Never been across the pond, going to Paris

Any tips?

P.S. I'm a 6' chad, I wear cowboy boots, I'm from Texas, and I say yall and sir.

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It sucked desu when I went there. Make sure you learn a bit of french too.

>I'm a 6' chad

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Sorry nip, I would be angry too if I was less than 5'

I don't know any French. Too based to mess with the native speak. I plan on talking about my admiration for Henry V instead.

6' is short dude. i'm 6'4. you're not a chad, either

We are not a part of the fucking shitty anglosphere delete this thread

You should really learn a bit of French man. I learned German and I was always treated better than those who couldn't speak it when we were over there.

this. we're not anglo. NZ and Aus are, and Canada is barely.

At 6’ you’re like a middle schooler I’m like 6’5 in my boots you little baby lmao

I'm 6'3 and say I'm 6'5

I speak German. I respect German culture. I don't respect French culture.

Anglo-Americans have always been the superior race

Who cares, I'll be a giant compared to frenchlets

t. Sandy Cheeks

Speak for yourself, pedro

Ah! You already know famous french people, good!

I almost want to take this bait, you're good, son

Wrong

You aren’t English either fuckface I’m a regular plurality German amerimutt just because we speak English doesn’t make us anglos otherwise Jamaica is part of the Anglosphere as well

I'm from texas and wore my boots and hat to japan and made friends with literally every person I talked to with the little japanese I know. It's like playing life on easy mode.

>I am from texas and wear cowboy boots
So you're a faggot?
Disgusting how you retarded Mexicans appropriated and bastardized American Southwestern history.

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>Norman
>French
pick one

I'm about 6' and I'm a literal manlet

That's because nips have a hardon for cowboys

He was a Planta- NO I said no to this bait

Africans don't count as French

Texas is not southwestern history. Also Southwestern history is rooted in Spanish/Mexican culture, Tyrone

Are French people really this prone to avoiding confrontation? Can I literally just walk over people with no consequences?

you sound like that texan here who went to taiwan to get laid but ended up REEing over getting friendzoned by 5/10s.

either way you sound like a loser and would be laughed at for being a caricature. the brits i've known would probably just laugh at you for dressing like a fucking texan in the UK.

I simply won't play your lil game, young man

seriously though america is barely anglosphere. canadian public manners and the way we run our government/politics/police/everything is completely English derived and we are miles apart from the way americans do things.

I'm actually going to Paris to see a Slavic woman who is also visiting.

Whatever Leaf, you wish you were us.

What do French people think of Texans?

bump

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The usual racist redneck stereotypes, I guess

Would I be expected to like black people if I went to France?

Do you like them?

>to like them
You'd be expected to (at least) tolerate them. Don't insult them or express your disgust around them. No need to suck their dick or hand them your sister.
>do you like them
When I hear shit about them, nah. Otherwise, I have nothing against them : I never really had 'bad experiences' with them.

quality thread

Dont talk to poor people who talk to you they want your money
Read a guide
Say bonjour

how do I tell which europoor is poor and which europoor is not poor in your socialist shithole?

t. 15% english faggot

yikes dude, there are no "anglo" americans anymore, nowhere. nobody here is 100% anglo. literally nobody, nowhere here. the english immigrated entirely in the 16/1700s.

you are a fat mutt.

french height stats are brought down by immigrants.

most french dudes are around 6' and much more handsome than you.

I'm 5'11 and say I'm 5'11, people can tell how tall you are by looking at you, go fucking figure

cringing @ you mutt

do you really think because we're english speaking that we're part of the anglosphere?

we're not a commonwealth country under the crown. we're not anglo. nobody here is an anglo. we're like 15% english at best. america is mexican-german, just accept it dude.

>german
Yeah like all anglos

nobody believes you, frenchlet