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B-BUT THE PETITION

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say i graduated from a second tier uk uni (ie that is good but isn't oxbridge or imperial) (such as durham, warwick, ucl etc) with an undergrad degree in computer science
what would my job prospects be like, specifically in london? how soon after graduation could i live comfortably in london?
anyone have experience with this particular life route
(btw don't FOLC me i'm in my 20s just bored and wanna give uni a go since i got good a levels)

FOLC

mcdonalds crew trainer

i told you not to do that you arsehole

lads

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How to go about meeting people if i also don't want to drink alcohol? Do i just start talking to random on the street like a madman?

im 22 i can do what i like

why can't yanks pronounce solder

then you can FOLC because i'm 22 too

Saw-duhr

as long as you're at least upper middle class your job opportunities would be pretty good

computer science sounds so boring. just let the pajeets do it and study something more interesting

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mosque you paki cunt

No swearing or any other vulgar language ITT please, this is a Christian chat room

Reminder

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If you have a double 0, you have a license to kill, not be killed.

poo

love redheads me

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depends what you do with it but it's actually relatively enjoyable if you do say web development for a decent company and pays way more than for comparatively intensive jobs (not saying it's particularly intensive)

virgin freak

Reminder

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suck my arse

sitting in this chair right now

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if we leave we take our infrastructure, wealth and prospects with us

Brainlet

>you will never live in Edwardian Britain and go to lunch with a bunch of your friends and discuss poetry and politics over the table
>you will never fall in love with a modest women and go walking about in some litter free meadow and then take her back in to the city to see a show

I don't maintain many redhead pics so you will have to make do with this I'm afraid

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people certainly reacted very differently to this michael jackson shit than they did to literally every other metoo case
is there any definitive proof that harvey weinstein actually did any of the things he was accused of

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*pass wind*
*nearly black out*

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big one incoming
youtube.com/watch?v=7-B5etvVoLM

Nigger

shall be asking the imaginary gf to do this onto my penis tonight

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favorite energy drink lads?
for me its good ole redbull

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mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vasovagal-syncope/symptoms-causes/syc-20350527

gagging at my own genital funk

Why did leftypol lie about there being over a million at yesterday's march?

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yeah I know

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this basically london is pretty much heaven for compsci related jobs atm. i even had a chance to work in paris.

I haven't been to the masjid in a long time. I would feel bad to just go as a social call. Also, I'm not pakistani.

NEED a claire foy gf

youtube.com/watch?v=CSL1SBT7-W8

AC Grayling said there were 2m lmao

SNL was much funnier in the 90's

>foy

corrrrrrr

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actually learned a lot of little things from random /brit/ posters over the years

I'm from a long line of serfs. I'll never have this nor ever had it.

toil on the morrow

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snl was never funny

how the fuck has he worked that out

such as?

>Edwardian Britain

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nice

Glazed with semen

wish non-whites would fuck off to wherever they came from so sick of the lot of them

rotate

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love their chicken but the new fries are genuinely awful

fuck off nigger

Haha. Remember when they said there were 700k at the last protest march and The Met plus fullfact said there was only about half that.

hahah /v/ is SEETHING about sekiro being too hard for them

hurts too much

the definition of words such as swarthy and earthy

Yes that's her name, Claire Foy

not British culture not arsed

I respectfully disagree

their new chips are closer to the posh chips you get in fancy burger restaurants like Handmade Burger Co / Gourmet Burger Kitchen etc

what do you find meaning in /brit/?

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foy newcunt

sengoku japan is british culture

Have you ever made a girl cry, lads?

she was great in first man btw

kfc has fries in britain? wtf

off for a morose evening walk

classical philosophy, christian theology, and architecture

I don't, I just stave off the existential dread

Not to my face, it may have happened without my knowing though. Women cry at the drop of a hat so most men have probably been responsible for it at some point in their lives

have a listen to the ol' Beach House while you walk innit

>classical philosophy, christian theology, and architecture

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fries and chips are two different things but yank mongs struggle to understand this

sometimes i feel like moe

can only imagine the state of your life

yeah alright cheers

:3

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nothing
used to cope by heavily drinking and now I can't even do that

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I bet you know nothing about classical philosophy, christian theology, and architecture

should i try to keep my facebook "professional" looking?

n26.com/en-gb/plans
anyone else got a metal n26 card? feels pretty baller when you whip it out and it weighs so much hehe

>classical philosophy, christian theology, and architecture

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