Hahahaha

I'm unbothered by this, we still have a say in what happens in those countries and at the same time we should never have been put together at all. The only colony I regret France has lost is Québec.
Plus it's not like it is a strict French loss, every colonial power lost it all over the course of the XXth century, the Brits even lost way more than we do - and we're all doing fine with it.

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France is neo colonising africa till this day and has caused mass immigration. Fuck you bagguette niggers

nothing much besides naval bases, trade outposts and explorers
only in Namibia there was some German settlement

>What is Françafrique

>agreeing with a country that slaughtered 15 million in cold blood

>Say the birthplace of Hitler

So? We only got 4-6 million, 271k according to a red cross postwar report.
You killed way more niggers than we ever killed jews

>You killed way more niggers than we ever killed jews

It's the truth, Pierre

sure lol

Even today you guys are killing niggers in Africa for some reason

>for some reasons

RIP to the 4 million wogs cut down by the heartless gaul.

Feel like pure shit just want peak Imperial Britain back xx

>You killed way more niggers than we ever killed jews
No, this can't be happening!

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Colonies are unnecessarily expensive in the mordern age, you dont need a physical precence to trade anymore, all of the resources are owned by british and french companies like Shell and Total

>britain and the united states were trying to stop germany from taking over the world during WW2

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Togo
Ideal colony almost no problems like riots

Kamerun
Corruption
Anarchy

Südwest
Dry land with some advanced settlements
One uprising leaving around 100.000 dead after getting kicked out of the german colony because they killed german civilian farmers

Ostafrika
Fertile land, slave labour due to it
Around Half a million dead due to a uprisng where locals thought some water would make them imune to bullets

Neuguinea
Cannibalism
We tried to make em stop it, they didn't stop it
A failed Christian settlement because they got slaughtered by locals

Tsingtau
German outpost in china
Chinks under german rule, funny postcards from german sailors
Most advaced colony

Rest of pacific colonies
Holiday resorts for rich
Peak comfy, like modern day tropical holiday
Least harsh governour
Some dude who wanted to only live from coconuts (he died)

Don't cry because it's over
Cry because it happened
des mers aux mers
le canada est un état francophone

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Smile*

Imagine if the frankish empire had never desunited, William the conqueror would still have conquered England and the /fug/ gang would be building Dyson spheres right now...

youtube.com/watch?v=fjJj0LW5bGU ;_;7

/FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/ GAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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Thanks for the only decent answer

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i dont get it
britain and germany lost their colonies too

>Around Half a million dead due to a uprisng where locals thought some water would make them imune to bullets
classic nignog thinking, lol

Btw we were actually in some form of a conflict with the us over samoa but a storm wrecked the fleets

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samoan_crisis

>He doesn't make his Giraffes goosestep in formation daily
How else are they suppose to be disciplined into an effective fighting force?

Didn't Tsingtao make a pretty solid beer which is still like the best selling in China to this day? Honestly, that seems like the best colonial legacy i can think of: bringing superior drinking culture to the world.

Yes, that's our legacy

>schutt u. schnee abladen ist hier verboten
>rubble and unloading snow is prohibited here
noice