Culture Pals /cp/

church of qts edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed)

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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/Luciferiana
youtu.be/_IDDnXy20hs
youtu.be/qrBj3u5dPgM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Sun_scandal
youtu.be/ijSdWwRR_-Y
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

NEED my cute Russian's nudes

I already have them and I won't share them with you

No you don't she's a nice girl with eyes for me

Is she one of the Omsk twins? Because she types like the Omsk twins

Lmao sure she does brah, that's why she sends me her nudes everyday and is coming to visit me next month

>bragging about trying to steal another Pal’s Russian qt
ugh

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I'm that user with the paranoid Russian qt, she comes from Perm so I don't think so

Oh alright. Maybe all Russians outside Moscow are like that. The Omsk twins type just like her. Exactly like her infact

Alri so here my interpals ride ends, been short but very fun, better than shitposting on the 4channel futaba board the entire time. I wanted and actually have a girlfriend now, and I‘m no longer bored.

U wot? I dindu unironically.

interpals.net/Luciferiana

>occupation: teacher

what a time to be alive

Did nobody think of the consequences that comes from allowing this shit?

fucking white people....

Dumb cunt, bees and honeycombs are a symbol of light, not lucifer

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>expecting a dumb cunt tranny to know the meaning behind anything

Why does cucci eat burgers and drink beer? Doesn't he know that raises estrogen?

Says the brit

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Anglos are naturally so high t we need to drink beer to make it fair on other countries

>anglos high T
Like him?

youtu.be/_IDDnXy20hs

fuck off macchi, youtube has been shilling that video all week and now you're doing the same

Has it really?

What do when I have a slight feeling this person might actually be my old friend catfishing me? Lol

yes, I've seen it in my recommended all week

Well you probably watch his videos, that’s why it shows it to you

never have watched his videos or any like it

I don’t know about that..

*irl

Why is m*cchi trying to larp as high t when he's literally on every child sex offender register going?

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Why are you a paid subscriber to GayDar UK?

You don't appreciate the male form? That's pretty gay dude

This was you.. wasn’t it?

youtu.be/qrBj3u5dPgM

>tfw no 1st world gf yet
Well thanks for the app guys, but I guess I'll stick up with the website for now, it has a good UI, but it doesn't give you those early web feels

>tfw no Canadian gf

Ah yes, pika and his asian fetish

you have to be extra chad/charming to pull off a decent White girl as a shitskin

my parents won't leave so I can't downstairs to eat and I'm really hungry sustaining myself on reeses pieces

You can't go downstairs and eat with your parents?

No, the kitchen is connected to the living room, so I always feel annoying going down and making food and being loud when they're watching tv
And of course they're boomers so all they do is watch tv

Move

gooks btfo

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I don't understand. Do they not want you to use the kitchen? Also why don't you eat when they eat?

Because i’m independent

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Sun_scandal
are koreans naturally fucked up?

>bane and descartes
so the church of qts wants me to give big guys the d?

Then why do you still live at home? That means you aren't independent

Someone redpill me on macchi

Are you just now realizing what gooks are like? I live in an area with a bunch of them and they are retarded. They even believe that fans could suffocate you at one time.

If that's what you want to do then yes
He's the biggest cuck of all time

/macchi

I don’t know. I was just LARPING as that dude.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

>15 people like me
>cant see those likes unless you pay
fuck off with this

>using Tinder
Lmao

>tinder
lmao

Whore

>Lesbian, Queer, Homoflexible, Trans Woman, Single, Monogamous, 5’ 7”, Thin
oh no no no

Perfect for you

don't you ever respond to me again

Is this your description Macchi?

No it’s his

>White, Speaks English and Russian, Jewish (and laughing about it),
>Jewish (and laughing about it)
think she'll laugh about the holocaust joke?

tfw the lewdest pic I've gotten was an outfit she wore for halloween
tfw her country doesn't even really celebrate halloween
d-did I do good guys?

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literally sent you a pic of what she wore while going outside and to parties

Think about it. She probably got fucked silly after this picture

Those are bloody mutants, not bees.

Absolutely based

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Lol

everything about this picture is crusty as fuck. there's no party in the backround, the lighting is absolutely awful, her skin looks clammy, the cat ears look like they were made by a retarded four year old, that mask is dumb as shit, the walls and the floor reeks of some poverty paper machie house
she has a neat body though, congrats

Hate these types of uncle tom women desu, they disgust me
>yeah i'm an girl, and I hate feminism ??? not like the other girls ??

No they are based

youtu.be/ijSdWwRR_-Y

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What cunt?

I've never had girls send me any sort of pics. Not even cute non lewd selfies. Feels bad man.

Got to be American with those light switches and power outlets

Rate my last views. How badly am I fucking up?

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Those are bees. You can even see the flowers, the honey and the honeycomb pattern.
Are you a moron ?

Is there a crown on the bee eating from the skull? Ask this brainlet tranny what their shitty tattoo is supposed to mean

Do any of you remember this profile?

/vanessaisback

Used to be called something else, is it fake? I talked to whoever it is on skype and they blocked me over a year ago

it was called vt1 or something

she viewed my profile about 5 times when it was named that

She's the biggest slut on the website

Pffff.... Smells like updog. It was probably macchi

she is? i never messaged her

She asks guys in first message about if they ever fucked. She messages people asking to masturbate on cam.
Not a joke now, but she exchanged dirty messages with macchi and wanted to peg him

Lmao of all the people it had to be macchi

There's more anons with a thing with her

wew and she first messages that? guess im not chad enough for messages, only views

Yes.
Why don't you message them?
Do girls fear more rejection than you. Message them... It's not like you'll see them in your street tomorrow

How do views work? Mine seem to fluctuate, as do my received messages / replies

i first message girls all the time, I didnt know that one was a major slut. I dont think she had much on her vtr1 profile

fuck, she was one of the first people that messaged me.
I added her on skype, she asked me for pics immediately + I figured it was a catfish and bounced.
Any proof she's real?

She told me she never sent a portuguese nudes nor would she ever fuck with one though.

/EmilyRenee001

Based

>believing anything some thot tells you
cuck

Not just some thot, this one wants to be one. She fucks all the men in the world except this portuguese poster.

She is pretty weird, chatted with her like 2 years ago, honestly don't know if it's fake or not

>compliment girl in opening line (ez 8/10, just my type)
>she calls me cute back
>talk a tiny bit
>she goes to sleep
>already imagining her as my gf
How do I stop this sort of autism so I don't end up absolutely broken if she was just being polite and ends up ghosting me

>How do I stop this sort of autism
when you get ghosted so many times, you become numb

Define decent white girl

You can't, it's an oxymoron

fleshlighs coming in the mail on friday