I wish I was French every single day of my life

I wish I was French every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional French princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Francis, Pierre, Alice, Madeleine, Jeanette, and Jean.

I wish I was living in the countryside of France, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. French women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke, use bidets, listen to french music, eat delicious pastries, and freely be nude in public.

Also, please give me a french gf. And could I pass as a local in your country? I am learning French.

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Is this you?
Really would like to see a frontal pic.
Thoughts about a Dutch bf instead of a French gf?

you'd make a great twink

If you were French you would still be an autist tho.
Life inside a bedroom is pretty much the same anywhere.

nothing's stopping you, learn the language and immigrate here

>heavenly blessed, traditional French princess bride

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>French women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHA

>Francis

What even is that shit?
HAHAHAHA

>use bidets
AMERICAN DREAM, LITERALLY WASHING HIS SHITTING ASS
hahahaha.
Thanks for the laugh friend.

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i heard about this french dude who moved to finland because he thought the finns would be just as autistic as he was.
turns out finns are a bunch of fucking chads

hey can i move too?

stop bullying me!

can i have a dutch gf maybe?

yet in france, you are surrounded by beautiful women if you *do* choose to go outside

i see. if i spoke fluent french would they even care?

>stop bullying me!
Hahaha
No.
Wake up, no country is ideal.

First time i've seen a frenchaboo.

norway is pretty good though

I wish I was from a banlieue

Cheese is bland and expensive.
But yeah, it's a nice country.
Still not perfect though.

OP, why are you pretending to not be a faggot?
We can see it from your gay face that you are

i like french women bro

My favorite cheese comes from England and the Netherlands

Sadly, i doubt you'll find any of this anymore here.
You could live a comfy life in a small village, but there probably won't be a lot of young people around here.

Bro, you like dicks up your ass brooo

no but you might

sure

You should probably visit France first before you make a lot of untrue assumptions
I don't think they're the most attractive people in the world or something, and are generally bitter and somewhat hostile
Also idk why the fuck you'd want to be freely nude in public,, youd probably get mugged by an Algerian or something I'd you do that

you'd make a good trap

believe you don't want to be from a banlieue