/brit/

mouthyank having a nervous breakdown

ooo yeah I haven't done that

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yeah
unless you’re a child or something

Would like to get this lick the hole yank into a pub and bully him all night and then at the end of the night punch the head off him.

not him, but same, first job too. It's suprisingly comfy isn't it? When things aren't stressful you can just work away in silence

ooo ur hard

got it a few years ago, at the end converted to reformed and sidestepped into a few Prussian achievements

It doesn't work in an american accent. You sound like a gay pornstar.

the one where you have to take over Russia?

haha mikey's a pikey

might ask thailad something

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Yee, all I remember is that joining the HRE at the beginning is a big help, Russia region was even bigger when I did it too

I wouldn't know, I don't watch gay porn

Is your gfs vagina an inny or an outy?

What shall you be asking him

ladyboy panties

not sure yet

My gf has a 9 inch outy

Emmett

youtu.be/EntdF3npTXk

Good shit

very lonely

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Why not. Have you got something against poofters, soft cunt.

im gonna say the n word

Haven't seen it, not a fan of sex, will report back when I want kids

Better think quickly lad, pressure’s on

kek. this is so English it hurts.
what's the lore behind English modesty?

if you do then im going to have to yikes you bro

I wish mortgages were as simple as just borrowing money and repaying it over time.
Equity, equity release, ltv, and all other stuff is so confusing

squeeze it nigga

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my anus genuinely puckered because I cringed so hard at this post

>gf

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Thai twitter flipping out lads

Yes well you are in /brit/ you know

It finally happened. For the first time I am still so hungover from Saturday night that I've had to call in sick on Monday.

He doesn't have a sex license you idiot

gf is bullying me again

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stop drinking, idiot

y

This happened to me last year. Had nasty gastritis and was throwing up green bile.

ugly knees

how did you meet her online

If I stay at home another 4 years, I'll make an extra $100,000 NET in savings and interest

on the other hand I'd be 30 and living at home

The election was yesterday, and it was obviously rigged. #กกตโป๊ะแตก

rigged elections are okay as long as the winner is based

let's be honest, does it even make a difference anymore nowadays? One government just ends up being like another.

What matters is that you’d be living in a home

woah

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long and frankly embarrassing story, but it wasn't through a dating app, site, or anything like that. We just ended up talking, and hit it off immediately, inseparable ever since

the winner isn't based.
I know what you mean, but there really is a contrast here.

I actually prefer slightly outy tbqhwy

The ol’ Xbox live misso aye

I think this is a wake-up call for sure.

youtu.be/Vx0tkoJY_mk

>12 rules for life pulled in NZ after mosque attack
ahhaaaaaaa
establishment leftists are so out of touch its unreal
hardliners and 8gag fuckin hate jordo

are you even allowed to say the election is rigged?

femdom is a soy beta fetish

pretty much

Insepararable is a interesting word when describing an e-gf

interpals? where’s she from

shut the fuck up stormweenie, nobody cares

what is the appeal of east asia
sweaty sleazy swamp

Holy shit I’m watching Joey boots and am now realizing this is where Emmett’s vocabulary comes from

>shut the fuck up stormweenie, nobody cares

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Don’t listen to him, you’re within your rights to enjoy some on a Satdee

thailad we had a vote here and where i live there was only 1200 labor votes and 25000 liberal votes haha x

true, but we do at the very least try to fit in a call once per day

Nah, used pals in the past, but really only looking for friends back then. French

I don't even know until the winner is officially announced. Then there's 1.2 Million tweets saying the same thing and Twitter isn't even popular here so I'm sure I'm ok.

listening to nine inch nails - ghosts

are australians classical liberals?

odd

ok, stormweenie

wew

Yeah the liberal party here is the Conservative party

>the mossad paki supports juden peterstein
shocked

idk im a brainlet haha but i vote liberal because my mummy and daddy do and they tell me that theyre based

nah, just racists (so, yes)

Are you northern beaches lad

Don't care it makes my willy feel good, simple as.

yeah

Yeah their namesake comes from classic liberalism

>ok, stormweenie
>nah, just racists (so, yes)

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vote CPA, they're based

Life has just not stopped getting better since I graduated

No. The liberal party is on the right, but they are most certainly not classically liberal, in any fashion. They support a nanny state and are constantly being caught in corruption scandals regarding the nanny state laws they impose. The NSW liberals for example (who were elected yesterday) enforced 'lock out laws' but gave their donors at the largest casino in Sydney a free pass to ignore the laws.

fuck off

Yeah thought so, they love the libs there aye aha lol x

what is

he’s a libertarian “individualist” so no i disagree with him across the board

nice post, for a stormweenie

so are australians classical liberals or not