Norway We had to practice putting on condoms on dildoes, but unironically. The school nurse came in with a bunch of red gummy dildoes but there werent enough for everyone so we were put into groups. I was put in to a group with 2 girls, me and a buddy. The teacher, blonde, thicc and in her twenties, stuck the dildo on the board and slowly wrapped a condom on it to demonstrate how to do it properly, then we were to repeat it. The girls in my group, both very pretty and also semi popular, decided to put it on first. One of them were pretty fast to do it and looked experienced, and seemed to only want to get it over with so i didnt get much enjoyment from watching, but the other one was a lot more gentle and looked flustered. My friend was a lot slower and clumsier and clearly looked like a virgin. I was too embarrased to put it on but tried to act it off like i was too cool to put it on, even though i was also clearly a virgin. Luckily the teacher didnt notice. When we were done we had to deliver the dildo back, one of the girls said volunteered to handle it, but our dildo turned on to be one of those who you can stick onto walls, and it had stuck onto the table. It was fun to watch two girls furiously pull on a dildo for a while before they eventually managed to tear it off with help from the teacher.
Kek. There's no sex education here whatsoever. most people don't even know what a condom is.
Blake Nguyen
We watched a cartoon about a bear cub ejaculating in his sleep.
Elijah Parker
we watched a video and they inspected our penises (and i assume they inspected the girls' vaginas as well but they never confirmed it when i asked them)
Dominic Gomez
I assume it's ripped off from scandis as usual, didn't pay any attention though.
Ayden Thomas
Sex ed for me was in the early 90's in the deep south, and it was largely abstinence-based as I recall. They also taught that you can get HIV from oral sex which is bullshit. I wish I remembered it better because they probably told us a bunch of other retarded shit that would amuse people these days.
Liam Wright
>all students from my year gathered in a big auditorium >some milf that we never saw before (outside of the school) gets on the stage with a banana >puts a condom onto the banana >everyone laughs >several guys and girls from her help hand out condoms >when they came up to me i lied that i was already given one pretty useless desu
Parker Ortiz
You literally can get HIV from oral sex you mong
James Gray
he it's american
Michael Hughes
Youre just jealous your schools cant afford dildoes
we get to cross the border over to Norway for a field trip and commit our first rape
Bentley Perry
I mean it's happened a couple times but it's so unlikely it's almost theoretical.
Austin White
The thicc futa teacher lined all the boys up and fucked us upp the ass while the girls watched and threw tacks at us One of them landed inside my asshole and I had to go to the nurse
Lucas Bell
My big sister-like aunt came to my school to rape me with a strapon in front of the school and everyone clapped
Adam Rivera
imagine the internal smugness of the teacher, having to teach that to a bunch of 13 or 14 years old students who all want to appear as non-virgin grown-ups acting all tough and knowledgeable
Jason Gomez
Bueno keep breeding my friend....they can just google that shit
Christian Gonzalez
We didn't have to do it ourselves, but we had to watch the teacher put a condom on a banana.
Ryan Martinez
Actually I think it wasn't the teacher but some other woman. We were 11 or 12 year old.
Jason Harris
>sex education Everyone who actually proposes implementing this garbage in school should be castrated and then flayed alive in front of the public.
Caleb Wood
we didnt have it
Jace Baker
Don't have it. My parents didn't even "talk"ed me about it. It's just common fucking sense for fucks sake.
Thomas Anderson
We used bananas back in the day. Was a long time ago. Nowadays you don't need it anyway since every 6 year old has the newest iPhone
Joshua Flores
Unironically agreed with gnawer.
Cooper Ortiz
Except you can you dumb faggot, but the chances are pretty low.
Jackson Johnson
think we were 15 or so and the teacher just taught us about std's and had the teacher telling us his stories of picking up girls in uni and how having chlamydia is horrible meanwhile the girls in a separate class were taught about underage pregnancy
Kevin Bailey
we had none. i literally used to think females have penises as well until i become 18 and got a gf
Based church keeping us shielded from another level of degenerate brainwashing.
Josiah Long
No one uses condoms in the Netherlands
Christopher Jones
>sex education >Poland We were 11, only learned how a penis is built and how a family works. There were even lessons where we were separated by gender, because fuck logic. No lessons on contraception/masturbation too. It was so bare-bones that until I was 13 I thought that women on period bleed out of their nipples, sperm is created when you urinate after drinking too much water and orgasm=penetration. A fucking bootleg porn VHS from the 90s left by my uncle in my room after he moved out taught me more than 8 months of sex ed.
Eli Hernandez
Yes yes listen to the catholic priest little billy
Leo Reyes
YOU LEARN THAT IN YOUR FIRST BIOLOGY CLASS YOU LITERAL RETARDS
Jace Murphy
In 4th grade, our teacher showed us how to put a condom on a broom stick.
Leo Walker
I wish you were right
Eli Cook
Except first biology class is about the five kingdoms of life.
Zachary Ross
You are the last cunt that should dare talk back. Remember the religious war when our men killed your king.
Hudson Gonzalez
Went to a christian school, no sex ed. We don't need it anyway since all the young people are leaving this shit cunt.
Jason Torres
>i literally used to think females have penises as well until i become 18 and got a gf
Have you never seen your mom naked you subhuman
Luke James
>We had to practice putting on condoms on dildoes, but unironically. Kek they just picked one or two kids to put one on a banana after the teacher demonstrated.
Isaiah Perry
One king for millions of scatholics is a fair trade
Benjamin Thomas
In Brazil you probably just take turns putting the same one on the local tranny.
Bentley Collins
Kek I remember when they mentioned this to us and referred to it as nocturnal emissions.
Evan Hughes
I had the same thought until 8th grade. We don't see our family members naked in Muslim societies. Even the same sex ones (except if they are little kids).
Aaron Jones
do you faggots actually use cobdoms? cringe
Eli Foster
Only thing i reb was that after we were given free condoms all the guys put it onto their heads in a way that it covered your nose and then blew it full.
Cooper Miller
Watched the same sex videos every year from 5th grade
Lincoln Russell
No, it's because hes from the south in the Norf we had legit sex ed. We also had a whole bunch if drug and substance abuse education (unfortunately it included shit that you cant get anymore like quaaludes).
Kevin Kelly
5th/6th grade. They teach you about reproduction between flowers and animals, the parts of a penis and a vagina and we put a condom on a marker and that was it. You learned the rest by watching porn
Gavin Thomas
Can someone please tell me why you need that sex ed shit?
Whys abstinence almost always trampled on? Just Say fucking NO. DONT FUCK. 2 Fucking words. How is that hard to understand?
Contraception methods are pretty complex and widely varied these days, so it's worth having a class about them in science/biology whatever, but Why the fuck put a condom in a banana? Why the fuck give away condoms? Do Americans seriously have no control of their kids whatsoever? Do they never know where they are?
Anthony Powell
>used to think females have penises as well until i become 18 and got a gf DOD you lose your shit you found out that they don't? Also, have you never seen animals before?
Jordan Jackson
Begauze zegz iz fun n sheit :DDDD I doubt that most people nowadays realize that purpose of sex is not hedonistic pleasure but procreation.
Caleb Perry
it's called biology classes, you talk about sexual organs, gametes, dna, chromossomes, sexual transmited diseases, maybe you watch ox cum on a microscope and you're done with it.
why do people have to make it stupid?
Ian Mitchell
Speeding down the fucking highway and drifting on curves is also fun but i know better than fucking do it.
Samuel Watson
I grew up in Alabama, and we straight up didnt have it. Obviously we went over the reproductive process in health class, but there weren't any condom handouts or something similar.
Jason Jenkins
>Luckily the teacher didnt notice. Not only virgin but also stupid and lacking future growth potential.
Angel Jones
>why you need that sex ed shit? We live in a free country, teenagers have the right to know what this "sex" thing is and what it all includes. That you get pregnant from it, that you can get STDs from it, that it can be fun, but it can also be used in violence (rape), etc.
>Whys abstinence almost always trampled on? Just Say fucking NO. DONT FUCK. 2 Fucking words. How is that hard to understand? What are you talking about? What does this have to do with sex ed?
>Contraception methods are pretty complex and widely varied these days, so it's worth having a class about them in science/biology whatever, but Why the fuck put a condom in a banana? It's not like "putting a condom on a banana" is the entire class. It's just one demonstration. >Why the fuck give away condoms? Do Americans seriously have no control of their kids whatsoever? Do they never know where they are? We never got free condoms here in Germany, idk what's up with that. But a fun fact: Technically, there is no age where it's forbidden to have sex here in this country.
Andrew Bennett
It is to prevent young pregnancies, which was a huge problem before sex education
Sebastian Ortiz
Based
Robert Johnson
They taught us flowers reproduction with bees etc. in elementary school but they didn't say anything about human reproduction. I learnt that the ponos goes in the vagoo on the internet, when I was 13. Until that age I unironically thought that women got pregnant through kissing.
Liam Robinson
They separated the boys and girls into their respective rooms. They showed us an informational video about dicks and their erections and warned us not to laugh.
Luke Nelson
Same thing for us in 5th grade
Hunter Nelson
we watched a video of literal horses fucking and some dumb documentary about 2 teenagers talking about their first sex
Eli Lee
Ironically, it was the other way around for me. We first learnt about human reproduction, but we never "straight up" were told that animals have penis-in-vagina sex too.
And i never had a pet as a child. So i never knew that dogs and cats have vaginas too until i was like 13-14
Hudson Watson
>Tfw gf needs to do an abortion every time we have sex because i never learned how to put on a condom My actions still haunt me to this day
Well then you did atleast have some form of sex education? You learned how intercourse and reproduction works and about the female genitalia in school? Many countries ban even that sort of education
Blake Sanchez
Have you ever thought about... not getting an abortion and having children, marrying, being fruitful and multiplying instead of being a decadent and degenerate with constant fornication while letting your country being demographically being overtaken by Pajeets and Achmeds?
Jose Peterson
Point is that the teacher saw through your bs. She just didn't call you out because you're a kid and she's an adult.
Joshua Brown
What kind of country does that? Its part of every single bloody Biology book I know. How do you teach a kid biology without that, considering that reproduction is one of the ESSENTIAL traits of the living organisms?
Eli Anderson
Religious conservative countries considers it sinful to speak about anything sexual in public, even in education. Not everyone is even taught basic biology cause it interfers with their religious views.
David Young
Teacher put a condom on a microscope's eyepiece tube. Another one put it on a wooden dildo, but there was only one so we used microscopes, too. We also watched some old as fuck documentaries about a boy asking his dad where kids come from when he sees her mom is pregnant and dad explains about sex, egg cells and sperm cells. Another teacher told us that sex doesn't hurt if you're having a good time but the penis can get red or purple sometimes.
Andrew James
The condom wouldnt roll so the teacher actually had to blow it a little
Anthony Bell
Also one kid was asked to do pic related so we could see how elastic condoms are.
>We live in a free country, teenagers have the right to know what this "sex" thing is and what it all includes. Nobody is stopping them from doing so Muhammed.
>What does this have to do with sex ed? Holy shit, seriously? Telling them that the only surefire way to not get pregnant is to not fuck in the first place, doesn't have to do with education?
>It's just one demonstration. An unnecessary one
Juan Sullivan
>Religious conservative countries Like mine, for example? You can be conservative religious society without being an autistic protestard. What church was and is against, and I completely agree with is actual separate classes where you elaborately talk about dildos and fucking someone in anus.
Jacob Baker
>Holy shit, seriously? Telling them that the only surefire way to not get pregnant is to not fuck in the first place, doesn't have to do with education?
Who is forcing kids to have sex? What are you talking about lmao.
Easton Jenkins
How about, you know.... Not fucking?
Isaiah Morgan
She blond with a thicc ass and fat d-cup tits and was extremely fit, she knew half the boys in our class had a crush on her and acted perma smug about it. Everyone joked about how she drove a car way too expensive for a teacher so she was probably sucking some rich dude off, and i worked a summer job at a bar once and often saw her party there. I still see her from time to time at the gym to this day.
Brayden Clark
Do you even have a speck of reading comprehension or are you telling me you're dumber than a fuck in the third world shithole with highest murder rate in the world?
Nolan Richardson
We did the same thing except with wooden dildos. I thought it was kind of dumb how they made the girls do it too. It should be the guy's responsibility to put on his condom ffs. Also in the school years prior, our sex ed teacher just taught us that the only way to effectively avoid STDs and pregnancy was to simply abstain from sex. I remember one of our lessons was just teaching us how to turn down someone for sex. They didn't even talk about safe sex and stuff.
Nicholas Flores
No, not like yours. Christians countries arent as sensitive about talking about sex as for example
Hudson Powell
I understand what you're saying. No sex = no pregnancy. But the way you're talking about it implies that these kids are being forced to have sex by the schools. Or that the school has a responsibility to tell kids not to have sex. No. They want to have sex, and they will do it either way, even if you don't like that fact. So it's better if they are educated about condoms and such things. Brainlet.
Health teacher explained to us what sex was. Also told us that oral and anal are things.
Had to explain to a bunch of black chicks how vaginas worked.
He told us how to put on condoms and where to get them.
He also said he's supposed to teach abstinance but he said he knew we wouldn't listen so it's best we know how to be safe.
Nothing fancy or weird except for me realizing black girls don't understand what a period is
Adrian Ross
Alright then, teach sex ed to kids all you want. Answer me this instead.
Why do you want kids fucking around? What do you gain from it? Why do you want kids actin like "non-virgin grownups", What's so grown up about putting your dick in as many women you can? I'd say that's quite the opposite, someone mature will show restraint and being faithful instead of fucking around as if sex was the only thing that matters in the world.
Christopher Perez
We don't have any. Some people thinks you can get your partner pregnant with blowjob.
Adam Rogers
Wtf? My first gf had a penis though
Logan Jones
I ditched school on the day we were supposed to get sex ed. I was given the choices "go to school" and "go to a different state for a few days." It was pretty obvious which choice was better.
Mason Gonzalez
Imagine needing education to use your dick
Jordan Sullivan
>www.dailyrecord.co.uk >dailyrecord >co >uk
Gavin Sanders
She was from Cerobyl?
Cameron Nelson
Everyone undesrtood your dumbshit joke, only that people found it more interesting to elaborate on it than to laugh at a benis in banjinoo joke. What are you, american?
Ethan Robinson
Imagine being a Turk
Alexander Long
i thought you guys would invite some local muslims to have you bend over your desks?
Wyatt Sanchez
>"Regular physical activity has been identified as strongly associated with a decreased risk of cardiovascular disease and related mortality." >Therefore people should have more sex! Pathetic.
Are all people in christian majority countries boring dad cunts who tries turn jokes into life lessons?
Brody Myers
It is meant to be fun in the sancity of marriage and to bring a married cpuple closer together
Aiden Garcia
It was our biology teacher that taught us, big red puffy face and a belly that hung over his belt with a shirt at least 2 sizes too small for him. When our class went in the room all the desks were pushed to the back and it was just one solitary desk in the center with a microscope on it. When we all came in, he gave us all dildos and condoms and told us to put condoms on the dildos, pretty degenerate but normal stuff for sex ed nonetheless. Here’s where it get’s weird, he said he has to find something out the chemicals cupboard, so we were just sat there for a good 5 minutes or so until he came back with a petri dish. Then he got us to look at sperm under the microscope. Took me a good few years until I realised this guy was in the cupboard beating his dick to the fact that kids were putting condoms on dildos then probably had a wank at home thinking about us all looking at his semen. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s locked up for noncing about these days.
Ethan Hughes
>tf >tp
Jack Rogers
And thats why I specifically wrote "hedonistic pleasure". The "its fun" part is a side effect and not the main purpose of the act. Its not bad itself, but overemphasizing it and removing boundaries of sacred union of marriage and appropriate use is.
