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Rorke in panic mode edition

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Right here's an idea
Instead of just having individual elections let's just keep having the same ones over and over until the left wing media gets their preferred result

now we know who to round up for the public lashings

Is calling someone a retard 6 times in a row in a condescending moany voice considered banter?

What's do brits think is going to happen?
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584

nah just annoying

*slurp*

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just said night to someone before the convo had a chance to die so i dont get left on seen

business idea: add this claus to all future referendums
>The result is binding, super serious
and subsequent do-overs
>The result is binding, super-duper serious
and subsequent do-overs
>The result is binding, super-duper-trooper serious
repeat ad infinitum until we're happy with one

tell me about el salvador

is it nice?

babestation

youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

tune

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so many women just don't grow hair around their asshole? is this true?

why do you care

I'd be surprised if the petition directly leads to a second referendum let alone directly leads to article 50 being revoked

ideally just let our elected representatives do their job

pfhwoar

literally the murder capital of the world, watch the film Romero

That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

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BREAKING: Israeli tanks heading towards Gaza border

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March 29th, 2019 - the next step towards a united Ireland.

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Ikea seems to think making your cowskin rug look like it has bloody cancerous lesions was a good idea

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OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

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United under the British crown

is this the first time you've read something on israeli-palestinian relations?

not mentioned :(

Thought going to one of the best universities in the country would be enough for me to be satisfied but alas I'm still melancholy all the time

am blind im afraid, is there an audiobook?

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Nope

business idea: london independence

I MISS ENGLAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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1. Signing a petition really means fuck all
2. No one can agree on fucking anything and I fully believe they'll just revoke Article 50 and end up remaining.

It's all just been really, really bad banter from us to the rest of the EU for the past three years.

blow smy mind that brits can order whores online and then shag them an hour later
mindboggling

do they have the internet in the north yet? could be messing up the sample

Build a wall around the M25.

pretty based, its fun seeing the cognitive dissonance of redditors

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good post

Finally, something I can wank to that hasn't been ruined by lefty cucks

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I honestly live well, but the lack of jobs and security make most our lower class people run to other countries. I recommend you to come here just a vacation not to live here. You can have a lot of fun here.

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can't you see the name next to the second bar?

Mood

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uhhh idk i doubt that thats true. i bet their assholes are just as hairy. girls probably naturally have as much or more pubic hair than guys from the anus up to the pubic mound

but what would i know, ive never seen a girl naked in my life

remember when it was all a phoney witch hunt

business idea referendum on london independence but then the outside-london british revoked whatever decision they make

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I know scotlands all caught up I was thinking of those old mill towns and stuff with all the ferrets

read: come here and i'll take your kidneys

the hell I would
god fucking speed

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Haven't been on adult work in a while
Also haven't had sex in a while (ie since the last prostitute I bought)

Well I've got nothing planned this friday so...

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Will someone PLEASE let me live with them in England I need to live there forever

I took this picture of a manor in the Cotswolds, think it belonged to some sort of old lord that owned a bunch of sheep shearing serfs? It was called upper slaughter manor I believe

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I think I can see Michael the Pickale

One of these days I want to read about actual military happenings between countries that aren't middle eastern shitholes
>BREAKING: American tanks heading towards Mexican border
>BREAKING: French tanks heading towards Italian border
>BREAKING: Chinese tanks heading towards Indian border
>BREAKING: Polish tanks heading towards Ukrainian border
>BREAKING: Brazilian tanks heading towards Argentinian border
>BREAKING: North Korean tanks heading towards South Korean border

all would be more interesting than more muslim desert shit

I went to places nearby I was just scared of el salvador cos of the reputation
I spent loadsa time in honduras though and that wasn't so bad, guess el salvador woulda been cool

Fuck off we're full

why the british proxy emmett

Sophie Hart was drunk as FUCK the other night, she kept falling about showing her fanny, knocked over her drink next to the camera and then basically fell asleep on TV from 5am-5:30. Hilarious

this looks so generic, pretty much everyone lives in one of these

>Born just in time to live in an imploding west devoid of fun or joy
Feels really really bad man

pass dozens of old brick thatched buildings on the way to work every day
it gets old really quick

Not a proxy just a lonely web developer from london

>BREAKING: I have autism

>The manor of Upper Slaughter dates back to the Saxon period, and in the Domesday Book of 1086 it is recorded as in the possession of Roger de Lacy, a powerful Norman nobleman, possibly as a submanor of the royal manor of Lower Slaughter. The Abbey at Evesham later claimed the estate, but their claim was rejected by the courts. By 1467 the abbey of Syon, near London, held the manor.

>Sometime in the late 12th century the Slaughter family emerge as owners. They may have taken their name from the manor rather than giving the manor their family name. We do know that in 1282 John Slaughter and his wife are recorded as holding the manor.

Holy shit it’s been there since the Norman invasions wtf I love England

live is what you make of it
for me? its grand strategy games

FART LOADING: 79%

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Would rather pass that than shitty suburban track houses and strip malls.

>knowing babestation actresses by name

Not enough leftycucks outside of London to show up on a leftycuck petition

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mmm delicious

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Why is he so limp?

>"I definitely heard abuse at Danny Rose when he got booked at the end of the game so there's no doubt in my mind that that happened," Southgate told ITV Football. "We'll make sure that's reported officially. It's not acceptable.
>Later, speaking at the post-match press conference, the Three Lions boss added: "I'm not the authority on the subject. I'm a middle-aged white guy talking about racism.

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Everything sucks now because its filled with neurotic sjw bullshit

Everyone? I thought you lived in terraced housing

Better than American new builds, England was just so enchanting

You all should appreciate what you have, lots of other people fawn over it

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It maybe hard to believe, but not every corner in here is infested with garbage mareros. I have never witnessed murder.

haha yes those "leftycucks" saying we shouldn't aid regime change in syria

Such is life in 'straya

has the march on london started yet?

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oh you're on of them
be depressed then

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do you think that 2nd spider could smell the other spiders pheramone signature on his cock and just went for it

Donde esta Beto?

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>In addition, a local journalist asked if Southgate would be leaving with a bad impression of Montenegro, and whether it would have been different if it had happened 'in a country they liked, like USA'.

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>"I'm not the authority on the subject. I'm a middle-aged white guy talking about racism.

gareth southgate confirmed for gay guy who's into BDSM and gets fucked by a black guy regularly. this is literally a turbo cuck dog-whistle. i only know his code word because i, too, am part of this underworld.

Frogwog is begging for a smack in the face

It literally says their name on the screen while they are on

this is a lot of data not saying much

montenegro is literally called Mount Nigger

of course they're racist there. poor danny ;_;

(((Gareth Southgate)))

The nose knows

we're not racist so it wouldn't happen here

for heavens sake man, go

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AAAAAAARaaaAAaaarghhhhhh

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is theresa may fucking autistic?
what an utter retard

>go to eastern euro shithole
>the people there act like third worlders
what was he expecting really

Had David Cameron and George Osborne supported Leave, Remain would have won

Let's be honest for the local wogs USA is a country they like since it produces all the (black) culture they feed off

who would have lead the remain campaign then

me

impossible
179 million people voted leave because of FACTS and LOGIC