How do I get an American gf?

You mean gf or gf (male) because I have something to tell you.

funnily enough, she did

she was a poorfag that made me feel bad about her situation

now i have a qt spanish gf that cares a lot and pays for shit equally

Every Fucking Time!

Americans view relationships as a monetary transaction.

True enough, I have broken up over a credit score.

I would wife Brittany so hard

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implying canadian women are any different

She's unironically a pretty shitty human being with no sense of hygiene. She lets her pets shit on the floor and almost bullied one of her poltard boyfriends into suicide.

Why a goblina one though, limey bitch?

Could she pass as a nog in your cunt?

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No Brittany for you only old creepy gay old men like me, I have the same skin type. Pepper your angus.

Fucking hell, she streams from a garbage lot

Brexit and go to America

More like who drank the whiskey last night? The bottle's on the bed and her lingerie's on the ground.

>poltard boyfriends
wasnt she jewish or was that a meme

She's self loathing because she's 1/4 BLACK

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Caribbean Hispanic mutt. Mostly Latin with some nog on top.

The face of a lot of make-up use-age and lack of self care.

they are, majority of american women are so materialistic and just straight up useless desu

I see a pair of slippers, a shoe, the bottle on a unmade bed, general trash, cables everywhere.

This is nightmare stuff

incel

Y are u geh?

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why do people on this site fall for these autistic attention whores

Yeah, plus she's insanely insecure. To point where she even said it's unacceptable if a partner watches porn or has any sexual thoughts that aren't about her. She seems like the kind of chick who would try to beat you if another girl happened to walk into your field of vision.

She looks like shit without all the layers of makeup and whatnot

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lmao the fact that you believe that guy. Did you even see the video where he shows how unstable he is?

Kek at the bf.

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no she doesn't. stop watching porn.

even without make up her body is still nice

>and almost bullied one of her poltard boyfriends into suicide
Doing god's work

>two shitty human beings never end up in a relationship together
That guy was a mental case but she was clearly egging him on because it gave her sadistic sense of control

Dating in US TV always looks like a job interview lsad, you need to just hang out at the pub with some slags desu senpai

She has nice tits, but mediocre face at best. Also sh's very short and is going to look like goblina when she hits 30, if that didn't happen already

He looked good a year ago

How does he look now?

>She has nice tits, but mediocre face at best.
Literally all girls have mediocre faces irl.

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Is that real?

The idea of "dating" is stupid. Become acquainted with people first.

Why would you look at her face with legs like that?

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what would you do if you woke up one morning and saw this?

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>almost bullied one of her poltard boyfriends into suicide
B+ for effort but not finishing the job is inexcusable

sick fuck

absolutely fucking disgusting
how can anyone even consider this shit "attractive"

KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

It is retarded but getting to know someone over many years and gradually falling in love is just too long now. People don't have time for that shit anymore they're just looking for intimacy asap.

It is over.

You know you sound like a virgin.

Fuck off and die already you subhuman faggot gypsy

and go spam your traps on 2ch or something

Pretty much this, you fuck first and if it works out it's a relationship. The rest is boomer and virgin cope.

I bet you think it's "secure" for a guy to not want to be cucked by their girlfriend

>I tried to kms
>didn't die
Guess I am immortal and will suffer forever, it is over.

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Lmao

That's technically what ""daddy issues"" really look like, I had women like this with significant age difference; the pornstar/hooker having daddy issues is a meme, the real deal type of daddy issues women aren't promiscuous at all, cling on you and manipulate you like their life depends on it.

wat

IDGAF about you just fuck off with your retarded shitposting

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Dios mio...

Bad mum

For you.

keep telling yourself that

Every guy in every country online complains of exact same issues irrespective of their country. I guess it's less than 1% of men who are schizo with the same hallucinations and all gather here.

YouTube it, he is a mentalist

wait a second, that doesn't seem very likely!

>flag A, B, C, D
>women are like XYZ in A, B, C, D
>making money is XYZ in A, B, C, D
>people are like XYZ in A, B, C, D
I read online the exact same shit from someone in India as from Romania, Hungary, France, Germany, USA, Canada, Turkey, etc. Either it's 1 retard with 20 proxies or all share the same delusions and never leave home.
There are no homos, no drugs, no AIDS, no immigrants here yet I read Romanians posting of it; conveniently the same people don't know how much is rent, a bottle of milk, or what their taxes are.
I've been here since last year so not like I am making it up. It's the same cookie cutter responses and problems, even if you aren't on Jow Forums because there you can say it's just trolling.
Then there's always the odd American who says he's from country X originally and how can he get citizenship there just like on r/Romania, r/Hungary, r/France, r/Germany etc.

How do I get an American bf?

really wanna fucking suck the milk out of those fucking goblina tits

>almost bullied one of her poltard boyfriends into suicide.
I LOOKED GOOD A YEAR AGO
sorry I don't have the image to go with the phrase

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Oh shit, it's astroturfing with bots. Same thing happened to Jow Forums a few years ago. Why the hell are they doing it here though?

autism is one hell of a drug and Jow Forums is filled with an impressionable audience too

No now that romania man mentions it I should have noticed. The style of talking and posting is what I've encountered before, but slightly more sophisticated. It's definitely a bot network to push certain opinions. I guess I'd say, keep your eyes open and look for patterns

The other Romanian doesn't know local history. Either an uneducated underage literal ethnic shit or a proxy.

Why did you expect otherwise from Jow Forumsacks

Many such cases

That's probably just a retard

There's a Romanian imbecile here who keeps recommending people to register in Estonia as self-employed to boycott the local government. Keep seeing him on r/Romania and literal news' comment sections too like hotnews.ro, psnews.ro, dcnews.ro, etc.
Thing is if you make money like 5000ron (1180usd) as self-employed here you will pay around like 1700ron(400usd) health insurance even if you work for a foreign company doing software work just from the fact you've been having a residence here for more than 6 months. Then income tax is 1% for you which is 50ron(11usd).
If you go on the Estonia road you will pay 20% income tax to them, to a country you don't live in, that's a minus of 1000ron(237usd) so instead of 3250ron(772usd) you will be with 2250ron(535usd). On top of that because Romania doesn't recognize digital signatures 'de jure' you will have to go back and forth between your home and the nearest Estonian embassy every 3 months at least for paperwork to avoid double taxation and hefty Romanian fines and that's literally in Vienna. Unfeasible.
This thing was conceived for the top tier software developers in Scandinavia so they will be able to make 150k euro a year without paying 60% income taxes not for this shithole, but the internet spawns the biggest cretins with the worst possible advice and opinions on everything possible.

literally this. being a bong is cheat codes out here.

While it is true there are countless retards without functioning brains online, it's also true there are millions of bots. In that case of the romanian I'd say it's a moron, but the fact he keeps posting it in other places makes me think otherwise, but then the question becomes 'why?'

I've encountered bots on several boards here, usually they're aggressive for no reason, other times they're selling stuff or promoting youtube channels. I think people underestimate just how many inauthentic users there are here and everywhere else on the internet. It's like people think advertisers and government opinion makers just "forgot" about the internet or think the sidebar ads are the only way companies try and sell their wares

Should I fake an American accent, lads? I don't like American women, and it seems they'll hold you up and gangchat you, the filthy mutts. I could just say my accent is from some noname part of the U.S, right?

>not wanting the power to bang any mutt you want
how can you be so cruel?

American women are diseased.

Neo-neo-Jow Forums.

sure but if you visit then what choice do you have?

please PLEASE take women out of my country we don't want them

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Less than 2% of Romanians buy online regularly. It doesn't concern me. The average person here is so oblivious to online marketing that when the opposition organized protests for 1.5 years and promoted themselves regularly on Facebook, when they came here to the streets with their fliers nobody recognized them or wtf they were about. And this ain't a small town or a village. Same happened with marches that were pro-lgbt last year or the anti-abortion march this past weekend. It was promoted for 2 months on fb, nobody showed up except 30 people who were organizing it. They were expecting at least 2500. This online stuff has plateaud massively and went downhill in the past 5 years. Nobody cares, here for sure.

Look at the room

I could copulate with her if I had a paper bag to cover her face

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It doesn't have to be big lots of those kinds of protests are just for the photo-op anyway, same happens here. But the idea is to make it seem bigger than it is and slowly but surely it will grow

What is his name?