EU

Based, how I envy you

Damn, so they have to follow all the rules and get no say whatsoever? That seems like a bad deal to me. What exactly are they gaining from staying out of the EU?

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Worse terms of trade.

They can be edgy about the fact that they aren't in the EU. A bad deal if you ask me

Something about fish.

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Fishing exceptions
Nice trips

They don’t have to pretend like their votes matter for the EU technocrats and shills in Brussels.

I wanna be a technocrat too
youtu.be/XtQdJtwhDMw

After seeing the chinese example,I am starting to think having them not elected may actually not be a bad thing.

our railroads are ready

remember to add the (EU) suffix when talking about european "countries" (provinces)

Some bumpkins never leave their shitty town

A bag of cod. Also a bag of whales until the EU forbade them, barbarians, to hunt down innocent whales.

We don't have to follow shit

You do because in case you don't the EU also stops participating in fields that interest you. Same applies to Shitzerland which thought they could just vote down freedom of movement.

I am coming

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The difference is Chinese technocrats are looking after China and the Chinese people. Euro leaders are looking after Immigrants, Israel and globalist business interests.

I’d rather be annexed by Russia at this point.

basert og redispillet

I hope one day you get executed by the damage you did merkel

why does europe allow germany to do terrible things for so long until finally they step in and realise they have to stop them before everything explodes?

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>Also a bag of whales until the EU forbade them, barbarians, to hunt down innocent whales.
They increased their quota by 30% in 2018 and subsidize whaling. I'm gonna need proof that the EU said shit and the Norwegians followed it.

Still can't figure out why you were given Marshall Plan money.

They benefit those who are at the top at any given time period.

no, you are not European
no, you don't know shit about the EU
yes, you "learn" about Europe from memes
yes, you should stfu

At least they don't bomb countries, which is the reason we have so many refugees in the first place.

the reason you have refugees is that you let them in

>Common market, standards and free travel is bad because..
Because some cunt thought it would be a good idea to build a supranational government on top of it with few to no democratic control that tries to intervene with the national affairs of its member states.

This is what the cattle masses are being fed. As if all of those things weren't true before, just with various currencies and autonomy.

Assblasted faggot lmao

I'll let you suck my cock soon honey

lol

i will start posting this when foreign flags talk about the US if it is that simple

Bruce Lee Kong-Fu here speaks words of truth though.

*throws chopsticks at you*
ling dong bing bao

The reason we have so many refugees is because of France and USA meddling in the Arab spring and bombing to shreds the libyan costguard

Actually no, we don't.
Switzerland has a few dozen treaties with the EU on various subjects, each one was tailor made for Switzerland and subject to vote by the Swiss people. None of those contracts have automatism, Switzerland has to follow Jack.
Switzerland is a member of the Schengen agreement (by popular vote) this is a take it or leave it deal, but this is not the EU alone.
Currently the EU is trying to force some shitty framework agreement on Switzerland that would include following EU decisions automatically, but the Swiss people will never sign such a shitty deal, so I guess we just keep it real EFTA for now.

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fair enough

>isn't a part of it

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Hmm yes, this is what I said.

Yeah I just realized

oh shut the fuck up pretentous cunt, you aint a shed more free than anyone else, fucking delusional non country

reality is more like this

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>Leaving or considering leaving
Good work on demonstrating your lack of knowledge of foreign politics

>shitaly

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>seething
Boy, do I love my direct democracy, low taxes, efficient government and that I have a say in almost everything.

The point is you do follow regulations and we let you have the saving face mechanism of "muh no automatism" so your meme politicians can go to the town square on top of a cow, display a swiss cheese full of holes and yell to the plebeian, brute masses there congregated: "MUH NO AUTOMATISM! HELVETIA LIBERTAS!!"

The brute, necrophiliac masses cheer, get drunk, celebrate helvetian freedumz raping mules and then, when everybody is back home in compliance to daily helvetian curfew, Bern does what is told to do by the EU. Just with no:

"MUH AUTOMATISM"

Does it have to come with an Orwelian nightmare and migrants?

>it's JUST like le 3d Reich
>remember when the nazis came and created a democracy, brought peace, prosperity and equal rights for all europeans?
>at last I truely see

>Greece

>red

lel

Mhmmm this picture didn't age well

Half of the light blue countries have removed their candidature.
There is a reason.

>The point is you do follow regulations
The point is we have normal trade agreements with the EU like we have with everybody else. And apparently we are making pretty good deals, Switzerland is working nicely.

God I wish I was Swiss instead

Fuck the EU. A new machine is required for today's world. Neoliberalism is homogay.

It's fun at first.
But it gets old when you're tired of having to buy expensive taxed bags to throw your garbage, being spied constantly and reported to the police by your neighbors for minor things, and can't even breath after 10pm for being afraid of getting expelled of your appartment.

Nooo... I want Bosnia and Albania to join

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And MUH NO AUTOMATISM

its literally impossible for 2 european citizens to trade toasters
unless they also import a trillion metric tons of 100% authentic african niggers, straight from the fucking africa
per toaster

t. merkel & globohomo gang

>Watching the EU shitshow from an europeic country that isn't a part of it

You are literally EU's vassal state. If you think that you are 'outside' then you must live in a complete bubble

EU sucks!

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Could be worse.

> Poland

Current parties literally fight over who's more pro-EU.

Who could disagree? The only stupid thing is you basically have no say in EU stuff while being affected.
Direct democracy is pretty cool. I wish frisians had kept their tribal shit as well. We got to vote our nobles during feudalism. For a time.

t. EU satellite state

>But it gets old when you're tired of having to buy expensive taxed bags to throw your garbage,
Actually you can dispose most of your garbage for free, paper, glass, compost, you only have to put non recycling materials in the bag, and since this costs, you have to pay for your own garbage by buying the tax bag
>being spied constantly and reported to the police by your neighbors for minor things,
>and can't even breath after 10pm for being afraid of getting expelled of your appartment.
actually no, but the level of social control is higher in Switzerland than it is in France. If you behave like an asshole people will act and not stand idly by.

eu would be perfect without immigration
eu immigration, eu welfare and eu taxation systems are all designed to lower iq over time
and no, im not pol or neonazi, i simply dont understand how is it beneficial in modern developed economies to import illiterate manual labor with incompatible primitive culture from the region that never had any evolutionary incentive to select for intellect

The EU doesn't control extra-Union immigration

>The only stupid thing is you basically have no say in EU stuff while being affected.
We have no say in the US elections while being affected.
We choose to take care of our own affairs and stay out of other peoples affairs. This worked well for the last couple centuries and we see no reason to change it. Happy to have trade agreements with Germany and all out other European neighbors and keep it friendly, but we see no reason to subject ourselves to some shadow government in Brussles run by bureaucrats and lobbyists. Latest example, article 13, huge drama for you, no concern to me as a Swiss.

The Schengen-Dublin agreement was exactly meant to do that. But then you have Germany who lets 1 million people enter the system illegally and rendering the whole thing basically obsolete.

blog.kpmg.ch/eu-data-protection-regulation-also-concerns-switzerland/
Like other regulations it is important if your companies want to continue dealing with EU entities

burn down the EU

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>5. Da die Schweiz kein Mitglied der EU ist, ist sie grundsätzlich nicht dazu verpflichtet, Bestimmungen der EU zu übernehmen oder umzusetzen. Im Bereich der Immaterialgüterrechte besteht ausserdem zwischen der Schweiz und der EU kein spezifisches bilaterales Abkommen. Die EU verlangt denn auch von der Schweiz keine EU-Äquivalenz der Schweizer Urheberrechtsgesetzgebung.

Sure it affects Swiss companies doing business in the EU, that's the good right of the EU. It doesn't affect Switzerland itself as stated above by the federal council. So nothing changes for me as a Swiss citizen plus Switzerland gets another competitive bonus for not having retarded IT laws.

Sorry, forgot Italian:
parlament.ch/it/ratsbetrieb/suche-curia-vista/geschaeft?AffairId=20183665
>5. Non essendo membro dell'UE, in linea di massima la Svizzera non è obbligata a recepire o attuare le disposizioni dell'UE. Inoltre, non esiste alcun accordo bilaterale specifico tra la Svizzera e l'UE nel settore della proprietà intellettuale. L'UE non esige dunque che la Svizzera garantisca l'equivalenza tra la sua legislazione in materia di diritto d'autore e quella europea.

this shithole psuedo nation shouldnt even exist on the map.

are you seriously trying to tell me that with a straight face

Norway, Iceland, Lichtenstein and Switzerland are EU-Vassals and the UK is about to join them.

You have been reported to the EU authorities for the use of a copyrighted meme

Based Quadrilingual Swiss.
>Romansch incoming.

The entire EU border guard thing is extremely new

I automatically pictured a soywak typed for this comment

why dont europeans have any national identity?

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Well, they cut Frontex because it produced nasty pictures. Now they are building them up again. I dislike wishy washy fair weather politics.
Differnce is that before italy, greece and spain had to carry it alone. But since italians and greeks started being overwhelmend and / or weaving them through.

eu is a shit organization because of how it is handling the immigration, not just in the border regions but everywhere
they could establish israel tier border with machine gunners for every 10 meters of the border, and then internal police could consist of motorized and mechanized troops with machinegun humvees
but no
what they do is allow every single skill-less, education-less, primitive islamic criminal in
and what jobs can these people find? precision machining or pharmaceutical industry or some such eu industries??? obviously, the only thing they can do is spread jihad
and eu keeps inviting them in

my ideal eu would sharpen the borders and increase natality among native ethnic genetic europeans instead

>Differnce is that before italy, greece and spain had to carry it alone. But since italians and greeks started being overwhelmend and / or weaving them through.
I agree it is retarded. Since the EU controls its internal borders it's just logical that it should control its external borders as well, otherwise you end up in situations like the one you mentioned

>they could establish israel tier border with machine gunners for every 10 meters of the border, and then internal police could consist of motorized and mechanized troops with machinegun humvees
>but no
They don't because, as I told you, external borders are a prerogative of the member states, not the EU

Common market is good, yes.

>NOOO!! Stop hunting wh*les, it's evil!!

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what about the pis? i thought they are eu sceptical.

Salvini might be an ass, but I like his border policies and not givinga crap about feefees.
I See the when our politicians Tell us Walls and borders dont work. Do they forget we had a fucking wall 30 years ago?
Our politicians play moralist soft cunt as an Aussie would say. I believe they mostly do it to avoid losing good boy points, except lefties or SPD who believe it . Some Christians maybe excluded.