/asean/

He only shows up once Vietnam actually wins, if they lose he goes into hiding.

Since the thread is all Indonesians can I ask what is a cute phrase I can tell to my Indo gf in Indonesian language?
Please and thank you u_u

What's her ethnicity?

Saya pro gamer gan. :ngakak

>cute phrase

Oh wow a bigot being undemocratic towards others opinion what are you? Orba remnants? it aint Anarcho Fascism anymore

Pengen ngentot gan

"Kamu unyu banget ciiiih :*"
Translation: more or less "you're so kawaii" in cutesy form.

Sudah terlalu lama sendiri
Sudah terlalu lama aku asik sendiri

*Punch your face

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God bless arabgene

She's from Jakarta so I'm guessing J*vanese?
Well how do you say that in English then?
I'll try this
Thank you too

I'll recommend this

Jakarta is very diverse. Ask what her specific ethnicity is.

>She's from Jakarta so I'm guessing J*vanese?
You can also say "She's from Indonesia so I'm guessing J*vanese?"
Considering the demography

Cuma warisan mantan mertua yg menemani
kalo sange tinggal WA si Dhini
#Nasdem2.0ElectricSuryapalohBukanlah Caraque

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Unlikely javanese
but this should work

Bikin grup WA dong bareng si Dhini
Masukin gue

It is kinda funny I will admit.
I'll give it a shot.

Oh I didn't know that, well she also told me in her ancestry dot com results she is 25% British(what?) and one of her grandma is Chinese, but the rest of her family is Indonesian.
But Indonesian is a broad term, I'll check with her.

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This one is actually Romantic poem, it is from ancient Panji tales, an adventure of a Prince looking for his long lost Princess which spread out among Sea regions

You can translate the sentence and get the translation moreorless correct
But you'll never get the nuance the sentence has

Just a little friendly punch
*punch
*punch
*punch

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>literal translation
ew typical western people want to fuck anything that moves, the synonym of those word is "bercumbu" or"kumpul kebo" it doesnt mean sex either but loving each other forever after

we can guess her ethnicity by her name.
wanna try?

based

...

i wan fug **relia

Christine Maria Hutagembong

I'm guessing she's a kafiir

Sounds batak, but never heard of hutagembong before.

gemblung

How about Kristina Muslimah Pangabean?

Pangabean is a batak family name, easy

>"Fscchan balik onlen lagi gw makan roti isi balsem dan sabun colek"

Pssst kids wanna preorder a santet service?

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Doesn't mean she's kafir though

Si raja nggong-gong

Aurelia?
Sameeeeeee

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while Jilboobi Octaviani near me telling me to stop watching anime since its Bid'ah WTF this country?

I had a friend named Maria that is a thicc hijabi gril
Seluruh kelas+gurunya pada binggung semua pas pertama absensi
wkwkwkwkwkw

Masalahnya apa di sini?

Why? Maria isn't a weird name for a muslim.

>PUBG banned in every muslim country
What happen /asean/ ?

namanya Maria masak non-kafir
kok enggak Maryam aja

Are you from aceh or something? Why don't you ask Hendra why he isn't a hindu?

put me in ze screencap

Yes that's why. Her family is moslem too, and she's not a mualaf
gak pake stempel Halal
wkwkwwkwkwkwwkw

Maria is a normal name for a Muslim.

For now it's a good thing if you think about it. Now the kids and dumb people will be gone.

Itu pada bingung pas absensi bukan karena namanya tapi karena orangnya terlalu hot lmaooooo

Jeez why traditionalists hate chinks so much i can understand but it's not like im going to start a race war

Suka-suka orang-tuanya lah. Lo kira lo emaknya apa?

fuck the prophet

Yikes Wang Chong

based, hope they ban other FPS too

Is this real? ya nggak masalah sih...
nggak ada nama yang haram dipakai

Someone reached highest solo kills IRL

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yes it's real. It's like naming your kid joni or something.

copo

My moms name is Dewi Maria and a muslim

Bocah get out

diam bangsat

ikr

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cewe berbibir khas ini sapa sih? muncul mulu di mari

NO (You)

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feceschan remover

aurelia ok..sorry baru scroll ke atas

Who dis
Also talking about acne patch, last week I've tried the one from Oxy and Nexcare. The one from Oxy is quite good, closer to skin tone but not completely invisible as it has certain shine when light bounces off it. Nexcare (for day) claims to be 40% thinner and it is indeed thinner if compared to OXY but the colour is so yellow you could see it from far away so the claim that it is suitable for day wear is rubbish. I haven't tried Miacare and COSRX (clear fit).

I have objectively bad hygiene but I get disgusted whenever I’m in contact with other people who smell or if I’m in a dirty area that’s not my room. What is this called?

disgustingly arrogant

Hypocritius

>Aureliažiću vodi Twitter svoje, vodi Twitter svoje
kek

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Retard

Because Fortnite is better.

1 out of 1.4 billion chinks

objectively retarded*
pay attention pls

There’s gotta be a scientific name for it. My rationale is I never get sick and have no cavities so I don’t really see the need to bathe constantly or brush my teeth regularly unless I’m meeting people. But idk if other people’s shit will make me sick

Tomorrow is Mondaaaaaayy

(Any Photoshop user that can make srh creative with this pic?)

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I don't know the scientific term for that but please
at least clean the armpit, teeth, and balls ffs.

>Hutagembong
sounds batak as fuck.
she probably eats dog boiled with blood.

>google translate recognizes kaskus lingo
noice

yeah ill remove her hijab brb

stop copying me
Stalker get out

~wait you're a fucking indon

Don’t worry, I usually bathe daily but only use soap 2-3x a week. I also brush my teeth with toothpaste 1-2x a week, rest is just listerine.

and put dildo on her mouth

Your honest Predictions , /asean/ ?
For me , it’s gonna be 4-0 favoring Vietnam

I’ve been maintaining this slovenly lifestyle for the better part of the last decade fellow filthbro. I stopped falling for the shampoo meme and it just spiraled from there.

You can call me the Paint Master

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Are you me in 4 years? I'm already stop using shampoo for a year