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mental how we all die innit

going to write a book about a guy born in the 90s and he just sits in his underwear on his computer in his mum's house and how every day is basically the same and he hates everything and himself and yet he doesn't strive to fix his situation even though he's very aware of the absurdity of his own life
(it might be semi biographical)

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do not give a fuck about this pledge gimmick

it isn't otc in the uk is it

Tetz

would it matter?

sucking a spider

you are aren't you?

In bed lads

It's not about when you die, but how you die.

'

don't get too cute
just because you've grown comfortable enough to get disrespectful
doesn't change the fact that you're in my house

haven't had a normal nights sleep in months
always have to use earphones or earplugs which I'm aware isn't good in the long term but I have no other choice
cunting neighbours are up all hours shouting and roaring
doing my nut in

of course not you fucking retard
uk has much stricter rules than the us
hence why they don't pump people full of painkillers for a routine dentist visit

Brexit's cancelled by order of the Kaiser. Surrender your spoons and assorted cutlery at once.

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*tucks you in*

im every woman
its all in me

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What Kaiser.

what is asmr? i don't want to look it up

yeah yeah
literally who cares

starting to like her lads

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I try to make them sad
So they fall in love with me yeah

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ur da

if you are a non-white then take to heart that multiculturalism has not in any way been a good thing for Britains white ethnic natives. It's not your fault, it's not even particularly your peoples fault but this situation is a massively dysfunctional clusterfuck that nobody planned properly for. you smug froggening in "rorkes" face is like screaming nigger in the face of a black dude when you deny him a job. it's just insult to injury

Bit harsh Emma eh?

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imagine if the rurik dynasty was still alive

nypa

based

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suck my arse

could not agree more

ive quit masturbating cold turkey.

calm down frog, you're wrong anyways
>Lower-strength products containing combinations of up to 12.8 mg of codeine per dosage unit, combined with paracetamol, ibuprofen or aspirin are available over the counter at pharmacies.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codeine#Legal_status

Mental how it looks so majestic in painting but in real life it probably looked a bit silly

arsewipes
sadly
masturbating
recreationally

based

youtube.com/watch?v=2QzDWIOUnM0

Such a beautiful songgggg X

Ugh what could have been..

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God forbid you outlive your usefulness

Absolute choon

youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y

>uni diversity survey
>it isn't anonymous
>have to associate it with your student ID #
lol, not bothering

Absolutely disgusting behaviour.

toil beckons

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need slavic gf

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Fuck off

frogs dont care about your feelings

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why do anglo saxons act like they run the world when they're just pawns for the Israelites

small charcoal grill

damn shame i got all these goons watching everything you know damn shame
*puts feet up*

doesn't matter, he can pretend it's all going to go fine in the future but it won't

Is it though? Is it really?

>Grand Wizards

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>combined with paracetamol, ibuprofen or aspirin
that's co codomol
if you start munching on those thinking you will get high you will be very ill

gf simulators innit

(1/2)
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1553543729394.webm

(2/2)
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1553543759934.webm

Mental how it's possible to get so angry that your ears get hot

he's probably doing cold water extraction to get rid of the paracetamol

what happened to respecting privacy gosh ugh
just let a queen slay

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it is you and not us then that contributes more to the inevitable bad end we shall all have to share.

Chiefs LOL

based
wank free 2 weeks myself

another day another brushstroke

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waste of time you can get it on its own easily
just not otc

whatever

Steam shoots out of mine when I get real mad.

why are england such a boring team to watch

Barely painting tbf it's some basic course like a colouring book
JUSTED roger federer cant paint

why does she wear braces

like a judgement day? im not really the religious type

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Want to have a gf with a classy name like Amber, Opal, or Amethyst

>easily
how then if it's not otc, they don't just hand out scripts and dealers rarely sell things like that, valium is the only script drug anyone sells here.

could get it off the deep web but that's a hassle

lol

Read this in a Caribbean accent

gotta get the last word teehee

nah more like the shitholes your family fled from

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Still codeine available over the counter, that's all I was asking about you spastic mong
Those preparations are much more than is allowed otc in the U.S., by the way

You can get codeine cough syrup otc here. The ask questions and try to steer you away from it though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny

> Amber
14 yo chav
>Opal
old
> Amethyst
not a person

often you'll have to face up to the fact that it is not what you believe that matters - its what others believe

never reply to me again mon

was thinking deep web tbqh not that much of a hassle
probably better off just smoking weed don't really like codeine

no you didnt
be quiet

scotland?

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imagine
paying
for that

>Englel

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lmfaooo

>montenegro