EVERY SINGLE Jow Forums post you ever made is sent to all family members,friends and co workers

EVERY SINGLE Jow Forums post you ever made is sent to all family members,friends and co workers.
Would you survive??

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there are some embarassing ones but it wouldn't be that bad

Yeah I don't post anything weird
gf would probably think it's weird about how I constantly post about brown women but she's brown so it won't be too bad

I'm a 25 yo alt right incel

The few edgier posts are buried under so much mundane shit that I doubt they would find them. And even then, moat posts are so full of chan lingo etc. that they would barely understand them.

No

yeah I just post casual shit on /mu/, Jow Forums and the occasional shitpost on Jow Forums
the (mildly) offensive stuff is obviously ironic

all the weird shit is clearly ironic and they know i'm autistic anyway so nothing happens

No, I posted about masturbating to beast hentai and also mom/sister doujins and also admitted liking cheating sluts and incest+femdom combo

ive said almost the same shit irl./

They would be proud of me.

It wouldn't be very good

Would be weird as fuck, literally troll as different people all the time and pretend I'm alt right, immigrant, a girl etc they would probably think I'm crazy

I would honestly lose a bunch of friends.
I just fuck around most of the time but when I do speak my mind here, I say the shit I keep bottled in and wish I was brave enough to say to people irl.

Well i have posted this on /vp/

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I would have to explain why i use the word nigger even though i'm neither black nor racist and explain why i always act polite towards Muslim even though i hate their religion.

>immigrant
i upset Jow Forums very easy

I'd probably be put in prison.

no
they'll think I'm weird for larping as a white supremacist and a black man and a homosexual

They would congratulate me for being such a patriotic Chicano, and say i'm based for picking on meds soo much.

I am master farmer of (You)s on both Jow Forums and Jow Forums, I can't seem to stop. Sometimes I even feel bad.

Looks pretty based desu

I don't think I would have any problem with that, I mostly just lurk and try to be nice. Maybe some of my posts on /cp/ would be weird? Dunno, it was just harmless attention whoring.

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fuck no
half of the posts I make is calling someone a nigger or asking for sauce on trap porn

It'd be a complete disaster for the public to know, my family and friends idgaf and they don't either. I've said too much shit to get away clean from here.

No I'm a fucking degenerate with way too many posts on /d/ /aco/ and /trash/ plus the regular porn boards. It's even worse if I include the posts from some other chans

Almost 90% of my posts are bullshit and me just fucking around,
but I wonder if my family would believe me

most of them don't speak enlish, so i will be fine.

none of them can read English so I'm cool

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Implying anyone would bother reading eleven years worth of shitposting.

they’d see that I clearly have social anxiety or depression or at the very least that I am extremely unhappy with my life, which they don’t know current because I hide my problems from them because I’m too much of a pussy to tell them
Hopefully then they’d send me to a therapist or whoever

t. bolsonaro neo-nazi

>wow brother i had no idea you were such a man of culture
>Son, your takes on geopolitics are phenomenal
>Your father is right, too bad you guys don't talk much
The horror

Explain

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same

I would get fired for racism and sexism desu

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Probably since most of them can coprehend english

I used the memearrows to quote my family's reactions to my posts.
A sarcastic "the horror" implies I don't have anything to fear

i have been pretty calm the past two years. if they bothered to look from 2011-2016 they would probably make me kill myself

same. they would probably think it is a mix up of different posters. and i never say anything real about myself and always make shit up. so i hope they won't believe it was me. which would be correct. it is not me. it is a reflection of Jow Forums.

>Family members
They don't know English
>Friends
They have the same politically incorrect humor as me
>Co workers
I'm still in college, and even if my proms read it, why the fuck would I care ? we're hundreds, the majority don't know my name and I still have my friends. College student are very individualistic and don't interact much with those outside of their circle. (is it the same in your cunt ? I'm curious)

Well my wife would find out I've been thinking of leaving her, and everyone else would find out I really fucking love thicc and buff women.
I'd be kind of fucked.

Yea

Yeah, nothing that would cause anything more than raised eyebrows.

>barely speak to family
>no job
>no gf
>no friends
>expired id and other documents etc
>don't go outside
i'll be fine i guess

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My parents hate wh*Toids too

>All of my extended (but usually articulate) rants about liberalism, cultural Marxism, race realism, European/white supremacy, women, welfare leeches now public

It would fill a fucking tome but yeah it'd burn a lot of bridges. And I would stubbornly hold my ground. I'm a really nice guy in person but I don't bother holding back on an anonymous shrimp pimping gala.

None of them speaks english. Also, most of the time i am talking about architecture, food, culture and learning. Shitpost is less than 25% of my posts.

Probably, I can lie myself out any pickle.

literally all i do is LARP
i have never said a single true fact about my life.
for example, I typed on Jow Forums about sisters( I dont have sisters) and studies (i dont go to uni), i can just telll them it is all bullshit

Ive been here for a while, it would be like receiving several thousand pages of text, i doubt they would go through 10% of all of it

If the posts are provided in chronological order then they would find my early stuff, that would be a cringefest but eh, i was younger then

kill yourself cletus, you are not white

Let’s not

no.

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enjoy reading nonsense and discussion of normal hobbies and sometimes combined?

It would confirm their suspicion that I'm homosexual

i don’t think they’d speak to me again, i’ve made some horrendously weird /b/-tier posts

the most questionable are just character posts but they’re very elaborate so they’d still think i’m fucked

Yes, they will never understand japanese porn.

Nice

>very catholic parents reading all my Jow Forums posts
They would end up calling an exorcist

They would think that I'm:
1) A very caring a nice person after all
2) Borderline gay
3) A huge fucking loser

I wouldn't really mind I don't talk to them anyway

I don't care about what my family thinks of me, they can fuck off.

t. Cletus Rodriguez, founding member of Identity Europa Alabama

>gayposting
>calling for genocide of X
Nah, they already think I'm gay and they know about my extremist tendencies.

they can see all the cats I post!!!

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are you the Macedonian that posts in faces of Jow Forums threads

No he uses a trip all the time.

Yes
They'd be proud of me because I'm always respectful to others

Lol nerd