/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Slap her ass and kiss the anus

I think girl buttcheeks are sexy and want to bury my face in them, but I think buttholes are gross. What do I do?

Buy a big fake booty sex toy and plug up the hole with something

I want to live in Taiwan is it doable/worth it? Seems so cool and I love warm weather and the food.

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brb gonna kms

nah

Doable yes
Just do a two month TEFL course and you’ll get hired in many cram schools as a native English speaker
Worth it depends on what you’re looking for I guess

Just arrived home lads. I might go out the front & leech off the company internet.

Just rub one out with the pp

Oh yeah yeah

Thinking about posting a pic of myself so /cum/ can tell me how ugly I am.

don't be an idiot.

You’re beautiful
Post yer mug mate

Waiting for sunrise so I can go for a comfy morning walk.

the sun hath risen

work work

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bork bork

youtube.com/watch?v=ri5F633xSsY

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WAKE UP

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Good morning :3

Tuesday is about to be here lads.

So it wasn't the Russians, the salt that's going to pour out over the course of this week will be glorious.

I am back it was very nice, really cool weather and a light breeze.

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A cute Minnie mouse Russian streamer here lads.

twitch.tv/ciklonica

idk why im sill alive

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92 days till the 28th birthday lads. Wonder if I will live that long? Hmm.

I worry about that too. I don't have any drinking issues or drug habits, and I'm healthy other than being a bit pudgy, but it's my mental health that worries me.

murder convict qt

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i need someone, a person to talk to
someone whod care to love

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...

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How about of trans-exclusionary radical feminism, it's Chinese exclusionary radical feminism?

no one likes terfs

What about CERFs?

we need to go back lads

youtube.com/watch?v=FZUfiW3W1KY

Just drank 16 oz of water. I forget how good it feels to be properly hydrated.

it makes me sad to see dead commerce

Anyone ever listen to Brian Eno?

Which country? If she's in the US she'll probably go downhill fast once behind bars. Men's prisons are probably worse but those for women are still horrible.

Me rn

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what are even the point of memes? none of them are funny.

Some are, but yeah a lot are just stupid.

the few that are funny usually play out like jokes but most of them are HAHAHAHA SO RANDOM XD or HAHAHAHA LOOK HOW 420 EDGY I AM

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it's a nice morning

*rises up*

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youtube.com/watch?v=zmO6XTYn0RA

How hard is it to get Canadian citizenship?

for what?

youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo
being alive

i dont think this is true

why not? you're here.

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hello

you're chinese

how are you

Waiting in bed for the GF for sex

I have a gf

tfw no gf

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Why jump through hoops for tinder sex when you could just jerk off?

had a weird dream again

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companionship and friendship and the touch of another human being on your skin

Really makes you think

>go to arab food place
>Cashier is a qt petite tit cow
>Wearing headscarf and a tshirt so tight you could feel the pressure from her tits trying to escape
>Her eyes were so flirty

Cant fall into muslim temptation traps lads

:^) :^) :^)

lazy neets? i think its time to wake up

>what are even the point of memes? none of them are funny.

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>the few that are funny usually play out like jokes but most of them are HAHAHAHA SO RANDOM XD or HAHAHAHA LOOK HOW 420 EDGY I AM

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>Cant fall into muslim temptation traps lads

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great series of posts guys keep it up

Who is the qt

>great series of post guys keep it up

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woo

Very hard, unless you’re one of the “””oppressed””” groups given a free pass by the Canadian government, or one of your recent ancestors was a Canadian citizen

My gf has been gone for less than a day and I miss her so bad.

>Who is the qt

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Yeah guess I had sex with the GF I have
Pretty much fucked her right in the pussy

kendall jenner

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Anyone else love eating out their gf?

7am waking up in the morning
Gotta be fast gotta go downstairs

i love you

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Yeah it’s based to eat out the GF
But of course it requires you to have a GF first
Which I do

I have a Gf btw

Reminder that sucking clits is gay

ive never seen pinocchio desu

well u just saw him now

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What is your reasoning?

Im having haram thoughts about that muslims massive mamluks

Oh lordy i wanna split her down the middle

>the act of sucking clits is gay like sucking cocks
>submitting to a woman is gay and will make her lose respect for you, probably resulting in her cheating on you