What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this flag?

mena poster

my ancestors

pork

Astralis

Oink oink oink.

pigs are cute

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beer pork and astralis

england

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The same when I see the flag of Switzerland: Hospital.

beer and red sausages that you for some reason is supposed to eat separately from the bread

Muslim invasion

Close to Sweden

legos and great people

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Losing six consecutive wars including at least four to Sweden.

>at least four
try nine

Pink cunny

Niggers

at some point we even lost the same war twice
we also lost to pole-vaulting swamp peasants, that was funny

In Denmark??

Germans larping as Scandis.

flag by Estonia

those guys prussia invaded that one time

Intervention in Thirty Years War: Lose
Torstenson War: Lose
Second Northern War: Lose
Scanian War: Stalemate
Great Northern War: Lose
Napoleonic Wars: Lose (the worst loss: Britain took their entire navy, firebombed Copenhagen, and they were stripped of Norway as punishment for allying with Nappy)
First Schleswig War: Win
Second Schleswig War: Lose
WWII: Surrender in one day

This is England 2006

Hive Copenhagen

There was also an infamous medieval Danish king who ended up pawning the entire country to German counts after a disastrous defeat in a war with the Hanseatic League and his son had to recover everything and reunite the country.

GIVE THEM BACK

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As I understand it, the Danish nobility really didn't have much of a martial tradition and didn't care to fight and the constant wars with Sweden were mostly because of the crown wanting to contest control of the Sound and Scania.

An engineer and his homemade submarine

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Cookies

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That submarine guy, what a legend.

completely forget about this event

The Danish flag came from Tallinn, Estonia.

Pic
But it also has some nice animeposters

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Denmark's history as whole is full of facepalm moments. I mean, not Poland tier of JUST, but still some pretty bad ones.

Danskjävlar

Piggies!

homosexuality

Michael Laudrup

Faggotry

and Schmichael

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swedens greatest ally,

norway without blue

Lemme guess. It's another country full of mediocre goblino women that people are still somehow obsessed with because they're blonde.

Royal Cookies.

This

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gay (im a swedish and australian citizen)

The Italians are still fuming about due due

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Fren

anal vomit

Fake Scandinavians

oral diarrhea

>thief thinks every man steals

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Legoland

"goodnords"

Denmark, Norway and Iceland should be one country

Pigs and piss

Red wiener sausages
Also pic related, I knew danes are pretty anglicized but do they even write everyday groceries in english?

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Potatoes.

A guy who went there to study told me the car market is expensive as fuck, so most of the cars around are very old and polluting as fuck because they have a crazy tax on car sales, is it true?

>What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this flag?
that nations should stop having religious symbols on their flags

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I don't know if 180% tax is crazy

Anders Brevik

Hannibal Lecter

why do you have such tax in the first place?

My cheating ex

it's not 180% tax on all cars
smaller cars are less taxed hence why everyone drives vw up's and toyota aygos

youtube.com/watch?v=mKAPs3i4e0Q

based

Consecutive Major-wins

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delet this

based dad

also iirc her brother pitched in

Hot dogs and chocolate milk is the first thing that comes to mind.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Potatoes

>USA in Vietnam war: loss