anons my gf of 3 years found out I own over 50k in corn and shitcoins (I was drunk). now she insists I give her my private key. she says if I dont trust her with it I dont love her. I dont really feel comfortable giving her my keys but shes been pouting all week. what do?
Gf wants my private keys
Blake Green
Ethan King
Dump it
Benjamin Diaz
Give her a dicking then dump her.
Levi Torres
Dump her immediately and then dump yourself for somehow revealing you have 50k in crypto.
John Edwards
Shitty larp. Fuck off
Jose Martinez
Nice LARP. A real gf wouldn't even understand what a private key is.
Juan Bennett
Dump it
Lincoln Wright
Pump and dump, it is crypto after all.
Jack Campbell
if this isn't a larp, dump her
Carter Murphy
give the key to her. what could possibly go wrong.