"Hola guapo, como estas?"

>"Hola guapo, como estas?"

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Wish I didn’t fail high school spanish so I could cop a qt latina gf

>those kind of girls
>speaking Spanish
They will at best include one Spanish word in every sentence

I look behind me

me gusto las slags y yo soy mucho grande penor!

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Want to suck her tit as she rides me, if you catch my drift

>Hola guerito

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>*unzips dick*

Guerito is a white Latino
She'd call you gringo

me in the plaid shirt going "my feet hurt"

Why are we at the club i just want to go home and scroll through my cartoon frog collecting website

redpilled

>speaks to you in centroamerica accent

No thanks

Nice

mama cita, grande culo jajajaaja

How are you liking Miami?

idk why but i have an underage vibe here
do they send van to people house in leafland?

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jesus, so i was right? wtf leaf

Have you considered that it was deleted for being porn on a blue board

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desu that didn't really cross my mind because i just assume that mods are a bunch of lazy fucks
but you are right

>Farts in your face

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no muy bien mi perro se murio ayer

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Diez dollar.

:( sorry about your dog

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>N-no habla espanol

No actually, I don’t, care to elaborate

To put it bluntly I'd like to pet her kitten and taste her honeysuckle

*sniiiiffff*

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I don't speak chinese

I want to suck the right one's dick

what do you mean? Look like average vapid slags

that word is non existent outside of mexico. There isn't really a word for "white latino"

AYO THIS NIGGA GAY

Based Guyanon

lo siento amigo :/

Sorry ladies, I’m only interested in obtaining my Electrical Engineering degree. So begone thots.

:( lo siento fren

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fuck off, I don't want your herpes

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#Long straight black hair
#IPHONE

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based and redpilled

...

muy bien yo tengo tu puta

Sorry Paraguanon, been there a couple months ago.

Чe блять? Пo pyccки пизди, шмapa

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implying I'm guapo

Jajaja que maje xd

Can y’all post thin latinas pls, these chicks are too thick

Cože?

>нy и пoшeл нaхyй puto, мы тeбe yлыбaтьcя нe бyдeм

sabe

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guapo is an aquarium fish, i think?

Güerito means blonde/white
Walk in the streets in Mexico and if a taquero doesn't call you güero or güerito then you're not truly white.

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I'll try

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.

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redpilled

absolutely based

:,( F You'll make it fren, your doggy is now in doggy heaven

...

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>no Mexican gf to call me gringo

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Here you go

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Sorry but my mum told me not to talk to girls like you.

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I want a pet duck now

¿Qué dijiste? Hijo de la cerda rusa

H-hola ch-chicas, perdóname pero no hablo tan bien el español... uhh... puedo casaros?

Lol I'm CHI and my aunt married a Russian guy. He's pretty cool. Hearing him speak Spanish is kind of surreal since he has a Russian accent.

goblinas de mierda mantense

Translations?

tfw not into latinas
feels great

Didn't know you where a pastor that married LGTBIQPTR people.

me gusta grande tetas

I hate goblinas

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Prefiero las MEDITERRÁNEAS

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нe paзyмeм јa тo, кypвo!
*slaps her a few times*
aјдe идeмo дo мeнe
*headbutts and breaks her nose*
кypвa глyпa!

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La cuenta por favor

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Donde esta don dinero

Perdóname chicas, soy maricón!

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Same, that picture is vomit inducing

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>tfw no latin gf

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WHO????

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NVM LEFT IS NATASCHA ENCINOSA, gonna beat my dick so hard right now

Javier, es q me dices q no son chicas? Q tienen una poya dentre de sus piernas? aaaah nooooo

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Informaré a vuestro señor que dos Indias han intentado escaparse de de sus tierras otra vez

Alejate de mi, goblina de mastodóntico culo de circo.

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¿Qué quieres, mona?

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agh sluts get away from me i dont wanna get dirty
also man-face
doesnt have man-face:

Tu culo es muy delicio. Soy hambriento.

I would use my charms as a foreigner that doesn't speak the language, a silly gringo if you will, to try and strike up a conversation so they can laugh me away.