Hey Jow Forums it's my birthday today. I have turned 23. Ask me anything

i'm a final year mechanical engineering student
pretty good at the moment. about to graduate with a mechanical engineering degree and have a new fuck buddy

Happy Birthday i turned 20 two weeks ago

thanks fellow zoomer

Why are you still on Jow Forums

because it makes me laugh but i admit the memes and racebaiting have fucked me up a bit

Ay I'm a few months into 23, been a good year so far m8. Keep fighting that good fight against the Cont*nental Cuck

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I just turned 23 a week and a half ago, hbd m8.

idk about anyone else but I've been coming here since 2009/10, I just lurked though and never posted until like 2013/14, then this place went to shit (the election).

for the love of god man dont spend your birthday on the internet

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Why not? The internet is fun. If he has fun all day that is a good birthday imo

Happy Birthday.

you'll regret it

What is like being a zoomer?

Why do so many Jow Forums posters idolize a "normie" life? If it was for you, you would be out there living it. Normies hate themselves just as much as anons on Jow Forums. If you think time on Jow Forums is really regrettable, do something else. If you can't think of something else to do, what are you regretting?

>Why do so many Jow Forums posters idolize a "normie" life?
because they dont want to end up a moneyless lonely virgin like you

How old were you yesterday?

Because we never had the normie life and our biggest dream is to be an average Joe?

it's okay i'm just spending the end of my day here. the rest of the day i've been doing stuff.

dunno i don't play fortshite and hardly watch pewdiecuck because he's too contrived

older than you, Joao

How to embed Riemannian manifold?

>I have turned 23
I did too several months ago. It was the worst existential crisis I'd had.

wait till vsauce releases a video on it
why? you're still in your early twenties

>if I'm not a normie I'm a lonely, broke virgin
It's like you revel in your own suffering

>why? you're still in your early twenties
Because I was still a virgin and knew I'd wasted my prime of my youth 18-22 browsing here way too much and watching a lot of anime and being edgy. I've since more than fixed my virginity issue but I'm still quite depressed over wasting so much of my fucking life.

happy birthday, dude

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i lost my virginity aged 20 which is still pretty late. as long as you regularly have sex from now on it will be like that stage in your life never happened. you are only as good as your next day on earth which can be both a blessing and a curse

thanks man

Yeah I guess. Glad something snapped and I managed to flip things around. It just makes me feel like shit because it feels like I may as well have been sentenced to prison or something since I've wasted so much of my youth in my damn room being an edgy "le depressed" fuck. And I guess it's just weird being 23 because it's not really considered young anymore.

Happy birthday lad, did you do anything cheeky?

I know how you feel. I've had a tough time fighting my wasted past too but the better I'm doing the less it matters. It's part of what makes me me. Better than losing your virginity at 13, having a baby at 16 and being trapped on a council estate being in debt to cocaine for the rest of your life
had a cheeky bit of sex and ass slapping in the morning and afternoon. now my ass feels slightly sore walking around but i enjoy being a sub tbqh

Happy birthday lad
How's it going over there in nanny-land?

Yeah I guess that's true.
>now my ass feels slightly sore walking around but i enjoy being a sub tbqh
Based. Me too.

Happy Birthday lad. What type of cake did you have?

Did you get your mandatory penis inspection done at your local GP yet?

Thanks rareflagbro. Pretty good since the porn ban won't affect me since i hardly watch porn and hopefully all this brexit nonsense will be fixed up with a people's vote but May is a desperate authoritarian so she will strive for her deal and pull the country down with her no matter what. I can only hope that the house of commons can lead this country in the right direction by BTFOing May again and either voting in favour of a second referendum or revoking this brexit mess
i didn't have one but my mum got me an easter egg so i've ate half of that. it's a ferrero rocher one so it's pretty damn tasty

>now my ass feels slightly sore walking around but i enjoy being a sub tbqh
based sub

>ferrero rocher
Based mother.

>my mum got me an easter egg
Your mom sounds like a good parent
I envy you

Damn it must feel nice just turning 23. I was so happy 5 years ago when I was that age.
Cherish these moments, things usually get bad if you're not careful and don't take care of yourself.

Mine is in 3 days and I'm turning 28

Joyeux anniversaire my brit fren

thanks for the warning greekbro. i will continue looking after myself. this is for life
premature happy birthday, senor boomer
merci ami