Gf wants my private keys

anons my gf of 3 years found out I own over 50k in corn and shitcoins (I was drunk). now she insists I give her my private key. she says if I dont trust her with it I dont love her. I dont really feel comfortable giving her my keys but shes been pouting all week. what do?

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Dump it

Give her a dicking then dump her.

Dump her immediately and then dump yourself for somehow revealing you have 50k in crypto.

Shitty larp. Fuck off

Nice LARP. A real gf wouldn't even understand what a private key is.

Dump it

Pump and dump, it is crypto after all.

if this isn't a larp, dump her

give the key to her. what could possibly go wrong.

Give her some random numbers, she wont even figure out what to do with them. Those girls cant make it in crypto lol

Give her the private keys to an empty wallet. Then cum in her butt.

0/10 LARP

Pump it then dump it.

Must be a larp though. But if not she gone fuck shit up.

DO NOT FUCKING DO IT

DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT

SHE WILL TAKE IT ALL

ask her why she wants it

You don't know about her secret Tinder profile. Why should she know your private keys?

she said she is visiting a friend out of town for a week

first she tries to take all your money and now shes cheating on you too?

Give her a 12 word seed with a word thats not in the dictionary and if she fails to import start blabbing about how shes using the wrong BIP and fucking shame her stupidty into submision, just rember you should always speak louder than her, then you win

Does she know your ATM pin? Do you know hers?

what's your IQ retards?

at least a few anons with a brain

OP gtfo

DO NOT DO IT YOU STUPID FAGGOT, BELONGINGS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TRUST

Just give her a fake string of numbers

Give her the private keys to an address with nothing on it just to shut her up, I doubt she would know what to do with it anyways. Sersioulsy user do not give her your private keys no matter how much you trust her

why would someone even bother larping this retard?

this lmao, wtf does she know

for fun to trigger low IQ retards who'll get angry at OP's cuck fetishes and his imaginary gf

never give your keys out m8. never tell anyone in your circle of friends how much money you have. everyone will look for a handout if they know (if you make it big). My friend WAS engaged and now he is very happy that he never told her what he had in crypto. Dont give it to her, never discuss it again. Tell her that if she loves you, she should trust you and your privacy.

>1pbtid

KYS OP, you larping faggot