/brit/

NEET life is shit and working life is shit
bit of a shame, really

>Using a wallet
?

mum is listening to blink 182

didn't realise my mum was 14

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work part time then

what wanking games did you play with your mates?

i feel ashamed to be attracted to that ugly whore but i am. how do i stop it?

still use a wallet my dad gave me when i was 10
it's falling apart at this point but it's one of the few souvenirs i have of him

i always buy skating or 'outdoor' wallets because they last fucking years and have loads of compartments and zips.

*Gets transported back to Jow Forums, 2005*

Woahoahoah!

*lands with an OOMPH!*

ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
TRUE CARE
TRUTH BRINGS

what happened to him? x

literally me

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Hate everyone I work with

NEED to be a rich NEET ASAP

Honestly can't fathom making a post at 320+ replies

Like broadcasting at 2AM on a Tuesday

good lad

She really isn't very good looking

play the euromillions

youll win eventually

you're likely in your early twenties but you look like you're in your late twenties.

this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphoma

This. Hate work but hate not having disposable income too.

no I’m in my late twenties

......

NEED a mango gf, lads

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>not carrying a nice wallet
For what purpose exactly?

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ok then fair play lads

You need to get more sleep I reckon

have a mate who failed his driving theory 3 times
thoughts?

Shall be putting cucumber slices on my eyes shortly to get rid of dark circles

in Plovdiv ama

Your dad died of the same thing pamperchu is about to die of

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>i feel ashamed to be attracted to her milkers but i am. how do i stop it?

shall be putting fingers up my arse shortly

>

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hungover and yeah

that's good to know

i wish that english wasn't the lingua franca
i hate seeing random koreans and brazilians calling each other "mate" - its embarrassing

most have blue eyes

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give it a rest dave

based

I constantly have bags under my eyes
not sure what the story is must be genetic

SAME. TOIL GIVES ME ANXIETY ARRGh

please refrain from posting my wife in the future

i wish Britain didnt rise to prominence. probably wouldnt be filled with 3rd worlders and their savagery now

yeah alrig-
*swings at you*

falefel gyro literally tastes way better than meat gyro. Don’t why I didn’t take the veggie pill a long time ago

shame that Kacy insists on having a hideous bowl cut hairstyle now
so grim

look at Ireland. Nowhere is safe

*blocks*

Not today, zoomer

didn't save sweden did it

Your eyes tell a tale of harrowing anxiety and discontent

Wish we used cyrillic

It’s just an objectively more aesthetic alphabet that’s all.

i gave up meat last september. haven't looked back 2bh.

she hit the wall
simple as

yep

thinking about doing one thing
may well just do another thing entirely

Would have dave in a sleeper hold between my thighs and force him to give my unwiped bumhole a good lick before letting him go or else it’s lights out and who knows what I’ll do then ahaha

i imagine to Cyrillic users our alphabet looks more aesthetic.

you don't drink enough water

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I still eat fish desu seafood is just too versatile and interesting to give up but as for the rest of it nah thanks

galactic brain: go back to using runes

Gay revealing his fantasy

*does one (1)*

dumb hair

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she looks british in this one

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Listening to Birmingham by Randy Newman
Not about brum about the one in yankland

someone come Plovdiv and enjoy a nice cold pint of zagorka with me in the sun

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>browsing the 'rchive
>post with an image gets 10 hysterical replies
>Desu User Generated Content 404 Not Found
sick to cunting bastard death of it

Giga pulsar 8th dimensional brain: a new global language based entirely on emojis

ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ ᛚᚨᛞᛋ
ᚹᚺᚨᛏ'ᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛈᛚᚨᚾ ᛏᛟᛞᚨᚤ?

Listening to Rednecks by Randy Newman

That hair looks perfectly fine

>browsing the 'rchive
imagine being sad enough to actually do this

it was probably a twitter screenshot

you have dumb hair too probably

toil is a pointless spirit sapper unless you’re earning literally 70 grand +, better off being a heroin addict otherwise

this is very aesthetic

kaceys quality varies wildly between photos

/brit/ used to be better, simple as

Good lad
Such a great album is good old boys

ᚠᚢᚲᚴ ᛃᚨᚾᚾᚤ

wow /brit/ is currently filled with british posters
i can't believe my eyes

Definitely used to

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how can such an edition exist without us actually listening to the music? baroness is actually GOOD and i am ecstatic that they are planning a new album.

youtube.com/watch?v=4V0N1x675FQ

youtube.com/watch?v=qhS0j3WxfWY

youtube.com/watch?v=IxNYP-OaPhE

youtube.com/watch?v=_-OlWEZ8H3I

there are so many other good examples, go and find them.

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just got a call from mali (+223) lads
no idea what it was about ad they immediately cancelled

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it really bothers me how you cut out your mouth
just fucking annoying

remember ages ago when people kept posting random phone numbers in here?
i called every single one but they weren't anything interesting