Learning Dutch or Norwegian ?

Which is easier for an English speaker? Which is more rewarding?

Disclaimer : yes I know I'm an inbred mutt and you're full, just give me a break I want to learn a new language as a side hobby and maybe visit someday, nothing more. I'm more drawn to the Dutch vibe & culture but Norway is said to be really easy and I'm a full time wagecuck so easiness has to be taken into account and all.

Thanks lads

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>Dutch culture
There is no such thing. Learn Norwegian instead, it's much better.

English was really easy for me to learn. I think Norwegian would be the easiest.

dutch is really very englishesque already it seems, so you will likely ease into it nicely, norweigan is quasi danish, much harder than dutch, still not too hard, our languages aren't super far apart, it is modernized, not like that weird 19th century caveman norse revitalization project that is icelandic

Dutch but norwegian would be more rewarding.

Learn Dutch, because of all the Norwegian dialects somebody who learned norwegian in the United States would have a hard time understanding somebody from outside the Oslo region

Thanks bros. Out of curiosity, how come you think Norwegian would be more rewarding? In what sense?

The allure for me, from these two countries, is the small town, comfy & narrow sett/cobblestone vibe. Bicycle commutes, small cafe's, all that. God, reading that back I sound like such a pansy, but it is what it is, that's what I like.

you should learn spanish instead, it would actually look impressive on your resume.

lel no

Norwegian but really just learn Spanish or French. Do not learn Dutch and DO NOT COME HERE PLEASE

this but unironically

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why not? spanish would actually look impressive, norwegian and dutch are irrelevant in the united states and most people in both the netherlands and norway understand and speak english

There's nothing you can do to stop me neger.

Danes welcome

D-d-utch also welcome senpai :3 If you got celtic genes(red hair/chestnut) you may impregnate as many as you wish.

It just so happens that I do, do you have a sister? Take her with you on your trip here.

oh wow you guys are fucking gay i don't even want to learn either of these languages anymore

any idiot can speak spanish

Thank goodness, just stay on your continent. You're not welcome here.

>he says as he replies on English on an American made website on an American made computer

big yikes for me senpai

>using gay as an insult
Yup, it's a burger

Just goto any place in Denmark, chicks here dig redheads.

>yikes
Yup, just stay there buddy.