>please keep your eyes on your own paper
Please keep your eyes on your own paper
>Put your phones away, no text storing calculators are permitted
>you cant eat in class
>put everything aside except for pen and paper
GTFO underage b&
>he's npt unineet
lol, wagie
>Stop writing!! I SAID STOP WRITING!
>don't leave your studying for the two or three days before the exam, read the material according to the course's schedule!
cheating is for normies
the beta BVLL follow d rules
>calculators
lol
Been out of college for about 9 years, kiddie
>Okay lets split into groups!
>Sit at least two chairs away from your colleague.
>this paper must be written in MLA format or else it's an instant fail for you
>gets ignored
>don't forget to write down your names
>why did you procrastinate till the last minute?
>hello everyone, let's begin with each of you introducing yourselves to your classmates
>don't be shy, it will be fun! Try to make new friends!
>"This classroom is a safe space! No bullying!"
>snatches your paper
>college
Oh no, it's retarded...
lol. i used to drop pens intentionally and overlooked other students papers while picking it up. one of them got salty and told to teacher that im intentionally droping pens
>TEACHER! HE WONT STOP TALKING TO ME!
Did you beat him up after the exam ?
>find a partner
This one is quite sad actually. I've been looking for a partner for more than ten years.
Not gay, sry
>let's gangrape the teacher!
My professor found a loophole by making you pass your paper to the student in the next row and so on until they reached him. If the chain got interrupted the entire row would lose one point
>you can't sign for your friends who didn't come to class! that's immoral!
>I'LL WAIT TILL YOUR FINISHED TALKING BECAUSE ITS CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LECTURE
...
>your class bullied the substitute teacher until she cried! what the fuck is your problem??
>you are hereby banned from university grounds for physically assaulting your history professor when he said that the romans were not Nordic
>when the retarded test nannies say this to 70 students taking a test in a 120 chair classroom
>you can't play cards with your friends during class!
>one cheating and you get kicked out of exam
>cheat again and you fail the course
>fail a course two years in a row and you get kicked out of uni
Srsly guys where the fuck do you get your shitty education from?
Was he a homo? 90% of the guys that told on other kids to the teachers or principals at my school where the kind of kids that only had girl friends and came out as homos later in life to no ones surprise. Except to a few of the girls, the same kind of girls that were shocked when ricky martin came out as a turbo faggot, holy kek what a bunch of retards.
>Who's shining that laser!!!!
>You need to do some work, or we're not putting your name on the project!
Giga KEK
this made me laugh so hard
>No weapons permitted in class
>jesus christ what is wrong with you? put your penis away, why would you masturbate in my class? i'm calling security
>why would you cheat on an IQ test you idiot? you're only cheating yourself!
>Times New Roman 12 point, double-spaced, please
This was a nightmare
>Hey what are you doing? No! Put that machete down! Help! Help! Someone call an ambulance! Help!
>the bell doesn't dismiss you, i do
>THE SCANTRON WON'T RECOGNISE YOUR SCORE IF YOU DON'T FILL IN THE BUBBLES CORRECTLY
>tfw stomach constantly rumbles and everybody stares at me
>no, you can't google translate an article in another language and copy-paste it in your essay. i WILL catch you and i WILL fail you
>not using DeepL
in which studies does this happen ???
t. stemfag
liberal arts mostly and generic economics classes
>Hey, are you smoking in my classroom? Get out NOW!
Underrated post
>wikipedia is not a reliable source of academia for your term paper, the campus library has everything you need
>that's plagiarism!
I did this all throughout high school and college and wasn't caught once.
Protip: do it with a language similar to the one you're writing the paper in so you won't have to spend a lot of time fixing the grammar.
>hard work beats talent, you will be nothing in life if you have no discipline despite how smart you are
And with that, my flag collection is completed
A lot of people copied from me on exams,and I never snitched them.I mean,what do you win doing so? I'll never get it.
Class, turn out the lights and get under your desks. The office says a man with a gun has entered the school.
HOLY SHIT. Why didn't I think of this?
>i said circle the answers, not check them!
>don’t think I have to say this, it’s a college, and there’s a line for your name
>get back more than one test without names
>I will not grade your work if it isn’t written by pen. No, you can’t print it.
Expected a leaf
>young man, what are you doing? young man, pull your pants back up. y-y-young man, get back in your seat. y-y-y-young man?
>don't forget to turn in your rough drafts class. it's worth 20 points!
>Idk can you?
Please just fuck off
>Oh um, no cell phones in class, please pay attention
>Oh wait your a Maghrebi?
>Well ok so long as she's white
>sir, why are you packing up already? there's still 2 minutes left of class
>this fucking thread
>no you can't kiss a girl during class
>use your inside voices!
Really nice thread.
>Okay lets split into groups!
>You cannot use your phone as a calculator on the test
What's wrong about making groups? It's the most exciting part about class. You get to meet new people and have someone to talk to in class.
>You get to meet new people
I hate normies so much
>What's wrong about making groups? It's the most exciting part about class. You get to meet new people and have someone to talk to in class.
>What's wrong about making groups? It's the most exciting part about class. You get to meet new people and have someone to talk to in class.
i bet you are from toronto
>Go and stand outside!
Never thought I would see you
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Shut the fuck up
I hate doing shit like that, I hate doing gay little in class projects, I hate having to "participate".
Teach your shitty class, don't make me do your job, give me the test, and let me leave
>wikipedia isn’t a reliable source because anyone can edit it and spread misinformation!
based as fuck
I hated this so much. In sports, the popular kids always chose their friends and I was often the last one. Even the fatties were more popular.
>Population 544
Epic rare flag!
It's true, Wikipedia is a reliable source of info.
Most people add info responsibly.
You forgot >
i’m phonefagging rn, which cunt is this?
Cocos Islands
>Don't doodle on your armchair!
We actually did make ours cry, we didnt bully her we just didnt stop talking and it upset her lol
>If I catch you putting gum under the desk, you'll be cleaning all of them after class