/MED/

It's green

Ok, got to go. See you later frens.

K fren.
Hello. Long time, no sea (heh, get it?).
I'm not French.

when i was in france i was hit by a lachrymatory during a manifestation of yellow vest
i couldn't breath

Huh ?

/madman/

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kek
I finally found a job, that's why. Now I'm an intern at a bank here, and I'm making a fair amount of money, finally.

i was scared

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Are you the brazilian that said your family depended of your father (who lost his job ?)

Ate a nice breakfast today, today is a sunny day, but since my room is oriented to the north, I never actually get any sunshine inside. Feels nord man

nvm. the "it's green" bait only works on Jow Forums apparently.

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How do you end up in the protest ?

>tfw oriented to the east

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>How do you end up in the protest ?
i was behind the yellow vests

Isnt every edition an arabic one?

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greetings Jow Forumsellectuals

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Kind of? I said something similar on a heritage thread

Maybe not you, idk

muh dick

bump for maltabro

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Yesterday I fucked a qt Brit slag I found at the beach.

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You probably have a dozen std even if you wore a condom

I wore double condom just in case

it's too late, you're an eternal anglo now

based BVLL

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nice

There's a french girl at my place right now, what should I say to her?

I'd rather a cop gf

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allah akbar

Rude

my French is pretty rusty as I haven't spoken in years but I think you should say something like "Je veux que tu pisse sur mon visage"

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don't think i'm saying this because i want be rude, i just like to say bullshit

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Sounds sexual, she seems pure.
Edgy...

nah

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*pisses

Sans le traité d'Utrecht et l'éternel Anglo, l'Espagne et la France auraient pu être unies en un seul royaume Bourbon

>Bourbon
No thanks
Seems like she has a Spanish bf :^)

I think he should say something like "je veux baiser votre soeur, est-ce que votre soeur aime le sacsanal?

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>tattoo

based, here a CRS

honestly that guy is stupid

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I'm back.

Good to hear. Very nice.

What did /med/ have for lunch? I had Timpana.

cuck him

kebab
it was shit but ate it out of courtesy for the person who treated me

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I boiled my macarroni too much, I ate it from the pot directly, with some fried tomato poured on it.

pasta/ham

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>that pic
>I love pizza, travel and dogs!

Robothots.

>adventure
>tours with a guide
fucking females

THICC

You wouldn't think they want an actual adventure as in going into the woods, do you?

based and sisterpilled

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Post good things from nordoid-land.
>Freedom to roam

Metal & CKII.

Protester hags are ugly and have saggy tits
based Copfu is badass and pure

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why are people like this?
>"waah I love adventure"
>visits italy or france with guide
fucking faggots make me sick, this is my weak point
based and nishizumi-ryuupilled
lingon berries

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Churrasco

Pirate Bay

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>pirate
my ancestors :)

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based meme

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolomeu_Português
it was a Portuguese that established the Pirate's Code

our country is fucking pathetic, politicians are robbing our country left and right and most people care more about football scores then about their own futures

if I learned anything from Jow Forums it is that every country in the world is the same in this regard
fuck this I'm going to immigrate to the moon

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based

Taboule

not the French Chads tho, they are based as fuck have no fear of Maricon
wish modern Portuguese had the courage of the French

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lamb with lemon

this. It's sad.

french are the true chads as shown by the republic and the empire of france
I kinda like macron though, think he is going the right way with the EU, not so sure with france however
please don't kill me for my opinions

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the spanish brute

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be nice to your greatest ally
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacte_de_Famille

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Nueve
Yer welcom

thanks Maltalad for the Darkspace rec, I just marathoned albums I to III, it's bretty gud

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>Eternal Masterpiece

He calls Hungarians and Poles tyrannical while sending in the gendarmerie to violently suppress protests at home
He accuses Italy of interfering in domestic French affairs for meeting with opposition leaders despite the fact he also meets with pro-EU Italian parties has spent the last year constantly shitting on the Italian government over migration
He accuses Southern Europeans of being irresponsible spenders despite the fact that he also increased the budget deficit to over the euro limit
in short Macron is full of shit and his "European Renaissance" is so delusional it's farther away from reality than a schizophrenic

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this, macron is a slimeball and should also stop supporting saudis in yemen immediately.

Glad you liked them. I'm listening to the Vektor album you posted yesterday, almost finished it. It's alright, not really my style but it wasn't boring to listen to.

*gets away with it*

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I'm not really the biggest technical thrash boi myself but that album is fun.

Portugal is a country of old people, average age is 45.
Many of the young people imigrated in the last 50 years and with them the decline become even worst.

While France is bigger then it has ever been.

Germs on our sea?
Not now, not ever.

why pro-EU fags keep sucking his dick and pretending he's any different from other politicians is beyond me

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people are retarded

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who else is going to build craters on our beaches tho?

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gee have you ever wondered why they keep leaving this third-worldist shithole behind?

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There was a time were Thrash was the only thing I listened to. Nowadays when it comes to metal, I mostly listen to Black and Death, particularly extreme/weird variants of them.
We have some Germs in the sea, they're just on the seabed :3

Moldova

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Lack of accountability in every layer of society and money were my main factors.

Fuck the mediterranean but basted i redpil souf evropa.

¿que?

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