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Felix here AMA
Peeeeeewwwwwwwww diepie

#PrayForTheMeaningfulVote

reactionary snitch

Spending the afternoon down the beer garden now that the sun is out, about time to crack a few dark fruits open.

pursuing the imaginary gf again

When are we going for another people's march im itching for another one

>be world famous anti-fascist
>fight in one of the few wars where the fascists won
what did he mean by this?

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don't routers already have porn blocks on by default?

>wahhh why can't i murder people in the name of communism no fair :(
grow up you sad tankie twat

Had a really cute relationship thing in my dream last night. Shame I've never experienced it in real life.

is this Mosley

gonna peoples march to the asda in a bit

Wish there was a way you could choose what you dream about.

It's Aldous Huxley, author of Fahrenheit 451.

Sending off my application to the government for the 'Shemale +' porn license which gives me to 82 websites.

Put character references in it and a print out of my prepass internet history. I also paid for the post office to doublecheck the application and the girl at the desk said everything is in order

Wish me luck x

going to people's shag your mum

why'd they get diane abbott to count the people at the march anyway

I CLAIM THAT AMONG THE RANKS OF OUR BLACKSHIRT LEGIONS MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOSTS OF ENGLAND'S PAST; WITH THEIR STRONG ARMS AROUND US, AND THEIR VOICES ECHO, DOWN THE AGES, SAYING: "ONWARD!"

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don't snitch on your mates to MI5 simple as

Got my facesitting and BDSM porn license yesterday. Turnaround times are rapid lad.

SetupVPN chrome plugin solves all problems

i'm 29

isn't facesitting already illegal in these fair lands?

just downloaded it and my dog's still dead so fuck you

>he didn't apply for the platinum ++ premium package
enjoy it, tight arse

need classically liberal fascism

To produce. Not to watch afaik

actually they changed the law so it's legal to do that now again I think

hoping, nay, praying my copy of Billy Budd has arrived this evening?

Sorry should have mentioned you need the premium subscription for that

what a fantastic orato-
*BANG BANG CRASH*
*SAS fire team erupts into my living room and wrestles me to the floor*

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the fast track porn pass just arrived

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Selling fake porn passes lads let me know if you need

fucking hell thats monging

MODS

got my perfect little genitals stuck in me fly the other day

Failed my theory test for the bukkake pass lads.

the family are asking for anyone with any information on Madeline's potential whereabouts to come forward, and say she can be identified by a unique discoloration in her eye - and her "perfect little genitals", though the family do note that those may have been "torn apart" by now

the parents are very sus

The Netflix documentary was really dragging it out in the first episode though, not sure If I can be arsed to get through it

rip

got my cei practical tomorrow

wish me luck

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Outdoors have become natural oven

rape roleplay pass got revoked lads

oral exam lmao

Lads, do you ever have those moments where you can "feel" psychology? Typically after something particular happening among a group of people. You suddenly see humans for who they are.

Third meaningful vote ditched lads

The UK is a mess and a waste

they definitely did it

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small brain: two-thousand and ten
big brain: twenty-ten
galactic brain: two-oh-one-oh
omniscient brain: MMX

just do ss and gomad bro

just wanted to smalltalk and insult the clothes i was wearing on my instagram story (as banter)

suspicious
i suspect he has been dumped by someone else recently and so wants to talk to me to massage his ego

I used to walk proudly with boners before I knew it was inappropriate and sexual

Lucid dreaming lad. I've largely got a handle on it these days. I can at least shape the "genre". Had four happy relationship dreams in a row now.

*starts tongueing you*

lol shut the fuck up you bent twat

Jeb is a big fat mess

Using my porn pass as ID at the club

Just call it ten bruh. There's no ten for another hundred years

MILF asmr pass is a no-go, lads

thoughts?

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happy relationship dreams make me want to top myself

No such thing

>teehee im bent btw :v

not sure why you'd dream about a happy relationship unless you're a woman

i like a dream about boob squeezing

borrowing my big bro's porn pass for tonight

Wish zoomers never grew up
I sometimes get complex

Wys g lol

They're my only form of escapism that works.

Nonsense. Loads of people have happy relationships.

jesus christ imagine having your mongy face on a physical porn pass

Sadly true. Some of the names on his list demonstrated his own paranoia more than anything.
Homage to Catalonia is his best work. But the four collected volumes of essays is great too.

or ass humping

by the way, who is your favourite british writer guys?

Careful lad, you both risk a personal hiding from T. Mary.

he is SO WEAK
it's laughable

The two arent mutually exclusive. She was laying on me at the set of a film we were in and was letting me peek at her boobs when nobody was looking. She had one pierced but the piercing was just a small sowing needle. Dont even like pierced nips but her face and body language was incredibly cute when she'd almost get caught letting me peek.

Is that the mum? Wtf

i tell people stories from brit and when they ask how i know these people i say they are my old friends from uni

Wife found my interracial cuckoldry pornpass lads whilst looking through old bank statements.

see you on the other side lads

*porn pass drops out of my pocket as I hang myself*

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Oh wow

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one of you bastards told me i could drop off Universal Credit and they wouldn't bother doing any follow up but now i've got the bastards asking me why i'm not reporting any earnings or PAYE contributions. i wasn't even pulling bennies fraud i just couldn't deal with my withdrawals and going to the Job centre at that moment. for fuck sake lads last time i listen to any of you useless cunts

Yeah I have the picture of Alan in the party hat has my phone background and when people ask who it is I tell them that it was just some random weirdo who borrowed my phone to make a call at some party.

you cry from your eyes, not your mouth

stupid woman

Like what? Most of the stories posted here are pathetic, autistic or both and would not like to call the people posting them friends.

the trauma will cause her to actually cuckold you with as many races of men as possible