/brit/

oil for what?

still freaks my nut out to this day
youtube.com/watch?v=0P3cy3Ssdq4

fuck off edition

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the night watch
youtube.com/watch?v=abTK2A7NisU&feature=youtu.be&t=128

lol Beto got mogged

Yeah I fell for that snake oil scam too, went right back to benzos lol

what?

I know you're pretending to be joking but you actually think this

phimosis

AAAAGGGGHGGGHHHHH
GOD IM SO FUCKING LONELY SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE

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yep, the Siege of Sarajevo

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you can laugh if you want but this guys a big dog in the nietzschein capacity and youre liek some judgemental old woman annoyed not everyone is as miserable as you are dont fucking @ me

grim

without a doubt the stupidest way to attempt suicide. you are guaranteed to fail at actually killing yourself and will probably end up with brain damage

Not necessarily but I wouldn’t be opposed to it because being able to throw any /brit/ on 4channel into jail on a whim would be top banter

youtube.com/watch?v=prmuVUV_uyA

your mum's a big dog in the Nietzschean capacity

don't care

>pretending

except im not. i know someone that knew a guy that worked in that building

yeah

I am a Briton.

My ancestors inhabited Britain before the Romans had ever formed an empire and before the English ever crawled out of their German swamp.

yeah mate thanks for the info i definitely wasn't aware already
smart arse twat

work in hospitality and there's an unusual number of white south africans in this industry
very weird

I knew one of the pilots
such a terrible accident

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news.vice.com/en_us/article/yw89pv/john-hickenlooper-held-a-really-weird-town-hall-where-he-talked-about-watching-porn-with-his-mom
John Hickenlooper held a really weird town hall where he talked about watching porn with his mom

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper sure has an interesting strategy for winning over voters — like sharing stories of that time he took his mom to see a pornographic film in the 1970s.

During his Wednesday night town hall on CNN, host Dana Bash asked Hickenlooper about watching “Deep Throat” with his mom, an anecdote the former governor of Colorado first detailed in his 2016 memoir. Apparently, a friend had invited 18-year-old Hickenlooper to see the movie, then considered “pornographic chic,” during a visit home from college.

And Hickenlooper, at the last minute, invited his mom, since he didn’t want her to have to stay at home alone.

“We didn't know what an X-movie was,” Hickenlooper told the CNN crowd. “We thought it was a little naughty, but we didn't think it was that bad.”

Even after it became clear that the movie was, in fact, “that bad,” Hickenlooper’s mother refused to leave the theater. She’d already paid for a ticket, and she apparently wouldn’t listen to his pleas to leave.

Haven't found a suicide method that is a trifecta of easy, quick and painless, and has little effect on others

Up to 20mg diazepam now lads

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it's more of a subconscious improvement, a week is too short to judge

My ancestors are Roman.
The greatest humans to ever grace this earth.
Roman bvlls still make up the vast majority of the global ruling class and soon our empire will be brought back into the public eye.

yeah im a freak so what?

gonna down a litre of vodka with 20 bars of xanax

Shut yer mouth.

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...

it’ll get better lad

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>yeah im a freak so what?

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every saffer i've met has been a knobhead
funny but a knobhead nevertheless

Take a big combo of booze, benzos and opiates in a deep bath, you slide under the water and drown peacefully

taking benzos is like putting a plaster on a gaping wound

taking benzos alone at home is plain retarded

helium was the old meme

Are Tim finally got to America

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there should be some sort of repercussion to women who get breast reduction surgery. i think the real issue is they don't have a man to talk some sense into them

about to start braining cunts

this terrifies the celt

On the tea and honey
Peng
#simplethings

wouldn't do that because it's my parents finding me, and if I do it in a hotel it's some poor third world maid that finds me

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Post kino brits

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THE COMBO WOMBO

If you're Welsh your ancestors are Roman and Celtic. True master race.

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How the fuck do you make money in this game

MAGHREB BVLL

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agree that is weird
black people do those jobs here

Done it literally a thousand times lol

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Thoughts?

based

1 poor third world maid is worth 500 britoids

"cash 1000"

oh nononono

Aye i've been playing this a lot recently. What're your go to nations?

youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M
>big tone will never be PM again

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they're both the managers and the lower wage stuff
reckon some nepotism is at play here

nope i was 4 years old

You couldn't write it

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Thinking of downloading Sekiro but I don’t like Dark Souls gameplay

suck my arse

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ok present yourself then

How exactly will the UK be fixed by revoking Article 50?
Do remainers think brexiters will just accept it? will our political system be reformed? no, i don't see it.

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around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world

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thirld word maids are accustomed to death mate
was reading this review of the shetlands and they were talking about people being blown off the cliffs by the wind and some thirdie posted that
>I is ok. I had a friend who died after falling over a cliff in the Inner Hebridees. I returned and survived.

Morocco or Austria, sometimes Poland

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i **** * ** **** *** ttd fuck it dude we lit

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that's a lot of people bet you lads are real proud huh?

twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1109502078005714945?s=19

doesn't golan belong to syria not palestine

what about yaself?

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*blobs*

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The €120 Barça are charging MUFC fans for Camp Nou is the most expensive ticket in MU's history outside of a final. MUFC will now increase cost of Barça's tickets at OT to €120...and use difference to subsidise ticket prices for travellers to Camp Nou down to £75.

why aren't there games like this but set in the modern era

oh definitely, we’re like jews and gyppos in that way

doesn't look like a million to me

some of those fucking comments lamo:
twitter.com/GoodallFelicity/status/1109486259897073665

>Names goodall.
>Half ape child
The jokes write themselves.

this stupid big titted bitch says the benefits of a breast reduction outweight not being able to breastfeed her children. red flag. good thing she got them cut off or she might have lured a good man into marrying her. waste of a good pair of tits though.

>expecting trump supporting redditors to understand international politics

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pretty epic ngl
heres my biggest blob

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