/brit/

already?

Can't wait for her to text me

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I'm fucking depressed

ice cream for dinner

she wants an unemployed man from dublin

call the cops i'm off me chops

dinner is in 8 hours

Jannies iffy uh

what's the next big international crisis now that ISIS is finished?

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well you should have reported the post then

janny has a tough job and he deserves our support

steak for breakfast

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What was she thinking? Did she really think she could smuggle it in there? Of course they’d find it.

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morning lads

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based

got blue brain, down in the dumps

Penis inspection day

my gf just emailed me this

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probably something relating to israel and iran

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She wants a man from Jow Forums
She wants a brit poster

have literally never applied for a job before

this is my new favorite image lads
going to post it in every thread over the next few days

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unironically some of my favourite media reccs have come from /brit/ and, i suspect, the same single incredibly cultured australian poster
>Film: Repo Man, Harakiri
>Book: Laszlo Krasznahorkai
>Music: The Fall

Can't wait to shag my gf later

I want a daughter to protect and take care of, lads.

love her so much lads, see a future with this one

all dogshit

mental how trump won the american election on the promise of a border wall and he hasn't done anything to initiate building it and he will probably win again on the same promise next time

same
the jobs applied for me

is your bird a fat freak coping or what then

no pain au chocolat no gain au chocolat

happy independence day to grecolads

>neet life is great! haha
>i wake up at noon and shitpost all day, its pure freedom!

what should I read from laszlo

Fine by me

Don’t think a wall will keep Mexicans out, they come by plane and overstay their visas. I want a president that will deport them, not cave in to western habits of capitulation, let me keep my guns, and not send the CIA after me for calling you a nigger

What do you mean?
Stop misusing dogshit you mong

>his favourite film is in English
loool

the head of Morgan Stanleys keeps sending me emails and knocking on my window asking me to work for them

fuck OFF

lol when did anyone other than me and oxford bender talk about krasznahorkai in any real capacity

hahah was funny the first time. and it's still funny lad! very nice one

never thought of it that way
thats Mr. Krasznahorkai to you

had a dream I lost my clothes and was walking down the street with my naked cherubic body on show and my oneitis passed me by and commented something

She wants a man with agoraphobia
She wants a man whos never outside

am very annoyed that when Drumpf was /ourguy/ the chances of him winning were incredibly slim and now that he's completely betrayed everything he stood for it seems unlikely we can get rid of him

Except he has though hasn't he, problem is there has been constant obstruction from both the legislature and the judiciary and there's currently an injunction on it and he had to veto a bill that was aimed at stopping it, at this stage all that can be done is waiting for the supreme court to make its judgement, and they'll most likely rule in his favour

Seibo Down Below
or if you have a specific interest in China (like me) then Destruction And Sorrow Beneath The Heavens

some contemporary indie british stuff is quite good
and a lot of 50s/60s british cinema is too

bloody Google's on the phone to mum again
they won't leave me alone until i take the job

He caused the longest government shutdown in American history trying to get it built you cretin.

Big brain post coming through

>America has no loyalty to Britain, but shared interests usually make it a good ally
>The British Left undermine the "special relationship" because America threatens their ideology

Business idea: like pizza delivery, but with hookers

another day, another wage, relief

i didnt talk about it but i lurked in the corner and listened

had a dream I shit my pants
then I actually shit my pants

I would tend to agree for the most part, he was preferable to Hillary.
It's obviously a puppet for Israel and Saudi, though.
And he is utterly stupid where climate control is concerned.
Those are all pretty dangerous for everyone long term

Goodnight sweet prince

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How will you spend your earnings wagecuck?

sad that such common sense is now seen as a "big brain post"

and how am I australian then you mong?

Good little bootlicker.

This is basically true

Majority of (white) Americans you meet don’t give a shit about politics and want to maintain a strong and special relationship with the UK based on a cultural and historical bond alone

We will ALWAYS be on the UK’s side, if they leave the UK we’re still going to trade a ton and have their back over the EUs, fucking guaranteed

its not

everyone knows this you cretinous retard

fags and scratchcards

Agreed but you’re delusional if you think democrats aren’t kike puppets as well or would ever pass any meaningful green legislation so here I am

>climate control

It's an utterly pointless endeavour, if the theory is true then it's already too late to stop it. Something tells me this will be one of those stupid scares that people will laugh about in 30 years

for me it’s generation kill

the main good thing trumpy pumpy did was move the overton window further into radical politics
trump might be disappointing in many regards but future successive presidents will be more interesting

bloody millennials

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>one of those stupid scares that people will laugh about
y-yeah haha you're p-probably right .....

*pushes you out of the overton window*

>it's already too late to stop it
perhaps to stop it completely, but there's a difference between 50 million people having their homes displaced and a billion

Well they've been telling us the same shit for the last 30 years and nothing happened lol

haha great post!

Of course it's too late

this is one of the amusing things about climate change, look at how we are all losing our shit at people coming here from syria etc. what is gona happen when africa is inhospitable and billions of africans try making it into europe?

also
RORKE ON THE FUCKING ROPES

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of the 12 reminders i've had pop up this morning, i've snoozed 11 of them

monday morning is pointless toil, much like friday afternoon. just make it a four-day week and we'd be fine

>Nothing happened

So what you haven't noticed any difference at all in the weather?

toys

what the fuck LET THEM IN

reckon we should burn up the remaining oil and use it to push tech towards cold fusion or nuclear power

we either freeze/burn/drown to death or we turn into mutated superbeings
win win

it's not really a theory any more since predictions have proved correct time and time again.
it's not a case of stopping it.
you can't stop or reverse climate change, the planet is in a constant cycle.
it's a question of slowing it down.
buying time

what is that name supposed to imply
proof if ever if was needed rorke is on the ropes

According to Macron Europe and Africa (which is projected to reach 3-4 billion in population) have a shared future

CHEESE, GROMIT

youtube.com/watch?v=n_wkO4hk07o

what is the most artistic tim pic?

might just unbox the funko collection desu
having them all boxed up just looks dumb

everyoe on the earth has a shared future if you look large enough. does europe have the infrastructure to accomodate a billion africans? no of course not

Nothing significant no