You're president of mexico

>you're president of mexico
what do you do?

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Don't do shit you promised, and blame others for your countries problems oh....

LARP as we wuz indios and ask the king of Spain to apologize for shit some niggers did 500 years ago.

Start developing nukes.

Enthrall the country to China.

kill myself

Instill nationalism and steer the country toward nuclear power and arms research to destroy Spain and the rest of Europe just for kicks.

Get booed at an stadium and then throw a tantrum.

Trump is not my president; AMLO is my president

troll manolos epic style

Wait did this happen? lol

Reinstall death penalty and create a bill of rights that includes the right to bear arms.

make a great butthurt in the manolo's ass

>the right to bear arms.
all of mexico will be decimated in 10 days

Shitpost irl and convince myself that people are laughing WITH me

Try to fix the grotesque wealth gap and provide more services for the poor, paid for with rich people's taxes. Same as I'd do here. I'd also look at legalizing drugs as a blow to the cartels, but of course they'd still be smuggling their shit into the US. Which is a good thing for me IRL because I'm fond of cocaine.

invade america

>reject christian conquistador heritage
>publicly demand apologies from spain
>publicly demand apologies from vatican
>get told "NO" by both
>get absolutely wrecked and look like a salty macaca indio sudaka to the international community.
I'd probably do that.

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legal drugs to piss LOS

>LOS
estados mexicanos unidos?

dammit you got me there

Invite Manolos to a gay orgy.

apologize scum

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>president of mexico
move the fuck out lmao, mexico is serbia + beheadings