/brit/

*hops in bed with u wearing dirty sneakers and eating crackers* haha

YouTube's search filters are _still_ disabled
Fuming

Enjoyed this one

what are you searching for

I'm not entirely sure how the persistence works as I've only studied it in passing. I'd imagine that it elevates itself to system app in which case a complete flash of android would remove it, but your average 'restore my phone to factory settings pls :3" option may or may not back it up. I'm no expert in this as it's a whole new level of creepy stalker shit. I wouldn't fuck with it.

might actually save this red bull for the morning now that I think
had 3-4 coffees in the last couple of hours and I'm in a right state
been drinking since 11am if I'm honest
just wanted to see if beer before wine really does make you feel fine (it does)

might fuck with thailad

>all the real science
sceptical of your knowledge of research into gender identity and sexual preferences
>that lot
there are numerous levels of support for transgender people amongst us loony lefties, we dont all act as a single cancer trying to destroy your society from within lmao

I can sense you're just trying to be provocative now so im not sure if you really wanna discuss this

So flash the phone and maybe break his jaw for good measure then

ASMR videos
Only way to find decent ones by smaller creators is through search filters
Otherwise it just recommends the super popular ones which are mostly bad
Right now it just results in nothing but Gibi and Darling

Just wish Emma Watson were my gf.

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state

I've got myself a cock, and a pair of balls. Now what do you think of that?

It's a heavy cross to bear but I manage.

my main thoughts are prove it

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If you know how to flash an android rom, you should definitely do that. If you want to get him locked up you could root the phone and use wireshark alternative for android like packet capture and see if it's possible to resolve the mac address of his device. Then you have solid evidence and he can serve time.

ever thought of just wanking to porn and getting over it instead

research that clashes with the "tolerance" agenda gets people fired, attacked, ostracised etc
so the "science" on this subject is monstrously biased
you might as well put a gun to a researchers head and say "TELL ME IM RIGHT" then use their response as evidence that you're objectively, scientifically correct

for me, it's TERFs

radical feminists are worse than trannies imo

Nah see that's the problem with ASMR isn't it
I just like the really impersonal stuff like tapping on heavy wood tables (without too much lacquering) and hair cut sounds (large well used scissors sound best) and certain types of "scalp massage" sounds and latex glove sounds.
Don't like faces, especially don't like eyes, can't stand seeing them - but YouTube's search algorithm prioritises videos with faces in them and in the thumbnail, so it's hard times.

Yeah I’ve already had to help one girl this week with a tranny freak stalker and I’m fucking tired of these creepy fucks, I’m going to research what you said about finding a MAC address

they are our allies

I love Emma Watson.

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youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec

The anthem when I stroll into a British pub off me nut on marching powder moonwalking across the floor with an armalite in my hand cutting down anglos like blades of grass

might start getting into energy drinks
like the sound of "energy drink"
I need energy and a drink is a very convenient delivery system for nutrients and fuel
not a robot
just can't be arsed with traditional methods of absorbing energy
simple as

actually it'd be easier than what I said if you're on the same network, you'd just find his device network IP techwiser.com/wireshark-alternatives-for-android/

and then log the packets being transferred to that IP.

You've left me with no choice... Memes aside my way will surely help them way more than fucking their body up with hormones and taking a saw blade to their crotch.
This

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NEED to smell Emma Watson's cute girl toots.

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Oral delivery is fast but you know what's even faster?

allies against the evil straight white cis men?

thats quite an extreme analogy but yeah its a real issue that I agree with you on. gonna do a little read around and try and find some neurobiology about it, all the "gender critical" stuff I can find is like feminist sociology and thats not really up my street

thailad is based, you cant deny that

no against tr******

what's your proposed alternative? sorry might have missed that bit

your mum

>You have nothing in your whole imperial arsenal that can break the spirit of one Irishman who doesn't want to be broken.
Never a truer word uttered by a yank.

Same thing we do with people who want to cut their arms off or believe they're a wolf.

Based you are welcome on /luso/

potato famine

Please take him

offer them therapy and medication?

So basically get back on school WiFi and act like everything is normal to bait him?

The thing is she tells me it only happens when she’s near him so I’m kind of doubting it’s something as serious as droidjack or else he’d be doing it while she’s at home and shit

pootato

Terfs think all men should be killed

Have to laugh at the """hardman""" brummies. A couple of boys with a bit of semtex brought the entire town to tears. Still to this day when they hear an Irish accent they go running.

It's crazy how vicious things get
Like the scientists who were trying to develop methods to deal with so-called Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Absolutely barraged with hostile messages on a daily basis for suggesting that maybe a bit of exercise and talking therapy might help
reuters.com/investigates/special-report/science-socialmedia/

doesnt matter i could kill any woman with my bare hands

*watches the well-struck ball sail into the stands with the barmy army roaring*
hmm don't think this is my year

Pretty much. Of course I'd recommend those sexuality experts get involved since as I've said the actual non-politically biased research that has been done suggests it's just a form of sexual fetish. Of course nowadays a lot of the trannies are doing so because it's become "trendy" or for attention. Another result of leftist scum celebrating mental illness.

wet nappy

woman here, come to Chepstow Islamic centre and say that to my face

*opens a jam jar threateningly in your direction*

>The thing is she tells me it only happens when she’s near him so I’m kind of doubting it’s something as serious as droidjack or else he’d be doing it while she’s at home and shit
I mean he might do it a lot more/ the obvious stuff when hes near her because than he can see her reaction.

You said he could make her phone call people right? I mean there's no way I can think of he'd be doing that without some kind of backdoor. I'm not even close to an expert when it comes to mobile security but it doesn't sound to me like it's a simple network attack. If he's controlling system features it sounds to be as if he's fucking with her phone in a big way. It's very hard to analyze something like this hypothetically too. Maybe just flash the rom and bully him.

> Still to this day when they hear an Irish accent they go running.
I’d imagine not considering there was a lot of Irish migration to Birmingham

could you link that stuff about it being a fetish? cant seem to find much

also please don't be so hostile towards lefties, we really don't hate you or want to make you unhappy we just disagree about some things

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RAPE

Yeah I actually had that thought too, he literally might think he’s “being cute” dudes who are clueless with women do that shit

I’m not sure if it’s him doing it but yes her phone has been calling members of their class group and like I said it doesn’t even show up on her phone when it’s calling

Anyway I’ll see what I can do and update if anything interesting happens, thanks Thailad

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>*hits a bee hive*
>Why are these terrorist bees stinging me
Ah yes

when these maniacs get a bee in their bonnet about something (or someone) they really go wild
dunno if it was this bad before the internet but I think being more connected means being more connected to nutters and also more nutters developing out of a social communication system that keeps reinforcing their silliness
it's like we're watching a new religion developing and it's based on hashtag activism and the shame mob

Oh also I think I already asked, but if she flashes it and removes it how can she be sure not to get infected with it again?

explain what you mean

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>MPs literally taking control of brexit away from the British people

You cucks might as well hang yourselves now, it's fucking over

He means the Irish are vicious beasts incapable of thinking

based
we need to go back to the people and vote on what we want

>The Hallyu Wave, which literally translates to “flow of Korea” (or more commonly known as the Korean Wave) represents the social movement in connection to South Korean culture and entertainment. Economically, Hallyu is tremendously profitable, attracting millions of tourists and fans per year and produces many forms of entertainment, such as Korean pop music and television drama series, ultimately generating billions of US dollars in annual revenue which further strengthens its economic prosperity and stability.[77] Furthermore, being a powerful social movement in its own right, Hallyu holds considerable influence in politics as well. The ninth president of South Korea, Roh Moo-hyun, once stated that Hallyu can be used to improve or repair the tense relations between the Koreas.[78] Still, North Korea does not have its own rendition of Hallyu and even rejects it; for example, when Psy’s "Gangnam Style" was released in 2012, North Korea viewed the song with contempt because while South Korea was attracting positive attention, it was also undermining the impoverished conditions of North Korea at the same time.[79] In 2017, the South Korean military repeatedly broadcast the hit 2009 song "Tell Me Your Wish" by Girls' Generation over the North Korean border as a form of psychological warfare, with Pyongyang considering the broadcasts "an open act of war."[80]
What a fucking bent country. Hope Kim does kick it off.

The MPs will eventually vote through the brexit deal and we’ll finally have the brexit we voted for

sam hyde

South Korea seems like a hellish place

is that what yanks did when the British government oppressed them?
no
you told them to fuck off
time Britons asked themselves wwcd (what would Churchill do)

Calm down

From who?

>what would the pro-EU fanatic who hated referendums do

I couldn't find it now off the top of my head. A cop out I know but it's the truth. As for the political disagreement. I myself used to be left-wing m8. Still am in some respects. But it is all incredibly too obvious that leftism is having a staggering and profound negative impact on society. It's why I no longer can subscribe to the things I used to believe. When you demonize all political opposition as evil incarnate and needed to be violently destroyed and censored you know your in for some unpleasant and destructive times. Really you're doing yourselves a disservice. You're creating the very Nazis you think you are fighting. Everyone is being pushed to the far-right because you're leaving them with no choice. I mean how else are they supposed to react when shit like this is common place in today's academia?

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It sounds like a back door. You can look up the features that droidjack offers and see if it rings any more bells.
Never have any contact with his devices in any way, no messaging, don't use the same network etc. Make sure that the unauthorised app installation feature is disabled, although I think there's ways to circumvent it. It's an interesting case I wish I could help physically just to properly figure out what is going on rather than speculating.

This is my first and only post ITT:
Americans need to stop posting here. You talking about American politics ITT is cringe.

First act post-Brexit should be the cessation of niceties with South Korea

wanking to normal stuff

>everything about this post
oh dear

normie freak

Quite enjoy a cosy full-nude luxury wank to generic fare
Particularly titwanks

for me, it's "what would prince charles do"
the answer is knock down all contemporary architecture and ban motor vehicles

Gotcha, cheers, screenshooting this for future reference as I’m decent with tech but know very little about handhelds

>the answer is knock down all contemporary architecture and ban motor vehicles
Absolutely based, and load bearing masonrypilled

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im going to wank to some weird shit now to balance out the universe

no worries, best of luck with it all.

mad how I just came back from stormfront after reading it for like an hour plus only to come to /brit/ to see this image
fucking hell race is going to be the hot topic of the next century won't it

Ever wonder how high your fluid intelligence would go if you put away all the distractions?
Throw your phone in a river
Cut your internet cable
Tinfoil your room so no wi-fi gets in
Would probably achieve a divine degree of focus

going to look on motherless for something odd to wank to