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are you poor nassim?

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God knows someone in the US has to hack it for once

Can't Europeans merely rely on appearance alone to dignify themselves?

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Nobody is going to bother us, worst case scenario they'll kill each other. Just don't stand in the middle of it.

No it's DTRES

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physically attracted to women but no desire to have sex with them
have had gfs and slept with them but only since i figured i had to, but wasn't reluctant to do so
see wanking as more of a necessity (~3 times/week) rather than a habit
what does this mean?

bit dead for a monday morning

oh right

dad angry at me saying im just gonna go back to bed and I fucking am but I hate that he knows

>you're full of surprises sometimes
>very interesting post
>thanks for sharing
So you'd expect uninteresting posts but I surprised. Fuck you you heinous little shit

He's totally wrong about it being easier to travel by sea than by land because he's a retard and while he's right about our progression in boats excelling while we stuck to horses, he doesn't realise how hard it is to store water for a boat load of people on long distance travel. He's right about continents being total bullshit though, geographically, ethnically, religiously even nationally with regards to places like Russia, they're total nonsense and follow no logic.

I want to put my penis in Emma Watson’s vagina.

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Laugh or I'll tell the locals you helped rig the election

FOLC

low test

you have low libido, that's all

here's the post that wasn't surprising in the slightest that I was expecting. Maybe you are predictable after all

I just expect blog posts really
this was cool though
have you been to tala imsan

I am laughing irl .. I swear.

always suspected this, i'm not very hairy & went through puberty late & slowly though it has blessed me with boyish good looks
yeah you're probably right cheers

low testosterone

guess you have to stick with birds with low libido as well otherwise they might think you're not attracted to them

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mental that this is north African not even jungle poo n-word stuff

Decided to freeball today. Fuck the und*Rwear jew.

It's going to be added to google translate soon.

Why do bongs love that clip of thatcher whoring her country out to the USA

dear oh dear

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6843563/Soldiers-received-3-000-Viagra-pills-60-therapy-sessions-active-service-ruined-sex-lives.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6843563/Soldiers-received-3-000-Viagra-pills-60-therapy-sessions-active-service-ruined-sex-lives.html

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Huntsman spiders are unironically fucking based
>don't bite you unless attacked, and even then it's not hospital-worthy
>favourite prey is smaller spiders and cockroaches
>afraid of humans so they always quickly run away

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Nah, go to your doctor and tell him about your low libido then ask him to check your tesosterone levels. He'll give you a hospital referral and they'll do the tests on you. Low test is awful for young adult men.

good morning alan

its really cool that it has a unique script imo
so many others end up being primarily transliterated

Maaake wayyyy for Prince Alannnn
Say heyyy! It's Prince Alannnn

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Alan! Fabulous man!
Alan Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
For the king of Thailand!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular harem

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Was removing one from my apartment when I was in Aus last year and the bastard literally jumped off the ceiling and came at me. Luckily I had a broom handy and shuffled him outside unharmed but I was worried for a second. Might not be hospital worthy but they fucking hurt.

Alan looks like THAT?

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/mar/18/my-mum-always-told-me-i-was-white-like-her-now-i-know-the-truth

Grim

so it bit you?

i've never had an issue when sleeping with them, again i've just seen it as more of a necessity of a relationship like occasionally going to dinner together
a friend of mine got his testosterone tested and was told it was extremely low though he has a high libido

No, if it had bit me I wouldn't have shuffled it outside unharmed I'd have killed it.

Next step is to make every algerian schoolchild learn it once the revolution is successful. If the jews could revive an essentially dead language, we can do it.

>feel like I have a libido
>get it tested
>my test is fine, maybe even a little above average

would be happy to toil if any toilberg would give me a job

why is don jr so butthurt, hes making himself look stupid like his dad

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6845565/Donald-Trump-Jr-trolls-Adam-Schiff-Robert-Mueller-clears-dad-colluding-Moscow.html

hope so xx

General power outage in my condo as I get back home. It has begun.

why are you asking in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture?

>my life
truly grim stuff

strong chest on her

Neveemind it's back haha

OK, that's very weird. I thought libido was proportional to test levels. I dunno what you should do then, pal. Do you watch porn? Maybe cut that out a bit and see.

oh yeah i forgot the junta are allowing an election, how did that turn out?

fuck britain
long live the EU
you british faggots aren't taking 1 step towards immigrating here

enjoy

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Aran, you use flee money now

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Have you considered personality?
Some people really like food
Some people really like alcohol
etc.
Guys just want to have a really high libido and really high test

blog on

calm it thailad, i reckon british sex tourists will be first heads rolling

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Totally rigged, they pro-army party had a huge advantage from the beginning. The numbers don't add up. Millions of missing ballots.. Actually surprising how bad of a stitch up it was.

Some people just have a low sex drive, it's not a disease

she's more attractive as a black queen

Kek would have to if shit hits the fan. The gf's parents are taksin supporters. We are a moderate red shirt household.

saw it on the news yesterday that there was voter surpression and intimidation around the polling booths

probably watch actual porn 20% or less of wanks
prefer still images, nothing explicit like a gaping arsehole or whatever
most of the time the women in the photos are fully clothed, albeit quite skimpy

just to add, my situation does have it's benefits
i seem to be able to cum whenever i want, wanking i can be done in about 90 seconds if i want to and when with women, after about 12 minutes i can go whenever

reckon a 300 year old union has a higher chance or surviving than a 30 year old union

Fair enough. I guess there are a lot more factors to it than I had thought of.

amazing that it takes 6 replies or so untill someone posts this i.e. the answer to his question

Ok Xi.

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Never liked Toblerone anyway.

you couldn't take down the american founding fathers
you could barely take down the argentinians in the falklands
what on earth makes you think you can take down the might of the EU you delusional catamite

OH NO NO NO NO

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I'd be fine with that.
The GF and all her mates voted Future Forward. They actually won in Bangkok and Nakhon Pathom
yeah it's all fucked up. 1.73M Tweets on this tag #กกตโป๊ะแตก

weird how americans talk about being bummed and it's not anything to do with having a cock up their arse

How's everyone preparing for the mini heatwave that's about to hit the south of England?

who said we'd take it down? just said I think we'll outlast it. the EU will fall because of its own internal problems, not because of us.

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britain is getting cucked by fucking moldova
britain is finished once it leaves the EU

nah I think we'll be alright actually

> Future Forward. They actually won in Bangkok and Nakhon Pathom
Oh yeah their results was a surprise in this election. Don't know what they are worth though and if there's anything behind the youthfulness and cool shirts and logos.

ding dong the queen is dead

you think wrong

the pootarded pissdom

time to listen to scott walker

Lies.

please explain why we are "finished" once we leave the EU

>more army, the old super corrupt party or something new.
Something new had a nice ring to it.

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BRUCE

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What part of sexpat paradise elections is British culture?

new school gamer here