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I want a gf, but I'm starting to think I am mentally immature and that is keeping me from finding one.

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i keep running out of beer at midnight this is dumb
youtube.com/watch?v=4_g2U9hBJEk

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stop drinking

fea
only reasonble thing to do is find a mature women who will be the mature person in the relationship.

hurt my balls just now

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drinking

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I want a gf
But only because i want to squeeze her butt whenever I want

youtube.com/watch?v=Md3DYakxBYk

actual footage of FK

fk is like 50 years old

Drunk again

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ya sit on em? worst feeling..

yes
hurt like fucking hell

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fk is my dad

dan barrett is the only musician i genuinely like
youtube.com/watch?v=snhkO-c-S0c
why
i need the calories

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hate when it happens

lets share some frogs before bed

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it bad for u

Should I play RE2make as Leon or Claire first?

the worst is when my balls dunk in the toilet water

been listening to this song on a loop
youtube.com/watch?v=n256GrUVie0

you guys must have some big saggy balls i never have that problem

me neither

industry plant

t. woman

Finally got a job, now I'm kinda scared

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If you had a gf how often would you touch her butt

for (you)
that's true. but so is life.

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I don't ever want to get a job. I just want to receive free money.

thats kinda gay

Listening to a podcast about Puerto Rican chupacabras rn lol

yang gang
get your fuckin bag

song I used to listen while getting drunk and wallowing in depression came up at the end of my workout today
made me feel powerful desu

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start namefagging as "grapes"

ty fren
been a rough couple of days at home

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wtf chupacabras are real?

youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
iktf, keep your chin up big guy.
never thought about it, but my balls are pretty big

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Some guy on /tv/ said that tucking in your shirt was gay. That's not true, right?

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>/tv/

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Coast to coast talked about bigfoot and other stuff the other night but I fell asleep

I do not tuck in my shirt

every day

why would you tuck in your shirt

youtu.be/U-1Uwryemto

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1# rule of Jow Forums: never take anything said here to heart

If you believe some farmers word

prefer rock music tee bee h

well?

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Let us consider the most efficient way for White men to bleach the Latinas of the greater Los Angeles area.

Deus Vult.

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>LA

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Don't know whether I would want a latina or armenian gf if I was in LA tbqhwy

Apparently an ancient well here is called black ghost well because the Dutch East India Company arrived with nigger slaves on Taiwan and when they dug it out the island people had never seen a nigger before and thought they’re black ghosts, pretty cool huh.

I just want a cute beaner bf to cum inside

Faggot shit

EDISONIFIXEDMYGLASSESLIKENEW

The White women in this city usually come from somewhere else. I see tons of Whites from out of state in the down town area on Saturdays like today.

I find the White chicks here to be huge bitches with massive standards.

lewd

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Lol, i gotta stop hating western women.

I really don't care about white girls though

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Be honest user you want my white peepee inside of you right?

interesting

god i wish i looked like this

nigga that's gay as hell lmao

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cumin to you
LIVE
with the
freshest BEATS you'll hear all day
youtube.com/watch?v=IlFD298wTOM

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AHEM

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Shouldn't you be busy being molested by your Catholic priest

so what discord servers should i join

Going to kill myself if I get put on academic probation at the end of this semester.
Shall use sleeping pills, if needed

Dedicate all of your resources, mind and body to become the best biochemist and neuroscientist to ever live, then make full body prosthetics that can connect to the human nervous system. Bring about the transhuman revolution ale then we can all have the bodies we want to have

why would i i dont go to church
im not sure i want transhumanism to be real t-bh

the new DOOM game looks cool

did he died

Well I don’t know if you’ve seen I Am Jazz but the current transformative solutions to gender dysphoria are crude to say the least

sorry user not a beaner you'll have to ask the user from last thread

please click the song i linked
it's so funkadelic

youtu.be/Wc0-wSQd-LQ

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I got a fat pair of nuts not gonna lie.

Why is it that I can smoke as much weed as I want in my apartment but as soon as I throw chicken wings in the oven for 5 minutes with no visible smoke my fire alarm decides to go ape shit?

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god i love this video

look at this little retarded fucking faggot

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Because you are a tranny beaner

THat yours? Qt

Gonna get my portrait painted

youtu.be/rHyKEILhHRo

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now this one i dont like

youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk
that's nice.
you that guy who posts those paintings?

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today was a boring day ngl

where's the bitch niggas poster, I want to wish him a nice day

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I could sing you a tune, and promise you the moon, but if that's what it takes to hold you, I'd just as soon let you go

downgraded emma watson

I think she's cuter