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イギリスの心理学者が、「満員電車のストレスは、戦場の戦士のストレスより高い」って研究結果を出してる
There are more bicycles in Copenhagen, Denmark, than people, 5 times as many bicycles as cars, and 400km of cycle lanes not shared with cars or pedestrians for a city of about 600,000 people.
Are japs happy that we wrote their constitution? Are they grateful?
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."– Charles M. Schulz
we feel that we are america's bitch every now and then but not from the constitution.
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."– David Letterman
The distance between your thumb and the opposite side of your hand when it’s extended is called the shaftment.
kim ww
do your job kim if you have time to keep watch on JP thread all day
fu〇king neet
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I’m not korean though
yeah, sure
Why do you think I’m korean for asking a question?
a while back, people in jp thread talked about k,s wrong-doings incidentally
they always try to get revenge for it
sorry if you are not k actually
but i still dont like you for your shit comment
But the constitution we wrote was good for your country
do you think there are people who are glad that other country write their own consutitution?
It was your fault for attacking us first though, and even though you did that we still helped you nation build and wrote you a good constitution and turned you into a world power after it all
So yes I have to wonder if the Japanese are grateful
いい国に生まれてよかった
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You should be grateful.
dont you know roosevelt drag japan into the war
anyway i must off
after i get back
How did we drag japan in the war? Yes we were giving economic aid to your enemies but nobody forced you to sneak attack a major military installation. That’s your fault
“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."– Fred Allen
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."– Rodney Dangerfield
A man named Göran Kropp from Sweden rode his bicycle to Nepal, climbed Mount Everest alone without Sherpas or bottled oxygen, then cycled back to Sweden again.
The U.S. has the second highest number of Spanish speakers, after Mexico.
にほんぐ は むずかし です!!!!!!
>he still died in based American wilderness
Haha
いーじーやーざんらーにんぐゆあえーびーしー
かもんかもん
was he shot?
日本語では「白黒」と白を先に言うが、英語ではblack and whiteと黒を先に言う。
な、なんだってー
Why is everyone spilling drinks
If I went to Japan would cute awkward fujoshi girls like me
Not going to Japan or anything just wondering you know
“You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."– Yogi Berra
is that your first question/reaction to that picture?
Fujoshi girls would love to see you being plowed by another man.
Yeah like damn aren’t they thirsty why don’t they care about their drinks
Will you do that for me?
I don't drink alcohol to quench my thirst
>Will you do that for me?
You know you're annoyed when you wish you could hang up on the text convo.
Swims will be swims even when turned upside down.
“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."– James Thurber
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."– Dr. Seuss
英語を熱心に学ぶと英語国のほうが日本よりあらゆる点で優れていると思いたくなる時期が必ず来ます。これは日本人特有かもしれません。私も勿論そうでした。そうすると、無意識のうちに「日本がダメな部分」と一般に言われていることが英語圏には一切ない、と根拠もなく信じ込んでしまうのです。
The old Scots word growk means “the determined look a child gives to something she or he really wants.”
“The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are."– Terry Pratchett
In 1993, Japanese author Yume-Hotaru wrote the world's first novel written entirely on a cell phone: Maho No I-rando (Magic Island).
All things must end; but the wurst ends twice.
いつ寝るの?今でしょ?
“All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought."– Robert Breault
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."– Charles Wadsworth
you seem pretty narcissistic
アメリカ人の3人に1人が借り入れの延滞をしている。マジですげー国だな。経済成長してる国はこれで帳尻が合うんやで。実際に勝つのはアリじゃなくてキリギリスよ。頑張って貯金して借金もせず必死にサビ残やってる日本人とか…。
Σd(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｨヵ酢!!
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."– Abraham Lincoln
たっくんのポスト見たけど、答えが出来る前にjannyのやろうが...
A myriad is literally 10,000 of something.
“He who laughs last didn't get the joke."– Charles de Gaulle
エースをねぎらえ!
うわっおふくろがオレオレ詐欺に引っかかるとこだったらしい
ギリシャでも流行ってるんだぁ...
借金も財産のうちっていうからな
日本人は借金というだけで悪と思ってしまう
だからデフレから抜け出せない
“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know."– Laurence J. Peter
年金くらいしか収入がなく、蓄えた資産で生活している老人にしてみたら、物価の上がらないデフレは好都合だからな。本当はデフレから抜け出す気なんてないんじゃね?
貴様。。。本当にギリシャ人なのか?
“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."– Buddy Hackett
τι άλλο θε να μουνα δηλαδής;
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."– Theodore Roosevelt
google translaterって便利ですよね?
London is the first city in the world to have an underground subway system.
呪まーす
/brit/ en mourant!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
よし
ベトナム人は犬も猫も食べるし、最近のニュースだとカルガモも食べるようなので、サバイバル生活に適した食文化があると思われる。
>猫も食べる
Nucleus derives from the Latin word for the kernel of a nut.
There are more bicycles in Copenhagen, Denmark, than people, 5 times as many bicycles as cars, and 400km of cycle lanes not shared with cars or pedestrians for a city of about 600,000 people.
スペイン語でウチは「カーガ」、ホモは「マリーコ」って言うんですって。 加賀まり子さんはスペイン語圏でどんな風に自己紹介してるんだろう。
In Iceland, the phonebook is sorted by first names because everyone's surname is basically their father's first name followed by -son or -dottir.
America banzai!
nippon kusai!
先進国の中で日本はフランスに次いで7番目に「国内の外国籍者」が多い国となっています。この統計によれば、日本にはスウェーデンよりも、オランダよりも、ベルギーよりも、オーストリアよりも、韓国よりも、はるかに多くの外国籍者がいるということになります
kim ha more kusai
The opposite of serendipity is zemblanity.
>Zembla + -ity. William Boyd coined the term in the 1998 novel Amarillo to mean somewhat the opposite of serendipity: "making unhappy, unlucky and expected discoveries occurring by design". It derives from Novaya Zemlya (または Nova Zembla), an island that was once used for nuclear testing by the Soviet Union. It is a cold, barren land with many features opposite to the lush Sri Lanka (Serendip).
割と新しい単語だな
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment."– Betty White
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."– George Carlin
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"– Scott Adams
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日本の極右反韓テロリストは韓国の空港スタッフを攻撃した。その後、フェイスブックで「なぜ逮捕されたかわからん。何もしてない!」と嘘ついて被害者ぶるという件について、どう思うのだ?
オマエモナー
うんこ
The Japanese consume about 7,461 tons of horsemeat each year.
【各国の憲法改正回数】メキシコ 408回 スイス 140回 インド 91回 ドイツ 58回 アメリカ 18回 フランス 27回 イタリア 14回 カナダ 16回 韓国 10回 中国 3回 そして日本は0回
In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."– Robert Frost
Japan has around 5.5 million vending machines with one on almost every street corner. There are vending machines that sell beer, hot and cold canned coffee, cigarettes, wine, condoms, comic books, hot dogs, light bulbs, bags of rice, toilet paper, umbrellas, fish bait, fresh eggs, porn magazines, and even used women's underwear.