibility, not for puppy love you chickflick-watching faggot

Being edgy is not an option
Hehe..anda niat

Fuck off and take your name off you cabbage ass looking ass attentionwhore ass fucking

I don't get it, mister satan

fucktard thats what i meant you all along dipshit.

For you

Kembang kol*
> you cabbage ass looking ass attentionwhore ass fucking
Literally half of your sentence is irrelevant pentul korek bangsat

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Fuck off Bencong tripfag, tripfagging are more edgier than kontol kesilet pas cukur jembut

Fuck off kembang kol namefaggot

Nice

*all along you dipshit

fuck this ngantuk

>filtered

Maybe fix your broken english first you fucking faggot.

why yall always fighting over petty shit
pathetic

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I seriously don't understand the sudden heated situation
The escalation done pretty quick

You do enjoy it, do you?

there’s literally nothing wrong with committing non-emotional adultery with an unmarried woman

kys namefaggot and go back to /sag/ where you belong

Is it my fault?

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HEH PENAKUT! GUE TAHU SIAPA LO SEBENERNYE! GUE UDAH TRACING EMAIL LO PAKE PROGRAM YANG GUE DAPET DARI HACKER ARGENTINA. KALO

LO MACEM-MACEM LAGI, GUE UMUMIN IDENTITAS LO DI SINI. GAK USAH PAKE TRIPFAG! NGAKU AJA LO MAU ADU

DOMBA KITA-KITA /ASEAN/. KALO ITU PENDAPAT LO, LO SALAH BESAR BUNG! DASAR PENAKUT! OMONG GEDE TAPI NYALI SEGEDE KENTUT. LO

NGOMONG APA BERAK SIH? BERANINYA TERIAK-TERIAK DI Jow Forums+NEL ! LAGAK LO KAYAK ORANG BULE TAPI LIHAT TUH BADAN LO YANG ITEM

DEKIL KAYAK ITIL NYEMPIL SEGEDE UPIL.

UDAH DEH, MENDING LO NGUMPET SONO DI KETEKNYA ORANG BULE. GAK USAH PIKIRIN /ASEAN/. DI /ASEAN/ LO NGGAK DIBUTUHIN.

LAIN KALI BELAJAR DULU YANG PINTER BARU BIKIN TRIPFAG PALSU. MEMANG OTAK LO NGGAK JAUH DARI DENGKUL. DASAR PAYAH LO ...

PENAKUT ... NGENTOT DOANG BISANYA YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KIDDO!!.

Anda terlihat marah, hmm
Pretty sure it wasn't

What heated situation? This is usual thing in Jow Forums. If you can't handle a bit of banter you can go back to /facebook/.

Cute!

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Take off the namefaggotry or go back to whatever general (/mena/) you came from shoo shoo

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Well yeah see, but sure it got up a notch dont you think?
Anyway I love you all regardless
Yeh si bidji

>Thread dead because of a namefag
I'm okay with it.

yeah I fall for it every time

no weeb

Who /manlet/ here?

How tall are you?

Buat adek-adek yang gak lolos SNMPTN, tetep semangat!

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165cm not kidding

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What do you mean not kidding? You're Indon, not European.