if i was american i would probably have had a cute girlfriend now
If i was american i would probably have had a cute girlfriend now
if i was denmarkean i would probably have had a cute girlfriend now
We love foriegn accents. Women consider them to be exotic. I'm not sure what a Dane speaking English sounds like, though. They might think you are slow if it's how I imagine it sounding
if i was an american after 10 years of weight lifting i would be a worldwide famous hollywood star
god i wish that were me...
Look at his legs.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daily reminder that "man" tells you to "go back to Jow Forums" whenever you post something "he" does not like.
In Scandinavia, it's only Swedes who sound cute talking English tbqh, Danish people speaking english sound like they're trying to impersonate Brits
Why?
tfw no american wrestler gf whos into choking
Why is she raping that poor defenseless boy?
Are americans really that weak in hand to hand combat. Is this the reason why they need guns?
Doubt it, Nordic reserve and autism isn't considered attractive here
what's considered attractive?
Would you rather die in any other way?
Fat and/or Mexicans
hvad med en sod drengekæreste? :3
>tfw no gf to rape me and cuddle afterwards
my sister used to do pretty much this to me
she would pine me down by my hands and legs to the ground, sit on me and tickle my face with her long hair
I doubt anyone considers russian exotic. Life is suffering.
Extroversion, confidence, superiority, bluster. And of course all the usual physical and social status stuff.
I want this girl to bully me
That sound terrible
Statistically, the majority of men are sexually dominant. Why is this website full of guys with submissive fantasies?
the majority of men don't visit soy harvesting sites for picture trading
The nordic reserve is usually reserved for the nordics though, when nordics go abroad alcohol is king and manners are gone.
No, they just say they are. Most men are massive pussies
Never. This is the only way acceptable
Russian accents sound better on Russian women
We sound retarded when speaking English..
More like faggots hahaha
That webm is hot! I want a tall strong girl to hold me down and have her way with me.
>american
>no cute gf