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see the sights

I hear the interracial breeding grounds are lovely this time of year

impoverished, I should say
Mods, edit my post. ta

Shut up bender

if you have to ask, are they really your friend?

drinking a fee and making some egg mayo sandwiches for lunch

victoria and albert museum

okay :(

weird how much girls fannies look like other mammals fannies

....what're you tryna get at here?

you know that film speed where he can't slow the bus down well someones done that to me but with thoughts so im gonna need you to post something that REALLY makes me think every 30 seconds for the next 3 hours

>BSc. In psychology
>M.A. in emotional management
>Passionate about tech. and making the world a better place
Meet your new project manager user. You'll be reporting to Linda but try to make it straightforward and keep the dorky technical terms to a minimum haha.

shes a new friend

why are you projecting so hard?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Used to work under a woman that was previously a call centre manager that was now managing us (the IT runts), would bust our balls like nothing else.

Yeah I like to think that the gf is a female horse when she's bending over waiting for me to fuck her (and that I am a male horse too naturally)

can she triforce?

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is Linda (newly) single by any chance?

web.cs.ucdavis.edu/~hchen/paper/cs2012.pdf
researching noncespaces

>Used to work under a woman
oi oi

Hmm hmm yes

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Playing fortnite

Because it still hurts, user. Reee

stal

me? no, i've never thought about shagging an animal

this is gona be just like IT crowd

youtube.com/watch?v=kL5fpYH_fBQ

fortnight is finished now i'm told
theres a new meme on the block supposedly

Need a female friend in her 30s who initially says she isnt interested in me and then randomly makes me massage her naked body and shag her whilst im in my early 20s again

Dabbing on a rape victim

All this talk of animals is making me think of that turtle shagging webm, the one where you can it's (to scale) massive willy.

clicking a cookie

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there is no cereal marketed towards men
it's all for women and children
thinking about capitalising on this gap in the market

>learn how to code! you'll need it one day! xD
"no"

apex predator, you try and bag the most primary school kids within 30 minutes
last free man wins

tucking into a delicious bowl of manly-os

What is this? A chart for xenophobic eagles

weetabix is a mans cereal

coding is easy and can be useful, especially if you learn a scripting language.

ffs it's been done

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haha yea m8 the one that looks like a spatula?

you a cookie clicker?

why do old worlders call cereal muesli?

Yeah, had quite the giggle at it.

All that she wants is another baby!

Why do normies think it's cool to drink alcohol and go out to parties

>ALCOHOL :O

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what's it to you?

muesli is a type of cereal retard

A yes, pale lonely virgin from France discovers completely untapped multibilliom dollars market niche

To be honest I think most people should just get proficient with Excel to start with
Lot of people underestimate the power of Excel by Microsoft

cereals just something in a bowl with milk
muesli is like nuts or something dunno not female

muesli is just a type of cereal

Why you racist?

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Last night I got kicked out of 3 clubs but still dont understand why its not like i was being a cunt, that lad in the gay bar who tried touching me up deserved getting heemed sure but why was i kicked out the other two clubs?

I'm putting together a team

>that shockwave
woah

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ahhhh its mad

on a monday?

maybe I am then

unironically got called a virgin by a stranger hahahahaha

they were like "careful let this virgin get through" while i was walking on the path. then they started laughing hahahahaha

full me daen a guff

Yes, yes on a Monday

Had to interact with blacks.

Should have clipped him one

Or
>Oh matchi box is another baby yeaaah
As we used to sing it in Algeria back in the days

I am a black man. What are you going to do about it?

>proff toilberg emailed me
>"hey user, let's talk about that presentation you're giving. Meet me at noon tomorrow?" (sent yesterday)
>tfw want to die
uni sure is inclusive to us asocial robots.

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This you is it?

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if its true it cant be offensive

Crying in public? Fine. But crying in public when you’re walking somewhere? So powerful. Yes hello I’m an emotional cry baby lil bich but I still got places to be catch me with this brisk walk

Jimmy Saville, Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter would be my dream predator squad

tell my mummy

Deport you

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Howling

Were they wrong

offense is subjective. regardless if something is true or not, some snowflake will find a way to be offended.

What the fuck is a matchi box lad?

Good
*throws you a pair of car keys*
Your ride's in the garage - it's the Datsun 510
Instructions are in the glove box
If anyone asks, we never met
*walks away smart casually*

really want to visit Jamaica again lads
me and my family vacationed there when i was a kid

*walks away black tiey*

Kinda agree, if it's true it's just humiliating, not offensive

have you heard the adage that the best offence is a good defence?
*raises shield*
*backs away*

Should have just clipped him regardless

If osmeone called me a virgin when I was minding my own business and walking down the street I'd go, "don't be so rude" and then murder them in the bushes all clandestine like

Oh matchi box was actually what thr plebe heard, and then you had me, an intellectual who maintained that "oh matchi boss" is what they were really saying if you listen carefully

I reject all forms of violence
I challenged him to a debate which I won by forfeit

got severe anxiety but am too anxious to tell anyone about it

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