/éire/

Tanaiste Simon Coveney says Government will ‘try to find way’ to bring Irish jihadi bride Lisa Smith back to Ireland
thesun.ie/news/3906774/simon-coveney-government-working-jihadi-bride-lisa-smith-back-ireland/

Government plan to link pension increases to inflation faces opposition
irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/government-plan-to-link-pension-increases-to-inflation-faces-opposition-1.3837083

INMO warns more strikes likely if pay row not settled
rte.ie/news/2019/0325/1038378-nurses-dispute-labour-court/

Property prices in Dublin city decrease but rise across the country
thejournal.ie/property-prices-dublin-ireland-4559247-Mar2019/

14-man Waterford advance to league final but worry for Galway over Joe Canning injury
independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/hurling/14man-waterford-advance-to-league-final-but-worry-for-galway-over-joe-canning-injury-37946066.html

Not impressed with that post

All of this news has not impressing me one bit

When you go to the pub with your friends do you just read out a bunch of news headlines as an attempt to make conversation?

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Éadóchasach

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Well looks another afternoon of masturbating to pictures of girls I never spoke to in secondary school

Are you comparing my fellow shitposters to friends?

So do any of you guys speak Gaelic?

What's Gaelic?

If some one approached me in the pub and tried to start a conversation by showing me news head lines, I would not be impressed

Impressive

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Reply to this with something impressive lads

I only masturbate to high quality hentai and sadpanda.
3D porn is not arousing. Masturbating to pictures of people on facebook or non porn media is abhorrent and literally something only children do.
Should guillotine you desu.

That was slightly below impressive. Not great but I've seen a lot worse

>he doesn't know what sadpanda is.

Why do the Irish have such small penises compared to most of Europe?

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How do you fuck with plastic paddys?
>t. Partial Paddy

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On the cans again, lads.
Having Bulmers again for the first time in many months actually feels pretty nostalgic.

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Ask him if he's Irish, then when he says yes you ask "Really? What part of Ireland were you born in then?"

they're subhumans

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not me

We don't, we're just not as prone to lying about our size as most Europeans.

Haha then why does my dad have the best in town? Nice try

Why do you post an image of an anime girl drinking when you're talking about you drinking? Do you associate yourself with anime girls?

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No, I just like posting images that are somewhat relevant. It's like how you'd post an image of a smug person or character if you were feeling smug about something.

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>he masturbates

esclusiva de l'homme noir mon ami

Thanks, news user. Ignore the criticism. Posting the news used to be an important part of /éire/ when it was good. Consider putting the headlines in greentext maybe?

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>When you go to the pub with your friends do you just read out a bunch of news headlines as an attempt to make conversation?
Yes. It's like you've never been in an old man pub. That's unironically what happens.

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Based frog. It would be pretty cool if there was a way of being a non-religious monk of some sort.

Ever think of writing your own big manifesto?

Archive Journal links. I refuse for /éire/ to be used as a source for their clicks.

>"Big Anime Tiddies in a post-Patriarchy world"
It's a working title.

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Last time I was the most I remember was one lad going in for a catscan and some discussion about land nearby.

When I first joined /éire/, archiving links was the default. Strange how it fell out of favour.

the anime and general reddit talk has ruined eire

shut her down

Yikesanon is a Journal-ist who has infiltrated our organisation.

looking at those statistics i have the biggest nob in europe

The only consistent reddit talk is Yikesanon's shitposting. If that was to be somehow removed from the general, then the /éire/pol/ idiots would be our next biggest source of cancer.

>Two local Chinese takeaways are at war
>One set the others car on fire and watched holding a meat cleaver

I love the slant eyed dwarfs

>Yikesanon is a Journal-ist who has infiltrated our organisation.
We should convene an executive board meeting immediately.

>a Journal-ist
Clever.

It's a 3000 page tirade of my hatred against an extremely vague group of people. Historians will argue for millennia over whomstsoever I was referring to.

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But anime has been part of /éire/ since day 1. How could it ruin it if it wasn't ruined from the start?

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>Historians will argue for millennia over whomstsoever I was referring to.
It's people from Longford, isn't it?

>At Your Service ad
>Francis Brennan in a military uniform and driving in an armoured vehicle
Are you prepared for our now hotelier overlords?

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>/éire/ has been ruined since the start
Sounds about right.

Francis Brennan has acquired too much power. He is everywhere these days. He must be stopped before he subjugates us in a hellscape of mediocre family-run hotels.

>Clever.
not really

>not really
No-one asked you Yikesnigger

Our dicks aren't impressive

>Being triggered by autists posting drawing of women

This thread is leveling between impressive to not impressive lads

thejournal.ie/irish-immigration-attitudes-3930048-Mar2018/

We dislike the based Nigerians that could increase our average and breed our women!

It's against a very specific parish townland I've come to have extreme disagreements with over my years. I actually name the place quite often and many other surrounding areas, but at the current rate of rural depopulation, these placenames will be lost to history well before the manifesto is published.
But yes there's a 500 page post-script regarding Longford too.

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Are you going to write an article about it?

shut her down

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Anything good on the telly tonight?

watching home and away

>I type in Irish vernacular online

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How can someone live in Dublin? Every time I visited it looks like a proper shithole. Rent is too high, even if you have a proper job. Only cool aspect is the multicultural scene, though the ratio of immis to knackers seems about even. Can anyone from the working class share their thoughts?

No decent social life outside of it, only incels and dead-inside 30 something year couples whose idea of leisure is watching Netflix rather than riding each other can survive outside of it

>Only cool aspect is the multicultural scene

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You're becoming a master at your art I see

Mayo Kerry in the final lads

Who you got?

Don't hate the player, hate the game

>Only cool aspect is the multicultural scene

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I thought about this. What social though? Going to pubs during opening hours and getting shit faced? I agree with you that life outside of the "big" city is a bit dull of you're looking for movement...

You're not just a player here though, you can influence the game much more than that

>What social though? Going to pubs during opening hours and getting shit faced?
Yes along with restaurants and the fact that all of the events that come to Ireland (concerts, conventions, etc.) all go to Dublin. Biggest population too, particularly young people. Only source of entertainment in bogniggerland is riding your mom

At what cost, though? Can't live on your own, everything is expensive, the city is dirty and full of knackers...

Plenty of pubs and restaurants around me though. One restaurant nearby is even the favourite of a Hollywood actor. Plenty of young people too despite your memes.

>mom
Yankee begone.

>Can't live on your own, everything is expensive, the city is dirty and full of knackers...
Memes, there is plenty of cheap, high quality accommodation available in the nice, leafy suburbs served by great bus connections. You need to know people here to get in on it though. That's why culchies and Eastern Europeans have this idea that the city is expensive because all they see are the kips we list on Daft

>ireland thread
>everyone posting in english
the absolute STATE of irish "culture"

>america thread
>everyone posting in english
about what i'd expect

>there is plenty of cheap, high quality accommodation available
It's not just any city in the world where you can shite in the same room as your cooker for only €699 a month.

Just donated to the National Party lads

What did you donate?

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€14.88, now I can sleep snug tonight knowing I dabbed on niggers

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I'm sure that could have been spent better elsewhere

Fuck it, I still have 2 more SUSI grants to get. I'm sorted for money

>Just donated to the National Party lads

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But soyboys hate the NP, love the EU and are indifferent to immigrants

ITT: samefags, newfags, retard teenagers, college students, incels dweebs, redditors, boards.ie fuckboys and crown cocksuckers.

Once again I made the mistake of returning.

I'd just like to let you know I'd kill every single one of you in real life if we ever met.

Take me with you

based howth

Which suburbs do you suggest?

Country's fucked.

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Don't get me wrong, Dublin city IS a shithole and the rent is outrageous, but have you boggers ever considered that most of Dublin isn't the city centre? There's a whole county out there filled with towns, villages and neighbourhoods just like the rest of the country, that aren't soul destroying commie blocks filled with pajeets