>Dutch """language"""

Proef mijn Dutch vriend?

Hoe doe joe knoe?

>English """language"""
WTF?!

Akhakhakhkahkahakkkahahhkakahkahkahkhhakhaah

cope

I can understand 100% of that. Nice.

lmao these niggas literally using simlish irl

>Dutch language.

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bewijs mijn Nederlandse vriend*
hoe weet je dat*
correct
it's UwU language

>gypsy

As a native german speaker I´ll never understand how the dutch can speak like this without bursting out laughing constantly

This is Afrikaans though,
Het is weer eens reuze gezellig in de draad.

Maybe it's difficult to choke and laugh at the same time

What's wrong with that?

buitenlanders zijn verrast dat makkelijke zinnen heel erg lijken andere germaanse talen

>wat is wroeng wit det

>hallo where is de benis

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>wat is daar mis mee?

Germanic languages in general seem stupid. I've come across lots of irregularities learning fucking English.
Suggest a logical language with barely any grammatical irregularities, Jow Forums ? I've heard that Finnish is very logical.

Willen jullie kanker angloids nu eens een keer stoppen alstublieft?

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English is a mixed language, the grqmmatical base is still germanic but the vocabulary mainly romance. Sprinkle in some celtic and non phonetic spelling and let it cook for several hundred years and you get shambling monstrosity you have here.

Ja, genau. Ihr hat recht

>Some dutch people actually sound like this speaking English

S-stop being s-so m-mean!

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>"""_____"""

Neo-neo-Jow Forums """""""memes""""""""

Read likes retarded English l

Dutch is to English as Estonian is to Finnish: cute babbytalk.