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very good
more bulgarian than boyko

>still falling for the female jew

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>Turanists
Aren't those just boomers at this point?

I should contact guniess world record?

Dont they only record records what i have is a talent

Nope. Grey Wolves are the boomers.

Turanism is the new edgy zoomer shit

>both of these girls are 13
bitch looks like a divorced middle aged single mom trying to find a provider

maybe look over their categories
like, drinking, or well, idk smth like that
guinnessworldrecords.com/records/what-makes-a-guinness-world-records-record-title/

>Turanism is the new edgy zoomer shit
I see. Is it really everywhere, or is it mostly an Anatolian thing? I've been to Ayvalik and it's surroundings many times, and not once did i see that autism.

It's mostly concentrated on the internet thankfully. I don't know if it's an Anatolian thing or not, it's a mixed bag of legit Turkics and not even ethnically Turkish or Turkic zoomers.

based tranlo
transitioning /balk/ one post at a time

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>It's mostly concentrated on the internet thankfully.
Really makes you think. Why do you care about them then?
No one in their right mind should take the internet seriously. I don't.

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>then you can't have a gf yet, simple as there just isn't any point
of course there is, there are people i know who got in a relationship in highschool and are still together
what can you do? buy her food? buy her cloths? take her out somewhere? nonsense, what you need is money, but first you need to finished your education
ummm, no i wont buy her things because im not her ATM, but i would take her out somewhere, ofcourse, what do you think you would do in a relationship?
that's not much of an ideal try to visualize (imagine), surely there's something about her that you love like her hair, or her goals in life, or the way she talks, etc
i cant really just invent a person but i think she would be like my former crushes, just more like me, if you know what im talking about
>i'm not talking about someone you would fap to, i'm talking about someone who would be your soulmate, your "other half"
personally the image i have absolutely btfo's any thoughts of suicide.
what if she doesnt exist?
i'd rather "kill" the whole world, save for me and her, than to kill myself
lol
im not gonna kms, its just the depression makes me feel like killing myself, but it kinda went away since ive been venting here . I appreciate you talking to me, since i cant really talk my friends irl because it would be cringe

>muslim albanians
>right mind
ahahah good one

why

In Hungary there's this event called Nagy Kurultáj where Turkic and wannabe Turkic people gather and LARP as nomads or something. Pic related.

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Some of them were my highschool friends, otherwise I don't give a fuck really. I graduated from HS anyway so I don't care anymore.

Chestit praznik /balk/andjii

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That's cute. Actually I'm not against Turan or anything I just hate their "If you are not %101 Turkic then you are not Turkish and you will be thrown into acid wells" attitude.

Impressive. Very nice.

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Lads rate my idea

>Walk to random Sofia park
>pick up dog poo in a plastic bag
>wait for lelki to finish their cleaning
>go near shool
>put poo near entrance
>watch with binoclers and laugh at normies

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>what do you think you would do in a relationship?
work together, plan things, raise kids, etc
ofc we will have hobbies, like watching things, playing things, etc
>what if she doesn't exist?
i've met girls like that, so i know they exist
but again, the point is not to be ideal spot on right away, but to be an ideal that you hold her to, and she will hold you to an ideal she has as well
you'd not really "force yourself" to be different, since you already want to improve anyway, for yourself and for her
>kinda went away since ive been venting here
that's one of the main reasons this site gets as much traffic as it does
there are girls thinking similar things as well, it's something you'd talk to her about too
when you do get a gf (a serious one) she will be your bestest friend
you're getting worked up over spilled salt, which is neither salt, nor spilled

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y-you too

h-hot

Lelkite shte ti skapyat mamata. Ne se zakachii s shefovete na narko kartela

faggots go head first into SMBHs

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Yeah, it's fun. Horse-archers are much cooler than generic roasties in national costumes. But lately both Fidesz and Jobbik have been trying to politicize the entire event, which is kinda cringy since we're not exactly Turkic lel.

GOD I wish that were me

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What is this, a delivery from Turkey?

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p good but it can use some work
put a 10c / 20c coin in the poo so it's half visible
also put some ketchup on it so it'd look like blood

t. seething lelka

What could it be possibly be?

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is it kebab?
looks like furniture

>put a 10c / 20c coin in the poo so it's half visible
Do explain

thanks tranita, i have a lot of newfound respect for you now

What a curious package...

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best be gay sex toys

oh shit, it's mad honey!

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Faggots ARE the SMBHs

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Also I blame the Greeks, I read about it in the Anabasis.

IT'S A BOMB!!!

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Prosto znam na kakvo sa sposobni

well
some will wonder if the coin was eaten and pooped out
others will try to pick it out of the poo, and buy something with it
the chaos level will go up anywhere from 10 to 300 %

give me sauce before you get banned plox

People are sympathetic towards Jobbik here because they are pro-Turk and one of their members said "Turks and Hungarians are brothers, we are the same people" or something like that. But it seems like they're just gaudy populists.

Guys found kelly on tinder

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But no one would pick up the poo poo...

What about rubbing a coin in poo or own asshole and then putting it out there

Someone picking it up would notice the poo to late

Why do retards think if you stop watching porn that your life will miraculously change, your test will go up, you'll get a gf? Lmaoo how stupid do you have to be to fall for nofap.

is it legal

>This kind of goblins exist in monkeydonia
someone nuke this shithole

Of course it is.

BREHS

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>tries to pick a fight with the Albanians out of the blue
>doesn't say one word about his own weebposting homosexuals who have made it their job to turn this general into another /balt/

Jow Forums221433/5/

oof, yeah that sounds good too, since they'll think it might be chocolate

BUT i still think in the poo is a good idea, because it will make a bigger spectacle, and i completely believe someone will try and pick a coin out of the poo
if you think 20c is too little you can try 50 or even a lev

tho ofc i don;t actually recommend you do anything, you can easily get in trouble with the security / law

>Turks and Hungarians are brothers, we are the same people
how are central asian larping greeks and north asian larping slavs even remotely connected?

I didn't say that, retard.

says missing key
what's the name plox

Idk but I like Turks

>Idk but I like Turks
So you are out of the self-hating phase? Now that's an improvement, keep going

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t. Sıfırbey

Would be worth to put 2 levs then

Doesn't matter if I get arrested. Such risks must be made to make normies smell poo and be covered in poo

Turks seem to think even mongols are their brothers even though most of them look like cucumber nosed hill people.

Found some 15 leva in my pants I have forgotten.
What do

Remember that your lives are shitty and you are all suffering because you don’t believe in Islam and Allah. Reminder that we Allah believers don’t have bad days, only good ones. When we are feeling sad, i get reminded of Allah and i feel twice as happy as i was before. Take the islampill already

you gonna larp as an albanian again?
have you no shame

>self-hating phase
Wut? I wouldn't mind being Turkic, but the truth is that we really aren't. I don't even care about ethnic origins as long as it's not something absolutely disgusting like S*rbs.

why the fuck do you have levs

It's on nhentai. Didn't find it on sadpanda

do you have the same currency with bulgaria?

Have sex with the whole female population of Sofiq

Not true. Although my friend had a picture of Genghis Khan as his wallpaper, He is blonde, and has green eyes btw.

but you are slavs just like serbs

I am making a school here in Gorna Oryahovitsa
I am gathering a gang

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any muslim who dies on this planet goes TO HELL
repent, before you get martyred

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Serbs aren't even Slavic genetically, they're Dinarid abominations.

>pan turanism
what a joke, how is it even a realistic scenario, pan slavism worked for 50 years, but at least we are really close culturally, what even connects turkey with japan, or hungary and finland with mongolia?

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based, thanks

Allah...

no one is slavic genetically

Ra1 haplomeme, y'know what I mean so don't play dumb.

God is a meme and Allah is a shitpost

>Turkic
you aren't
>According to an explanation,the Greek name was borrowed from Old Bulgarian ągrinŭ, in turn borrowed from Oghur-Turkic Onogur ('ten [tribes of the] Ogurs'). Onogur was the collective name for the tribes who later joined the Bulgar tribal confederacy that ruled the eastern parts of Hungary after the Avars.

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Cause € isn't yet the currency of Bulgaria and I had to exchange for levs so I can pay for shit where card wasn't an option?

that's celtic

Take that back infidel

It would be economically benefical, since Azerbaijan,Kazakhstan and Tatarstan in Russia has a lot of natural resources like petroleum and gas.

But it'll always be a childish dream because of the power hungry corrupt dictators in Central Asia&Azerbaijan who won't give up their positions no matter what.

>Gorna Oryahovitsa
shii nig, I live in Gurkovo, may come

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lalala alahu acbar :))))))))))

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>tfw live in Magyar oshaza
hello there!

what school
and what gang
i am so confused

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