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Fuck Drumpf

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I feel empty inside and have no purpose.

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new

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Aren't euros more into boobies? So wouldn't that back up what I said?

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good post

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>gays

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bought my nephew this

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When I went to Paris a French girl said I can’t be American because I’m not fat
Told her I was from California and she said that that doesn’t count

Why are all Americans fat fucks?

Umm sweetie 20% of Europeans are obese and more than 50% are overweight so I’m calling bullshit
You’re just used to seeing landwhales so your view of what’s fat is warped

They eat corn fried in corn oil with a glass of corn syrup, then sit on their fat ass all day
I, a Californian, have a healthy diet and work out every day for at least an hour

better than the asian sticks

>Status: Out of Warranty
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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gay status
[]not owned
[x]owned

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dead already

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me in the white bandanna

going to go to mcdonalds and get some fries and a milk shake as a way to unwind instead of weed

i think ive done just about everything i can today, maybe look at backpacks or something on the way

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Are you for or against Californian seperation?

all sinners will burn

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is this isn't common in your state, you live in a non-state

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We're all sinners. Those who refuse to repent will burn.

/cum/ thoughts on after life?

made a good thread. getting some decent response so far. today was a success.

its a bad meme

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one day somethings gonna steal your carbon

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Reincarnation makes more sense.

How?

Just from a resource management POV. If there is a deity or system in place managing souls, it makes more sense for them to be recycled. At least in my opinion.

help me out anglo bros. I understand english pretty well and can write and read it too. My grammar might not be amazing but it does the job. But I`ve noticed that. I'm absolute trash at speaking it. Even if I know the correct pronunciation on something I still fuck up a lot, the accent and pronunciation are beyond acceptable. Any of you have any tips on how to improve? I just started listening and speaking to my self with a help with a video but I dunno if that will be enough.

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Obama was the first mulatto president of the US. the US never had a real black president.

I am craving oreos so badly. I can't even remember the last time I had some.

I go to the gym several times a week and do cardio. I did 30 minutes on the bike today.

How do I fight these cravings

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Find a friend to speak with online or irl.

Give in to them. Unless your overweight, there's no harm in indulging occasionally.

common man, let's stay realistic here

No, California needs to stay in the US to further use it’s soft power to spread leftism and socialism

5'6, 150 lbs. 30" waist. Am i fat. ill let Americans decide.

Ok, maybe not a friend. But i'm sure you can find someone online who's willing to speak with you occasionally. Aside from what you're already doing I don't have any advice apart from what I've suggested.

Messaged my FWB
Our plans are for me to come over in an hour
Might try to talk to her about making our relationship more than FWB

No, sounds like you're a healthy weight. Eat some oeros, just don't make a habit out of it.

I WANT A GIRL TO TOUCH MY PENIS!!

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Felix Arvid Ulf Kjell(((berg)))

But ever since I stopped jerking off (once a week max) and cut down on booze (a couple beers a month) I've picked up overeating. Between my job and the gym, the weight gain is slow and steady.

But thank you America, you are my greatest ally. I will indulge today.

>there is no going back
>noting can be fixed
>it's only going to get worse

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Everyone has vices. Overeating is pretty harmless as long as you're conscious of what you're doing and take measures to limit and control it.

One year ago I was a depressed NEET virgin now I’m a pretty happy wageslave with a crush on my FWB

>Overeating is pretty harmless

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I'm not even sure my reasons to lose weight are feasible.

I want mostly a flat stomach, and the better jawline I had at sub 135. But what good is better looks when I'm an autist with no social life anyway.

You think beauty is its own reward?

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>I engage in casual sex

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thanks fren

>But what good is better looks when I'm an autist with no social life anyway.
I guess at least you'd be more comfortable with your appearance. It does help with confidence. I was around 190 last year, I'm down to 160 and feel better about myself. But like you, I have no social life so I don't know what good it does.

You see those old people who can barely walk, are mentally gone, and have bad skin? I don't want to be like them. I go to the gym so I can be fit, and I take care of my skin way beyond what most men do, and at the moment I am not doing anything that would prevent me from going mentally senile.

hey guys
listen to me
hey guys

new safiya

back from mcdonalds

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What's wrong with MSG?

I think a good diet and exercise are pretty beneficial to mental health. I've heard isolation is not so good though. At least there's people to talk to here. Probably better than just watching movies and playing videogames by yourself. What do I know though.

weird I was just having this conversation with somebody not 5 minutes ago

fun fact, they use to give captured japanese soldiers food filled with MSGs because the soldiers would refuse to eat

get yor mcnuggies?

no but i got these bacon cheese fries that were new

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thinking of joining the NAACP

I've been on Jow Forums on and off for about 11 years. Mostly off. This place is not a good community for your mental health. Forums were the last good communities on the internet, and now there are none left.

ive literally posted on 4 different forums today

Are they as active as they were in web 1.0 days?

more users but not the same type of community

True. It is some interaction though and occasionally you come across someone who isn't just trying to have a giggle.

underrated episode

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>This place is not a good community for your mental health
Only if you let it. I'm in one the groups that Jow Forums loves to constantly berate and hate on (not gonna disclose which) and it used to really bother me, but now I just laugh at it and don't really care.

Can't know for sure, reincarnation is my best bet.

>common man, let's stay realistic here
That's just depressing. Do it though, speak with some Americans through Skype or Discord, practice with them.

can't decide if I want coconut shrimp or chicken nuggies for dinner

two hundred channels... nothin but cats

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Vocaroo everyone?

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replace the battery in your smoke detector you fucking degenerate

no u

Hello lads. Supposed to be going for a bbq lunch & a swim. We might get there before next Wednesday if we are lucky. Haha.

shrimp

I don't know what to dip it in though.

hmm, i'm not sure what would be best.

Girl who I barely know sent me a photo of her tits and posted on snapchat about sending risky photos to people you’re into
What did she mean by it

That's pretty slutty behavior, not a good indicator. Avoid her and don't fall for her tricks, but then again you're probably a male so you might just fug her anyways.

>do 0.5mg clam
>calm down a bit
hmmm this is ok
not sure if i should do some other stuff....

have fun bruce

I went on a single date with her that ended with me not even hugging her because she’s really fucking boring
When we got back to her house I unlocked the door and said I’ll see her later

>What did she mean by it
"I'm a giant whore, fill me with semen"

>-10 karma
That comment might have been tooooo risky

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HAHA LMAO

You’re a furry fag?

Went on a date with an Asian girl once and she was surprised that I didn’t watch anime
Asked her why and she said that I’m white and on a date with an Asian girl so she assumed I was a weeb

the problem it's that I do not know any americans nor do I know anyone personally who speaks english well. But I'll work something out. Probably talking to randoms on the internet.

FuckT her?

ew, no
I'm not a degenerate, I'm just in one of those groups that Jow Forums only hates out of misguided principle.

Yeah
Then I started ghosting her
She sent me lots of angry texts a week later and I blocked her on everything

Nice
Asian Americans are gross anyway

She’s a FOB
Also when I started my new job I realized she worked there
Saw her and hoped she didn’t see me
A week later she walked up to me and tried to make small talk

Titties.

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