Be American

>fantasy
Revolvers are just fun at the range you absolute shitter, it’s paper

>be europoor
>entire culture centered around degenerate drinking instead of establishing a personality

in my family, my grand grandfather took me to make my own moonshine for the first time when i was like.. 12 years old or something
in my village, every house makes their own alcohol

the only thing i like about gunfags is how often you use them to kys

Not really. There's no reason for a standard drinking age of 21 at all
we can though
Kys subhuman. Guns are fun

Everyone can go to rage and shoot revolvers, ak etc. But nobody needs them at home.

>i squueze finger and thing goes boom whhhhooooa how fun!

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>relativizing so fun hehe

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>be serb
>can own actual guns, instead of civilianized jam-o-matic 3000, chambered for pigeon caliber only
>dont even have any niggers or muslims or feral minorities or terrorists
>can still fall asleep on a park bench or leave doors unlocked tier public safety

you are already on a nsa watch list, literally everyone is in your 0 civil liberties 'freedom' shouting prison state shithole
national guard will simply fire off a few howitzer shells into your wooden house before attempting arrest, and then plant machineguns on your property and brand you "right wing extremist" if anyone asks any questions

american "freedom" is a joke, not even tsars of russia had the powers of your federal government, even authoritarian shithole china has less prisoners than you

>the US owns its prison system

dont know how kosher are the owners of american prison 'institution', but freedom shouting americans are approaching parody levels

i swear, they are best korea mirrors at this point, 1% of them owns a passport, they have less holidays than medieval peasants used to have in medieval europe, and yet the whole open air concentration camp is shouting 'glory to the great leader, we are numba oan!'

No idea why Americans think foreigners can't own guns

Why do burgers think we can't buy guns? How do you think we hunt?

t. paid serb shill
But seriously, the US doesn't own many of its prisons and lobbyists always demand harsher punishments to keep the "customers" high, that's why their incarceration rate is so high

So what do Americans do when they are like 20 and it's Friday or Saturday?

what else

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>Be 18
>On holiday in croatia
>Want a beer!
>Didn't know you have to be 21 to buy alcohol
>Nobody told me
>After a discussion about this on the table, barrista comes over and takes my beer away
>Gets mad at me, everybody around me looks at me like I'm scum
>Try to defend myself saying I'm from germany and its allowed to drink beer in germany when you're 18
>Nobody believes me
>Finish my glass of juice, pay and head out

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the law doesn't stop anyone from drinking they just get in trouble if they're caught

Its 21 here in Lithuania too, along with other laws most would consider unfair

But thats mostly because we as a people cannot stop drinking ourselves to suicide.

>tfw you're 23 and don't bother

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american kids weigh ~ as much as the average russian adult
they should start drinking when theyre 8 y/o t.b.h

NRA shills fake news to scare conservitards

18 here to buy
but alcohol does not taste good in my opinion

Beer does. The taste comes with time. Hard alc like vodka or whiskey needs to be mixed.

I am 21 and do not like alcohol at all, but its a bit rude if you do not drink with your coworkers

But yea, maybe you are right

>be american
>can't pay for sex
>can pay if you record it and plan to distribute

But since you can buy and shoot a gun at age 3, so it's fair I guess

You can’t own fun guns tho

Drink and have sex (not me, but that’s what most 20 year olds do on Friday nights)

no, that is literally united states
its you who cant own any serious guns, which makes the rest of us here look at you silly when you are shouting 'muh guns'
t. 2 mig pilot licences in my family

I don’t know why some people believe this. Our gun laws can be restrictive. It’s pretty stupid desu.

I shouldn’t have to pay for a stamp in order to buy a suppressor.

>t. 2 mig pilot licences in my family
That means nothing. What they did in the military doesn’t count. I was in the Army, and I was qualified on the AT-4, M249, M240, MK19, M2 via RWS. But I don’t own any of those. They were government owned. Just like those migs.

In the UK they are limited to small caliber single and double shot shotguns and bolt action hunting rifles.

alcohol is degenerate
it's worse than smoking for you

>mixed
Not necessary unless you drink some gutter-tier shit.

Just stop it, no one envies you hick